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[miniphalla] Rhinoceros - Game Over, the rhinoceros is triumphant!

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    ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My this is a lot of voting.

    !(1)Gumpy
    !(2)Kime

    !(1)Oats
    !(2)Maximus

    Exarch on
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I don't know what Warban's deal is. All threatening to kill a dude, and spouting some chuff about there being no village. That's weird.

    P10 on
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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Andrew Ryan wrote: »
    I also would like to see (1)kime's alignment maybe (2)Tehsloth's too

    also (2)Wildcat for voting for me :P

    Ah, but you are the evil swine who votes for new players! A vote for you was absolutely required to discourage such shenanigans!

    The Batman of Arr En Jee also says !(2)jackisreal and !(2)iamtheasnman.

    Wildcat on
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Thank you Wildcat.
    Shenanigans shall not be encouraged!

    Tommy2Hands on
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Let's seer (1)!kime and (2)!Wildcat
    Let's kill (1)!MacGuffin for voting against me in D&D and (2)!PRËTËNTIÖüS because umlauts = German = Nazis = rhino lovers (it's true, look it up!)

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PRËTËNTIÖüS: bad coin flip result, or worst coin flip result?

    Darian on
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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Darian wrote: »
    PRËTËNTIÖüS: bad coin flip result, or worst coin flip result?

    DËTHKÖK was his old name. That is not really better.

    MacGuffin on
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    Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Andrew Ryan wrote: »
    I also would like to see (1)kime's alignment maybe (2)Tehsloth's too

    also (2)Wildcat for voting for me :P

    Ah, but you are the evil swine who votes for new players! A vote for you was absolutely required to discourage such shenanigans!

    The Batman of Arr En Jee also says !(2)jackisreal and !(2)iamtheasnman.

    I got day 1 bandwagoned by my first phalla. I have no sympathy.

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    Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    (1)MacGuffin

    What's an umlaut ever done to you?

    And (2)Maximus I suppose.

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Up to 167. I made it in Microsoft Word. This is harder than I thought it would be ! It's entirely possible that I screwed up, but I think this is how it is right now:
    Confusing part:
    Person Kill Kill Seer Seer
    1. iamtheaznman Pretentious, gumpy exarch, toxic toys
    2. TheLawinator
    3. MacGuffin pretentious, gumpy kime, warban
    4. Micro
    5. Wildcat Andrew ryan , jackisreal iamtheaznman abotkin
    6. Daius oats, wildcat gumpy, kime
    7. zenpotato wildpantha05, maximus kime, warban
    8. abotkin thelawinator, zenpotato darian, wildcat
    9. Oats Zenpotato Darian wildcat
    10. TehSloth tehsloth, iamtheaznman
    11. kime tehsloth, pretentious iamtheaznman, macguffin
    12. Toxic Toys jackisreal Malkor gumpy, kime
    13. PRËTËNTIÖüS
    14. enlightenedbum macguffin, pretentious kime, wildcat
    15. Malkor gumpy Andrew ryan
    16. Maximus Pretentious Warban, Tommy2Hands
    17. jackisreal pretentious gumpy micro abotkin
    18. Exarch oats, maximus gumpy, kime
    19. Gumpy iamtheaznman, macguffin stewstick, oats
    20. warban Kime Oats Maximus toxic toys
    21. Tommy2Hands gumpy maximus Kime, warban
    22. WilDPanthA05 tommy2hands, warban abotkin, toxic toys
    23. Andrew Ryan Tommy2hands, wildcat kime, tehsloth
    24. Stew_Stick gumpy, wildcat
    25. Darian jackisreal, iamtheaznman tommy2hands, kime


    So.

    Kill
    Pretentious 6
    Gumpy 5
    Oats 3
    Iamtheaznman 3
    Maximus 3
    Jackisreal 3
    Andrew Ryan 2
    Wildcat 2
    Zenpotato 2
    Tehsloth 2
    Macguffin 2
    Tommy2Hands 2
    WildpanthA05 1
    TheLawinator 1
    Malkor 1
    Kime 1
    Warban 1
    Seer
    Exarch 1
    Toxic Toys 3
    Kime 9
    Warban 4
    Iamtheaznman 2
    Abotkin 3
    Gumpy 4
    Darian 2
    Wildcat 4
    Macguffin 1
    Tommy2Hands 2
    Micro 1
    Stewstick 1
    Oats 1
    Maximus 1
    TehSloth 1

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Andrew Ryan wrote: »
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Andrew Ryan wrote: »
    I also would like to see (1)kime's alignment maybe (2)Tehsloth's too

    also (2)Wildcat for voting for me :P

    Ah, but you are the evil swine who votes for new players! A vote for you was absolutely required to discourage such shenanigans!

    The Batman of Arr En Jee also says !(2)jackisreal and !(2)iamtheasnman.

    I got day 1 bandwagoned by my first phalla. I have no sympathy.
    Was it here or in one of the other sub-forums?

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    MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !(1)Kime !(2)Wildcat - the chances of these two being evil is un-naturally high.

    !(1)WildPanthAO5 !(2)Malkor - these guys sent me a pm titled 'porn', so I got very excited, and this is what I found (SFW):

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Holy Shit, Hacksaw was turned into a Rhino!

