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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    I feel like a shitty person. There is a girl that is into me, but I do not want to get together until after Valentines because I do not have the funds to do anything. As it is I am barely scraping by for rent and food.

    you ought to be ashamed of yourself

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Apparently all my friends are celebrating "violent-tines day" this year during the day, for which we will drink and watch horror movies, and then afterward the ones who are dating will go do their thing while the rest of us go out to a bar and become miserable drunken loners.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    I feel like a shitty person. There is a girl that is into me, but I do not want to get together until after Valentines because I do not have the funds to do anything. As it is I am barely scraping by for rent and food.

    What? So fucking tell her you can't do anything and take her on a walk at sunset or some sappy shit like that.

    edit: also do what Kosh said

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    do you guys have anything that doesn't contain corn

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    J3p wrote: »
    less than three day!?
    Twosday.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2009
    There is a girl that is into me, but I've blown her off like 5 times and she doesn't get the picture still.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    There is a girl that is into me and she is coming over in an hour so we can make dinner and have sex.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    I feel like a shitty person. There is a girl that is into me, but I do not want to get together until after Valentines because I do not have the funds to do anything. As it is I am barely scraping by for rent and food.

    What? So fucking tell her you can't do anything and take her on a walk at sunset or some sappy shit like that.

    edit: also do what Kosh said

    I think I will do that. Furious sunset sex.

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    the most depressing holiday for me is new years eve. hurray, another year wasted and a brand new year to make the same mistakes over and over
    Come on lost where's your sense of possibility?

    i lost it all at the bottom of a champagne bottle or two

    no that was your dignity

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    J3p wrote: »
    do you guys have anything that doesn't contain corn

    no

    this is Ammurricuh

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    There is a girl that is into me and she is coming over in an hour so we can make dinner and have sex.
    Don't get AIDS.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited February 2009
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    The shithole of all holidays, is approaching quickly. Unless you're a chick or one of them homoqueers like Nevs (hai, Nevs! <3), you don't like Valentine's Day.

    If you're single, it's a reminder of how much of a loser you are. If you're in a relationship, it's a reminder that you have to buy your significant other's love.

    GIRLS ARE NAIVE AND EASILY MANIPULATED

    GUYS JUST WANT SEX

    DUR DUR

    please cut off your scrotum

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    The shithole of all holidays, is approaching quickly. Unless you're a chick or one of them homoqueers like Nevs (hai, Nevs! <3), you don't like Valentine's Day.

    If you're single, it's a reminder of how much of a loser you are. If you're in a relationship, it's a reminder that you have to buy your significant other's love.

    GIRLS ARE NAIVE AND EASILY MANIPULATED

    GUYS JUST WANT SEX

    DUR DUR

    please cut off your scrotum

    i'm a guy and i want sex

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I am probably going home for my friend's funeral

    and then I will get hella trashed

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  • Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm pretty tempted to get my drink on with a bunch of fuck-the-system types on Valentines Day. It's a good crowd to be miserable in.

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    The shithole of all holidays, is approaching quickly. Unless you're a chick or one of them homoqueers like Nevs (hai, Nevs! <3), you don't like Valentine's Day.

    If you're single, it's a reminder of how much of a loser you are. If you're in a relationship, it's a reminder that you have to buy your significant other's love.

    GIRLS ARE NAIVE AND EASILY MANIPULATED

    GUYS JUST WANT SEX

    DUR DUR

    please cut off your scrotum

    i'm a guy and i want sex

    WAY TO FURTHER THE STEREOTYPE! GEEZ

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    The shithole of all holidays, is approaching quickly. Unless you're a chick or one of them homoqueers like Nevs (hai, Nevs! <3), you don't like Valentine's Day.

    If you're single, it's a reminder of how much of a loser you are. If you're in a relationship, it's a reminder that you have to buy your significant other's love.

    GIRLS ARE NAIVE AND EASILY MANIPULATED

    GUYS JUST WANT SEX

    DUR DUR

    please cut off your scrotum

    i'm a guy and i want sex

    c'mere

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    snip
    :^:

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    The shithole of all holidays, is approaching quickly. Unless you're a chick or one of them homoqueers like Nevs (hai, Nevs! <3), you don't like Valentine's Day.

    If you're single, it's a reminder of how much of a loser you are. If you're in a relationship, it's a reminder that you have to buy your significant other's love.

    GIRLS ARE NAIVE AND EASILY MANIPULATED

    GUYS JUST WANT SEX

    DUR DUR

    please cut off your scrotum

    i'm a guy and i want sex

    c'mere

    that's the idea yeah

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Valentine's day is one of the best holidays to get drunk. Halloween is a close second.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited February 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    The shithole of all holidays, is approaching quickly. Unless you're a chick or one of them homoqueers like Nevs (hai, Nevs! <3), you don't like Valentine's Day.

