This is a thread dedicated to awful music:
earworms, vacuous pop, stuff that sounds like it was composed by a drunken centipede doing a one-man-band act.
Suggestions:
— I’d like if we could try to keep genre arguments out, but I know that’s impossible. Do try to restrain yourself, though.
— When possible, include a link to the song you’re hating on, so that we can all share in your misery.
— You probably shouldn’t introduce more than one song/artist per post, for the sake of clarity.
— If you want to link something on YouTube but it’s NSFW, prevent embedding by using [vidurl] instead of [url].
But it’s up to you.
I’ll lead off:
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Daniel Powter—‘Bad Day’
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5GNwCITd9g
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=trOij8SPIAo
Made in Mexico needs to be shot dead, resurrected, and shot again.
The other really bad one is Megasus's Red Lottery:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8zjDkSfpQw
The thing is, at least Red Lottery has a good crunchy doom metal riff. The problem is that it repeats without changing for the whole song, which is like six minutes or something.
This is sad. The guy actually has a great voice, and you can hear it quite a bit in the song, until he takes it too far and gets all boy-band-fancy.
The girl? Not so much... but she is pretty cute.
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[vidurl=http://youtube.com/watch?v=44f7BewqNqA]My Boobs Are OK[/vidurl]
You know, I thought of this song when I saw the thread title. Hi5, sir.
that song is cheesy but holy fuck that guy's over-vibrato combined with his melodrama and fake appreciation for cute little black children makes me want to regurgitate a ball of acid so pure that it will burn to the center of the earth
It's nice to see the Icy Hot Stuntaz are still around doing their thing.
This song has always irritated me.
Don;'t make me post Katy Perry
What are you talking about? That song is awesome!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g
Bravo. Thread won.
It's hard to follow that masterpiece, but here's something that's nearly as effective for anyone who was once in a high school youth group.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_p96gL1Ij0g
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It was so difficult man, there were so many to choose from
Fuck.
That.
Shit.
Oh, totally. I just heard the Marie Digby semi-acoustic version and realized "man, this is actually a good song!"
Sorry I can't link it... I can't access YouTube from work.
I was just annoyed it wasn't a cover of the Jill Sobule song which is classy.
her cheery red chapstik?
Seriously. "Ewwwww! Pop music!"
I mean, Barbie Girl isn't on my list of favorite songs ever, but it's damn catchy.
I give you:
ALL SAINTS: Under the Bridge.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA_c1o5Y95o
*weeps*
All that faux-lesbo crap got really old. Thanks, ladies, we know that you're aware that most guys like the idea of chicks making out with each other, but it moved into attention-whoring territory the 38th time you posted a picture on facebook of your tongue touching another girl's.
I have never, ever heard this song. I might be the only person in North America who hasn't.
And that "Under the Bridge" cover is a perfect case of missing the goddamn point.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=26vH3w4vE4o
Enjoy.
Oh man. That's just opening up a whole other can of worms.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Eu4PWSnVabg
Here's a cover making a song better, marginally.
Soulja Boy