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You romantic bastard!
GoldenSeducer
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Some men give their wives flowers for Valentine's Day! Others give their wives chocolates! But you, you give your wife a basket of drugs!
True story: Mom was having a severe migraine and a fibromyalgia flare up. My uncle was living with us at the time this happened, and he said those words when my dad just randomly got up and brought mom her basket o' pills.
Granted, it's about a week early, but what are you romantic dogs doing for your significant others?
I'm taking mine to an Irish Pub to listen to Penny Whiskey. I will be requesting his favorite song, too. On top of that, I will be making him his favorite DiBella's sub. This works out nicely because I work there and can therefore get it half off.
True story: Mom was having a severe migraine and a fibromyalgia flare up. My uncle was living with us at the time this happened, and he said those words when my dad just randomly got up and brought mom her basket o' pills.
Granted, it's about a week early, but what are you romantic dogs doing for your significant others?
I'm taking mine to an Irish Pub to listen to Penny Whiskey. I will be requesting his favorite song, too. On top of that, I will be making him his favorite DiBella's sub. This works out nicely because I work there and can therefore get it half off.
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are we talking strictly lesbian couples here
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Where do I do this? My boyfriend and I would totally be down for this.
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a coworker has sent me a video of a guy shoving a fake hand up his butt.
So.
Whatever, Darth.
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thats terrible
i love it
Ahahahaha what the fuck
Iuno, we do it at the movie theater.
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Your job is to review porn? That must kill your sex drive.
My job is to print tickets.
I just work at a very...relaxed office.
Also sometimes we sell tickets to dirty stuff, like oral sex classes and amateur porn contests and such.
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it begins
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actually yeah that had me a bit curious too
which type of oral sex Jordyn
as for what i've given ... nothing will top what i gave as7 last year, i don't think my brain will ever puke out that kind of creativity again. and i had so many more plans for that, that i didn't get to execute. boo.
this is all amidst the fact that i absolutely hate valentines day ... but i like giving people crap. shrug.
What a cool job.
Get back to talking about shootin' dinosaurs.
But I did find this when I GIS'd 'penis sniper':
Ya know, like how to suck a dick.
I'm sure you'd be very interested.
Anyway, we were thinking we'd get dinner then get tickets to some movie we only kind of want to see so that if we get held up shooting dinosaurs and are late to it, we won't really care that much. Hopefully the touch screen is working again. Last time we played it wasn't really responding.
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Shooting dinosaurs in the dong, or firing some kind of dinosaur-dong-launcher?
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this would be the first time that happened.
Like do they bring in porn stars as visiting professors? Are there stunt dicks that line up for the women to try their skills? Maybe a computerized Dong-i-lator 3000 that records cocksucking on some sliding scale?
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Due to her school taking up all of her time right now as a result of midterms, it will likely be the first time I will have seen her in two weeks. The plan is for me to cook dinner and then to just watch DVDs for the rest of the night. We will have only been going out for a month at that point, and figure this is a good way to spend the evening.
I am looking forward to it! It will be a new experience for me.
I wanna be the dude with his head in the other dude's crotch
And then it will be back to sobriety and school/weight lifting.
you say that about every thread
if this was about weed you would be the sole poster
So much for 'Don't ask, don't tell'.
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ahahaha, that guy clearly has an expression that says 'there must be a better way to do this'.
EDIT: and damn, isn't that kind of a bad place for the shooter's elbow? that dude's going to have a bruised cheek to go with his bruised ego.
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I'm in a fairly young relationship (we'll only have been together for a month come Val Day) and I'm seriously conflicted about doing anything for her
she's said repeatedly that she hates valentines day but I'm thinking maybe I should give her a joke present or something?