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YO DAWG WE PUT FAT IN YO EAT SO YOU CAN EAT WHILE YO FAT

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm eating ultra healthy these days. Time to fuck that up with some home made moelleux!

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    Fuck off and die.
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    The world is a much darker place, knowing that a man who was both the originator of the fools gold and the undisputed king of rock and roll is dead.

    Elvis didn't invent Fool's Gold. And I know that video says he ate 2 a night, but that's bullshit.

    He only liked them from a hotel restaurant in Denver and he made them famous because he would fly there from Graceland just to eat a sandwich

    More likely, they are getting the fools gold sandwich confused with his fried banana and peanut butter sandwich which he did make himself.

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I like to imagine that if I became a super rich rockstar, I'd develop a more discriminating palate.

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'd probably just eat lots of Burker King though.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    IF I WAS RICH I WOULD EAT POOR PEOPLE.

    THEY'D BE CHEAP SEE?

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ohhoho

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    If I was rich I'd eat like a Goddamn duke. Roast pheasant and duck and veal and shit.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ROAST BABY.

    WE COULD MAKE PATE WITH THEIR LIVERS!

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    ROAST BABY.

    WE COULD MAKE PATE WITH THEIR LIVERS!

    What an entirely modest proposal.

    The infants of the impoverished shall be the nourishment of the bourgeois.

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    tranquility wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    tranquility wrote: »
    I'm baking cupcakes on friday
    Bacon cupcakes?

    Unfortunately not.

    However someone I know got a bacon-topped cake for his birthday.


    Edit:
    Why must I google, now I'm tempted to make this just so I can say I did...
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    As soon as I saw this picture I involuntarily started coughing.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    THEY'RE HOOKED ON METH ANYWAY.

    WE COULD EAT THEM AND GET HIGH.

    BIRD BIRD

    STONE

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Blaket will you turn your capslock off goddamn

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I KEEP YOUR MUM TURNED ON.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Its past 4am PST.

    Nigh is the hour of Blaket capslock parade.

    Edit: Blake lets share a pitcher of beer sometime.

    And maybe some whisky I dunno if its your bag though. If not its coo - we could just get another pitcher instead.

    I think it would be a mutually enjoyable experience.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkBSZiXNRys

    BEST MCGYVER SCENE EVER.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I HAVE BEER NOW!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    RACISM

    MCGYVER FIGHTS RACISM

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    HE ALSO ONCE MADE A HOT AIR BALLOON.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    RACISM

    MCGYVER FIGHTS RACISM

    with only a pin, a piece of chewing gum and half a foot a ducktape

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GROR9jHuZDg

    THIS IS FAR MORE FUNNY TO ME THAN WHAT IT ACTUALLY IS.

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    Serenity RoseSerenity Rose Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Keeping with the bacon theme, while crossing my fingers and hoping it hasn't already been posted....

    I present to you the Bacon Beerito. Blargh!

    "These are what we call "Bacon Bacon Beeritos". We start off with the secret filling, that's swimming in an All-Malt Porter. Then we bake porter-marinated bacon and not only chop it up in to bits for the beerito filling, but then lay two strips in the beerito. The beerito is then wrapped in porter-soaked tortillas, wrapped with two thicker porter-marinated strips of bacon. It's then dipped in beer batter and deep fried. Mmmm...mmm delicious!!! "

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    Here's the link. Just in case you wanna see how this monstrosity is made.

    http://flickr.com/photos/sheniferous/tags/beerito/

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GROR9jHuZDg

    THIS IS FAR MORE FUNNY TO ME THAN WHAT IT ACTUALLY IS.

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    DID YOU KNOW MACGYVER'S FIRST NAME WAS ANGUS?

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    oh now you're just shitting me

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Thats a damn waste of a good porter, Serenity.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    hey is that a boddah sig serenity

    talk about old school

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So guys my forum join date anniversary is closing, also known as my forumnniversity, and I'm just taking a roll call.

    Who wants to get drunk with me on the interwebs.

    It'll be fun, I promise.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    how, exactly, does one get drunk on the interwebs? is e-beer involved?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I would, but it'll be like a friday afternoon and I'll be at work

    my forumnniversity is two weeks from today! It'll be my sixth, but only according to my current join date, which is actually about 6 months late

    #pipe on
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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    26th of the 4th

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    JESUS CHRIST 6 YEARS WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

    I've spent more time on these forums than I spent at highschool

    to be fair though, I probably learned more here than I did at highschool

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    JESUS CHRIST 6 YEARS WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

    I've spent more time on these forums than I spent at highschool

    so that's six years of you life not being a total waste

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    BlitzkriegBlitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    How has this not made it to this thread yet?

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    oh my god

    oh my god

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    everything should taste like bacon

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It's not for you!

    Because you are from Israel and probably Jewish!

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    Fuck off and die.
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    fuck you God will forgive me for this

    hell he probably helped create the stuff

    divine jizz all mixed up with the delicious pork paste

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bacon salt is made by the same guys and is actually vegan

    This is probably pork-free too

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    The world is a much darker place, knowing that a man who was both the originator of the fools gold and the undisputed king of rock and roll is dead.

    Elvis didn't invent Fool's Gold. And I know that video says he ate 2 a night, but that's bullshit.

    He only liked them from a hotel restaurant in Denver and he made them famous because he would fly there from Graceland just to eat a sandwich

    More likely, they are getting the fools gold sandwich confused with his fried banana and peanut butter sandwich which he did make himself.

    Yeah the info in that video i posted is bullshit but it was the best one I could find that showed the sandwich. I tried to find a clip of the documentary that says basically what you just did but I had no luck.
    They also drank champaign with their fools gold sandwiches. Classy.

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Butter that bacon, boy!

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