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I mean seriously "Shibby from these stories and things you say you're terrible"
YEAH WELL LET ME BRING UP AN EXTREMELY PERSONAL THING BECAUSE AJL;AGKJA;
Shut up
because don't fuck with me.
then stop telling us those stories
How about that
Stop constantly reminding us of the terrible things you've done, followed by telling us more horrible things that we didn't already know
Maybe that would stem the tide of people yelling at you
Look, I love being who I am. but for someone I've never interacted with to tell some shit. Well, I just don't stand for that. 'How about you tell...' and I reply with what I did.
Yes, I'm the one that has made their mark as horrible, but for someone to just swoop in and say that. They're not horrible themselves? Fuck that noise.
Shibby a mistake doesn't make someone horrible
DOING HORRIBLE THINGS MAKES SOMEONE HORRIBLE
Holy Christ you are so fucking dense I'm not even arguing this anymore
Which all the things I've done have been
I just post them because they're funny when I think back on them
I've never seen someone deceased in a gory way in person before. Guess that is kinda lucky.
One of the grossest things I have ever been around, though, is the running of the bulls in Pamplona.
A week of partying on the streets, where most of the people there don't shower, have hotel rooms, and thus bathrooms, and wear the same clothes. The streets are covered in glass, piss, shit, vomit, people, people covered in shit and vomit.
Everything smelt of alcohol and feces, even over the smell of the bulls when they went by. Then some dudes started chooming right next to us.
If your dream is going to the running of the bulls, I have a piece of advice for you: don't.
I mean seriously "Shibby from these stories and things you say you're terrible"
YEAH WELL LET ME BRING UP AN EXTREMELY PERSONAL THING BECAUSE AJL;AGKJA;
Shut up
because don't fuck with me.
then stop telling us those stories
How about that
Stop constantly reminding us of the terrible things you've done, followed by telling us more horrible things that we didn't already know
Maybe that would stem the tide of people yelling at you
Look, I love being who I am. but for someone I've never interacted with to tell some shit. Well, I just don't stand for that. 'How about you tell...' and I reply with what I did.
Yes, I'm the one that has made their mark as horrible, but for someone to just swoop in and say that. They're not horrible themselves? Fuck that noise.
Shibby a mistake doesn't make someone horrible
DOING HORRIBLE THINGS MAKES SOMEONE HORRIBLE
Holy Christ you are so fucking dense I'm not even arguing this anymore
Which all the things I've done have been
I just post them because they're funny when I think back on them
OK Shibby whatever makes you sleep better at night
I mean seriously "Shibby from these stories and things you say you're terrible"
YEAH WELL LET ME BRING UP AN EXTREMELY PERSONAL THING BECAUSE AJL;AGKJA;
Shut up
because don't fuck with me.
then stop telling us those stories
How about that
Stop constantly reminding us of the terrible things you've done, followed by telling us more horrible things that we didn't already know
Maybe that would stem the tide of people yelling at you
Look, I love being who I am. but for someone I've never interacted with to tell some shit. Well, I just don't stand for that. 'How about you tell...' and I reply with what I did.
Yes, I'm the one that has made their mark as horrible, but for someone to just swoop in and say that. They're not horrible themselves? Fuck that noise.
Shibby a mistake doesn't make someone horrible
DOING HORRIBLE THINGS MAKES SOMEONE HORRIBLE
Holy Christ you are so fucking dense I'm not even arguing this anymore
Which all the things I've done have been
I just post them because they're funny when I think back on them
OK Shibby whatever makes you sleep better at night
Just keep being fucking dense
Shitting a bed due to food poisoning? accident
Cutting a girl open due to uncut fingernails? accident
jizzing into a girlfriends eye when pulling out? accident(I believe I posted that story before)
i ever tell you guys about how my mom killed dale earnhart?
first off let me start by saying she is a notorious jinx, she's lost our teams football games, olympics, you name it.
on this occasion my dad was watching the race and we're all chilling on the couch. in walks my mom and she goes "ooh i love watching the races. i like all the crashes as long as no one gets hurt" not 10 seconds later dale slams into the wall.
as far as the olympics go in the like 90something olympics when that gymnast hurt her ankle she was doing awesome and my mom goes "she's doing so good we're gonna win this for sure" seconds later...
