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Working on the dream of cramming your junk in the cameraman's face (NFL Thread)

Goose!Goose! That's me, honeyShow me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
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Well, the Super Bowl is over, and it was one of the best if not the best game I've ever seen. Over the next day or so I am going to get so sick of seeing Steelers fans and celebrating and stuff, but that's not important now. What's important is the new beginning. The cycle has ended. The Pro Bowl is next weekend (like anyone is gonna watch it) and the offseason is pretty much officially underway.


Things I want this offseason (and next year):

1. Anquan Boldin taking over #81 for Amani Toomer
2. Pacman Jones to be banned for life if he's really guilty of another crime.
3. Brett Favre to retire for good. He's got no value and the Jets would be better served finding a young QB, even if his name is Kellen Clemens.
4. Matt Cassel to be traded to Detroit for the Cowboys' first round pick, only for Brady to come back a little gimpy and underperform to his standard and both teams miss the playoffs.
5. Buffalo to move to Toronto or Los Angeles so that people who forget they're a New York team will actually be right.
6. Bill Parcels to take his money and run from Miami in order to take over as coach of the Kansas City Chiefs.
7. Matt Leinart to be traded to the Minnesota Vikings for a 4th round pick this year and 2nd round pick next year or something similar.
8. Andy Reid to draft a quarter back as his first pick again, seeing as Kolb probably isn't the solution to Donovan's eventual departure.
9. The Colts to draft a decent run stopper.
10.

That's all I got so far. I might get to all 32 teams eventually.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    A couple hours too late

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dr.Funkenstein wrote: »
    A couple hours too late

    Where is it? I see no thread clearly labeled :(

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I at least made an attempt at an OP. Robo's should be locked.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
    Nice job!

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