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I Am Now Property of the New York Times

NumeroNumero Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
I am no an intern for the New York Times.

That is pretty fucking rad, collective dudes and dudettes.

Paul Krugman writes for them. I will be working for the same newspaper that Paul Krugman works for.

Also, I saw Beirut last night. A+, would do again.

What fantastic things have happened to you in the last two days, SE++?

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I dunno.

    I had a nice poop earlier.

    And I got some books yesterday.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I have been thinking of reading From Beirut to Jerusalem

    it's on the floor right behind me and everything

    but...

    hm.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I used my mind to lift a rock.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    i read othello

    i think it's the only shakespeare play i've enjoyed on its own merits

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I just confirmed a date for this weekend


    first one in fucking forever

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I got a 2nd dog

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i read othello

    i think it's the only shakespeare play i've enjoyed on its own merits

    'tis something, nothing.

    august on
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Números wrote: »
    I am no an intern for the New York Times.
    I hope you're not in the editing department.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • NumeroNumero Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Man, I really want a dog. If I move on my own in the near future, I may consider getting one.

    Dogs are way better than cats. Fo' sho'.

    Numero on
  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Números wrote: »
    I am no an intern for the New York Times.
    I hope you're not in the editing department.
    I'm glad somebody saw this

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Números wrote: »
    I am no an intern for the New York Times.
    I hope you're not in the editing department.
    I'm glad somebody saw this

    Are you making fun of his accent? That's not cool dude.

    august on
  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    I found out today that the amount of money I have to pay to re-enroll and get a fancy college degree is like $400 less than I thought it was going to be.

    Not counting the extra five grand from another thing but whatever.

    $900 from now I can get back to school. Plus tuition and books and all that bullshit.

    So yeah this is pretty cool news for me.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    wasn't that beirut show sold out like four months in advance

    you're a jerk, guy

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2009
    today i ate a hot dog for lunch

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    today i ate a hot dog for lunch

    wasn't that hotdog sold out like four months in advance

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2009
    <--- jerk

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    , guy

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  • AlpineAlpine Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Isn't the NYT like, doomed?

    Alpine on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I was trying to make a post in this thread last night when the forums kersploded.

    I was going to say "I am glad that LIGHTNING ROD CONSERVATIVE Bill Kristol is no longer with the NYT"

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Alpine wrote: »
    Isn't the NYT like, doomed?

    It's a newspaper that isn't the Washington Post or the Guardian.

    So yes.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    sellout

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I wrote an insane cell biology midterm and vacuumed 5 pounds of dust out of the carpet.
    It's been a productive little day.

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    got my ticket to Perth issued for Feb 19th

    finalized a lot of moving plans

    no turning back now

    Vixx on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    got my ticket to Perth issued for Feb 19th

    finalized a lot of moving plans

    no turning back now

    what are the chances of you backing that up

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    got my ticket to Perth issued for Feb 19th

    finalized a lot of moving plans

    no turning back now

    what are the chances of you backing that up

    say what

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    got my ticket to Perth issued for Feb 19th

    finalized a lot of moving plans

    no turning back now

    what are the chances of you backing that up

    say what

    that ass

    i dunno hi viv

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    hey Meiss how's tricks

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Didn't Carlos Slim essentially buy the Times?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    they're not happening

    i studied the history of steam engines today

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    cuddled with a couple nice girls the other day.


    saw Tim and Eric Awesome Show live tonight at the Hard Rock. it was good times.

    Where's Sheri? I have to tell her i'm in Whorelando and suddenly have time.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    got my ticket to Perth issued for Feb 19th

    finalized a lot of moving plans

    no turning back now

    what are the chances of you backing that up

    say what

    that ass

    I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking it.

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Is there a non-intern, entry level, no experience job there? Fuck I need a job

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    I got a job as director of human resources at the new york times!

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Goose! wrote: »
    Is there a non-intern, entry level, no experience job there? Fuck I need a job

    Yeah, it's called busing tables.

    Chop chop

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    in major cities, "internship" gets slapped on just about anything. certainly there are many companies with proper, good internships that people compete for, but just about advertises internships when they really mean "stuff nobody else in the office feels like doing"

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I am on Reebok's website and it bloooooooows.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    "please look at this dude's calves instead of paying for your goods, ok?"

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    reebok has really fallen from its heyday as a viable sports brand

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    maybe part of the problem is no one can buy anything from their stupid website stupid stupid stupid

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  • NumeroNumero Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    wasn't that beirut show sold out like four months in advance

    you're a jerk, guy

    Yeah, I went to the box office the day they went on sale. It was snowing hard as fuck outside, but I snagged two. The rest sold out in a matter of minutes. The sludgy walk home was not fun at all.

    And no, I won't be editing, thank god. That would probably make the Times look pretty lousy.

    I do fully intend on turning into an alcoholic, world-hating curmudgeon, though.

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