I used to date this girl who was into weird spiritual stuff.
Anyway, one night she wake me up, I look over at her and she looks scared stiff. Like she just saw a ghost.
Then she tells me that she did and still is and points off to the corner of the room where she proceeds to describe the ghost standing at the door in detail, freaked out.
It was much harder to sleep next to her after that.
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Which all the things I've done have been
I just post them because they're funny when I think back on them
One of the grossest things I have ever been around, though, is the running of the bulls in Pamplona.
A week of partying on the streets, where most of the people there don't shower, have hotel rooms, and thus bathrooms, and wear the same clothes. The streets are covered in glass, piss, shit, vomit, people, people covered in shit and vomit.
Everything smelt of alcohol and feces, even over the smell of the bulls when they went by. Then some dudes started chooming right next to us.
If your dream is going to the running of the bulls, I have a piece of advice for you: don't.
OK Shibby whatever makes you sleep better at night
Just keep being fucking dense
It's not the stories, it's the part where he was a dick to Ars for saying he was a terrible person that pisses me off.
Fuck you, Shibby.
Eat a cock.
Cutting a girl open due to uncut fingernails? accident
jizzing into a girlfriends eye when pulling out? accident(I believe I posted that story before)
So quit whining and over reacting. Shit slinging doesn't help anyone's opinion of your antics.
That's all I need to say about it.
Secret Satan
STEAM!
AS7 called Shibby out, bottom line Shibby responded, it was malicious but not uncalled for.
Also Shibby is perhaps one of the more real people on the board. He has no fronts.
Shibby you're a cunt
There I've been a dick
Throw something back you stupid fuck
I'm going to go back and delete it.
I DON'T KNOW I'VE NEVER BEEN RAPED
And then post your stories that aren't all angry and are happy A++!
Secret Satan
ALL REVVED UP WITH NO PLACE TO GO
FUUUUUUUCK
wait shit that was about something else
who is this guy
STEAM!
Probably going to eat an infraction for this if a mod sees it because it's me but whatever
listen to the ramones and take a cold shower
STEAM!
i have no fronts
I can't imagine you do, it would seem way too attention seeking.
A personal, life affirming tale of joy and humanity!
What've you got for us.
Secret Satan
nah I'll just put a beer in the garage for a few minutes and chill it and then go get some sleep
ain't sleep worth piss this week
basically just watch A&E all night
You know how many episodes of CSI: Miami they play at night? A lot. A whole hell of a lot.
I am silly
night
STEAM!
first off let me start by saying she is a notorious jinx, she's lost our teams football games, olympics, you name it.
on this occasion my dad was watching the race and we're all chilling on the couch. in walks my mom and she goes "ooh i love watching the races. i like all the crashes as long as no one gets hurt" not 10 seconds later dale slams into the wall.
as far as the olympics go in the like 90something olympics when that gymnast hurt her ankle she was doing awesome and my mom goes "she's doing so good we're gonna win this for sure" seconds later...
safest bet is always against my moms team
but that hitler, how fake
bitch had two fronts
STEAM!
that's why you always gotta start from australia
Anyway, one night she wake me up, I look over at her and she looks scared stiff. Like she just saw a ghost.
Then she tells me that she did and still is and points off to the corner of the room where she proceeds to describe the ghost standing at the door in detail, freaked out.
It was much harder to sleep next to her after that.
Secret Satan
That is a very nice tell of a story
And mention girl calls me a lumberjack because she gets wet by lumberjacks.
uh, shit. I took a wrong turn there.
That's nice. She'll probably get to that point pretty soon if you treat her right.
Secret Satan
Does she turn 18 next month?