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That's not really work safe at all, !(1)Micro

    P10 on
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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Micro wrote: »
    !(1)Kime !(2)Wildcat - the chances of these two being evil is un-naturally high.

    !(1)WildPanthAO5 !(2)Malkor - these guys sent me a pm titled 'porn', so I got very excited, and this is what I found (SFW):
    black_rhinoceros_mating_~_42_17354085.jpg

    They both sent you that picture?

    ...Conversion mechanic??? D:

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    MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PRËTËNTIÖüS wrote: »
    That's not really work safe at all, !(1)Micro

    How is it NSFW? It's a fucking rhino.

    Micro on
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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Micro wrote: »
    PRËTËNTIÖüS wrote: »
    That's not really work safe at all, !(1)Micro

    How is it NSFW? It's a fucking rhino.

    Darian on
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    MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    jackisreal wrote: »
    Micro wrote: »
    !(1)Kime !(2)Wildcat - the chances of these two being evil is un-naturally high.

    !(1)WildPanthAO5 !(2)Malkor - these guys sent me a pm titled 'porn', so I got very excited, and this is what I found (SFW):
    black_rhinoceros_mating_~_42_17354085.jpg

    They both sent you that picture?

    ...Conversion mechanic??? D:

    I think it was quite obvious from the tone of my post that I was joking. I just typede rhinoceros into google images, and it was about the 12th result. I was looking for a life model to base my super cool picture of a rhino on.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Micro wrote: »
    PRËTËNTIÖüS wrote: »
    That's not really work safe at all, !(1)Micro

    How is it NSFW? It's a fucking rhino.
    There's more rhino penis than I'd be comfortable having someone else see. I dunno, maybe you're into that?

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    MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Darian wrote: »
    Micro wrote: »
    PRËTËNTIÖüS wrote: »
    That's not really work safe at all, !(1)Micro

    How is it NSFW? It's a fucking rhino.

    Well done, you managed to spot a double entendre.

    If I could remember how to retract in this game, I'd vote for you.

    Micro on
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    MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PRËTËNTIÖüS wrote: »
    Micro wrote: »
    PRËTËNTIÖüS wrote: »
    That's not really work safe at all, !(1)Micro

    How is it NSFW? It's a fucking rhino.
    There's more rhino penis than I'd be comfortable having someone else see. I dunno, maybe you're into that?

    Maybe the problem is that I work at the zoo

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Can't wait to see the drawing now :P

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ugh

    Tommy2Hands on
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    MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My first attempt at a rhino picture:
    sadbi5.jpg

    Now, I know it's too fucking awesome for words, so here's proof that it was actually drawn by human hand, and isn't just some scan of some wildlife magazine:
    prooffm2.jpg

    (this isn't my submission for the game - my submission for the game will be a happy rhino)

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Awesome :D

    I do believe he's missing a leg...or maybe two, nudge nudge wink wink

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    MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I got jailed - apologies to all for the picture of the rhinos, I thought i'd be okay, but was reliably informed that it is, indeed, not.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dang, that sucks man, I thought it was funny in any case

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Don't really see what's so wrong with some discovery channel style loving, but I guess others do.

    So, what do people think about warban's mini-reveal that he's a vigilante?

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It Burns 'revealed' in the party phalla
    That went well

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Micro wrote: »
    I got jailed - apologies to all for the picture of the rhinos, I thought i'd be okay, but was reliably informed that it is, indeed, not.

    Hate to say I saw it coming but, man. Goes to show that no one is safe when Rhinos are involved D:

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !(1) Jackisreal and !(2) Maximus

    I cannot kill Pretentious on day 1! He's just retarded like that. Also Gumpy is a saint.

    !(1) Kime and (2) Warban

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I've been nothing but helpful and pure!

    Bad polar bear! BAD!

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Well, I've got my ultra-realistic rhino drawing submitted. I'm going to go back to barbeque-ing, but I tihnk I'm gonna put my (2) Kime down. Geez, insinuating that I'm always evil, I've only been evil like 4 times ever.... it just happens that I've been evil like, 3 games in a row now (not including this one ^_^.... errrr....)

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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Two hours left.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Man, I want to live! I died day one in the stupid D&D Phalla, I don't want to die day one in this one as well.
    !(1)Micro's been punished enough, but !(1)Jackisreal and !(2)Maximus are evil.
    Obviously.

    Who do I seer, though?

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Current Vote Count:
    Pretentious 6
    Gumpy 5
    Maximus 5
    Jackisreal 5
    Oats 3
    Iamtheaznman 3
    Andrew Ryan 2
    Wildcat 2
    Zenpotato 2
    Tehsloth 2
    Macguffin 2
    Tommy2Hands 2
    WildpanthA05 2
    TheLawinator 1
    Malkor 2
    Kime 1
    Warban 1

    Kime still has a healthy lead for the Seer vote.

    Also, I can't wait to see the pictures.

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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    One hour remaining. Everyone got sufficient protection against Inactivus, so no worries there.

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    OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Do we know what happens in the event of a three+ way tie?

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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I suggest you do not try such a thing, but if you actually do, the village got only room for two on the guillotine so one is spared.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Someone in this thread is a damn liar! And he/she knows who she/he is!

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