    If you're single, it's a reminder of how much of a loser you are. If you're in a relationship, it's a reminder that you have to buy your significant other's love.

    GIRLS ARE NAIVE AND EASILY MANIPULATED

    GUYS JUST WANT SEX

    DUR DUR

    please cut off your scrotum

    i'm a guy and i want sex

    yeah but I mean let's be honest meiss you're so backed up your brain is swimming in semen at this point

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Valentine's day is one of the best holidays to get drunk. Halloween is a close second.
    Whoa whoa whoa!

    What about St. Patrick's Day?!

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    The shithole of all holidays, is approaching quickly. Unless you're a chick or one of them homoqueers like Nevs (hai, Nevs! <3), you don't like Valentine's Day.

    If you're single, it's a reminder of how much of a loser you are. If you're in a relationship, it's a reminder that you have to buy your significant other's love.

    GIRLS ARE NAIVE AND EASILY MANIPULATED

    GUYS JUST WANT SEX

    DUR DUR

    please cut off your scrotum

    i'm a guy and i want sex

    yeah but I mean let's be honest meiss you're so backed up your brain is swimming in semen at this point

    what if jerking it ISN'T ENOUGH

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited February 2009
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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited February 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    The shithole of all holidays, is approaching quickly. Unless you're a chick or one of them homoqueers like Nevs (hai, Nevs! <3), you don't like Valentine's Day.

    If you're single, it's a reminder of how much of a loser you are. If you're in a relationship, it's a reminder that you have to buy your significant other's love.

    GIRLS ARE NAIVE AND EASILY MANIPULATED

    GUYS JUST WANT SEX

    DUR DUR

    please cut off your scrotum

    i'm a guy and i want sex

    yeah but I mean let's be honest meiss you're so backed up your brain is swimming in semen at this point

    what if jerking it ISN'T ENOUGH

    hookers dogg

    i bet they have day-after-valentine's-day discounts and everything

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    what if jerking it ISN'T ENOUGH
    Jerking it is NEVER enough! :x

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    how many V-day threads do we need

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  • Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh god no, not the candy hearts

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Valentine's day is one of the best holidays to get drunk. Halloween is a close second.
    Whoa whoa whoa!

    What about St. Patrick's Day?!

    As an irishman, i should hit you in the face with a whiskey bottle Monroe.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Valentine's day is one of the best holidays to get drunk. Halloween is a close second.
    Whoa whoa whoa!

    What about St. Patrick's Day?!

    I don't look good in green.

    But in a Sherlock Holmes costume, or a pool of figurative puss from my festering emotional wounds?

    I look fabulous

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  • tranquilitytranquility Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    how many V-day threads do we need

    < 3?

    tranquility on
    eek.
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    how many V-day threads do we need

    zero

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    The shithole of all holidays, is approaching quickly. Unless you're a chick or one of them homoqueers like Nevs (hai, Nevs! <3), you don't like Valentine's Day.

    If you're single, it's a reminder of how much of a loser you are. If you're in a relationship, it's a reminder that you have to buy your significant other's love.

    GIRLS ARE NAIVE AND EASILY MANIPULATED

    GUYS JUST WANT SEX

    DUR DUR

    please cut off your scrotum

    i'm a guy and i want sex

    yeah but I mean let's be honest meiss you're so backed up your brain is swimming in semen at this point

    what if jerking it ISN'T ENOUGH

    hookers dogg

    i bet they have day-after-valentine's-day discounts and everything

    yeah great

    "oh, my first time? i had 20 bucks that i found under the couch, and"

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
    tranquility wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    how many V-day threads do we need

    < 3?
    Nice! :o

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Valentine's day is one of the best holidays to get drunk. Halloween is a close second.
    Whoa whoa whoa!

    What about St. Patrick's Day?!
    A club I go to won't let you in on St. Patrick's Day if you're wearing green.

    It's pretty funny, I think.

    mcp on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    There is a girl that is into me and she is coming over in an hour so we can make dinner and have sex.
    Don't get AIDS.

    my desk is made of glass so I can't knock on wood

    I like to live dangerously anyway.

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    how many V-day threads do we need

    Get your bitch-ass back in the kitchen!

    That's how many threads we need.





    8-)

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited February 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »

    yeah great

    "oh, my first time? i had 20 bucks that i found under the couch, and"

    my first time I took it up the ass from a drag queen

    my first time with a girl I couldn't get it up for forty-five minutes and so by the time I did get hard enough to put it in I had worked it so hard that I came in like 45 seconds

    first times are overrated

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    tranquility wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    how many V-day threads do we need

    < 3?
    Nice! :o

    seriously. well played.

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