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TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
Marijuana Linked to Aggressive Testicular Cancer
MONDAY, Feb. 9 (HealthDay News) -- Smoking marijuana over an extended period of time appears to greatly boost a young man's risk for developing a particularly aggressive form of testicular cancer, a new study reveals.


In fact, researchers found that men who smoked marijuana once a week or began to use the substance on a long-term basis while adolescents incurred double the risk for developing the fastest-spreading version of testicular cancer -- nonseminoma, which accounts for about 40 percent of all cases.


"Since we know that the incidence of testicular cancer has been rising in our country and in Europe over the last 40 years and that marijuana use has also risen over the same time, it seemed logical that there might be an association between the two," said study co-author Janet Daling, an epidemiologist and member of the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center's public health sciences division in Seattle. "And when I analyzed the data, we found a fairly strong relationship with this aggressive type of testicular cancer."


No link was found between the drug and a less aggressive and more prevalent form of the disease, known as seminoma, which strikes 60 percent of testicular cancer patients.


The findings were published in the Feb. 9 online issue of Cancer.


According to the U.S. National Cancer Institute, testicular cancer is very rare, accounting for just 1 percent of cancers among American men. Nevertheless, the disease is the most common type of cancer for American men between the ages of 15 and 34, the study noted.


Across North America, Europe, Australia and New Zealand, testicular cancer rates have increased by 3 percent to 6 percent in the past half-century. That has led some researchers to suggest that the upward trend might be the product of increased exposure among young men to one or more external factors, including a simultaneous and comparable rise in the use of marijuana.


Along those lines, the researchers noted that the testes could be particularly vulnerable to the effects of marijuana, given that the organ -- along with the brain, heart, uterus and spleen -- carries specific receptors for tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the principal psychoactive ingredient in marijuana.


As well, previous human and animal research has indicated that marijuana use might lead to reduced hormonal production (particularly testosterone), poorer semen quality and impotency in men.


Daling and her team explored the notion of a marijuana-testicular cancer connection by analyzing data on 369 testicular cancer patients that had been collected by the Adult Testicular Cancer Lifestyle and Blood Specimen Study.


Participants were between the ages of 18 and 44, most were white or Hispanic, and all were residents of the Seattle-Puget Sound region. All had been diagnosed with the disease between 1999 and 2006. The men reported any history of marijuana use, as well as alcohol and smoking habits, and the same information was collected from about 1,000 healthy men.


The researchers found that current marijuana use was linked to a 70 percent increased risk for the disease.


Independent of known risk factors, nonseminoma risk was particularly high among men who used the drug at least once a week and among those who had started using it before age 18.


Though Daling emphasized that the findings are preliminary, she suggested that attention should be paid.


"We know very little about the long-term health consequences of marijuana smoking," she cautioned. "So, although this is the first time this association has been studied and found -- and the finding does need to be replicated before we are really sure what's going on -- this does give some evidence that testicular cancer may be one result from the frequent use of marijuana. And that is something that young people should keep in mind."


But the prospect of a causal relationship between marijuana use and testicular cancer raised a lot of unanswered questions for Gary Schwartz, an associate professor in both the department of cancer biology and the department of epidemiology and prevention at Wake Forest University in Winston-Salem, N.C.


"The consensus is that most testicular cancer is thought to originate with lesions in utero, and that the peak age for testicular cancer to actually occur begins, really, right after adolescence," he noted. "That's when hormones released during puberty appear to promote [full-blown] cancer by essentially throwing fuel on the lesion fire, following a relatively long latency. The point being that you don't suddenly wake up one morning with a tumor. So it's a little hard to understand how exposure to marijuana beginning at that point could somehow play an immediate causal role."


"But certainly, the idea that cannabis may cause cancer cells to proliferate is interesting," Schwartz acknowledged. "It could, however, also be that recreational drug use is simply a marker for affluence, since we know that testicular cancer is traditionally a disease that is more common among the affluent. Or it could be a marker for some other event that comes along with it, that triggers lesions that lead to tumors. So, at this point, it's just not clear to me how exactly the association between marijuana and testicular cancer would work."

tl;dr: 420 = balls go bye bye

On the one hand, there doesn't seem to be anything left on the face of the earth not linked to cancer.

On the other hand, it could just be a scare tactic put forward by THE GUBMENT.

On the other other hand,
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ahahahahaha

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I didn't read all that cause I was rolling a blunt whats happening

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    guaranteed dudes will keep their balls over their lungs any day of the week

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    fuck

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    there is so much to make fun of in that article

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i don't know where to start

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
    no, my balls

    I need those

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    no, my balls

    I need those

    see? I'm right

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Or it could be that there are just far more diagnosis of testicular cancer because everyone's a faggot nowadays and goes to the doctor whereas before people just suffered and died in silence, like real men

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    i don't know where to start

    begin at the beginning

    and when you get to the end

    stop

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    guaranteed dudes will keep their balls over their lungs any day of the week

    don't be so hasty

    we'll need to run a complete set of sexual experiments on lungs

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    now post how pot slows down lung cancer and end the thread

    The best way to avoid lung cancer is not to smoke anything.

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Something fun gives you cancer?
    More news like this in Duh! Magazine.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I bought a new pipe. It looks like gandalfs.

    I have named it JRR Token.

    Now I am like every other pot smoking LotRs nerd. Except I don't particularly love LotR.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    guaranteed dudes will keep their balls over their lungs any day of the week

    don't be so hasty

    we'll need to run a complete set of sexual experiments on lungs

    i love the feeling of them being filled up

    my lungs, that is!

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    seriously though

    is there anything left not linked to cancer

    because I would like to know

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    frederic wertham would be so proud

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I would be okay with infertility, but I don't want to lose the guys completely.

    then how will I be able to be so manly?

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    meissnerd likes putting things in his body

    if you get my drift

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  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    wut

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    meissnerd likes putting things in his body

    if you get my drift

    CHOKE ON IT!

    ...because you only have 33% of your lungs left

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    because the only way to get high by pot is smoking!

    So this one time I was rubbing weed on my lymph nodes and I got fucking blasted

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yeah but you can regenerate your balls easily

    just need about 400mLs of Blood of the Virgin, some yeast (none of that dry yeast, though) and a little cinnamon.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    seriously though

    is there anything left not linked to cancer

    because I would like to know
    Scientists wrote:
    hugs linked to cancer

    noooooooooo, my livelihood!

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    I would be okay with infertility, but I don't want to lose the guys completely.

    then how will I be able to be so manly?

    on the upside perhaps your lovely singing voice will return

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    As well, previous human and animal research has indicated that marijuana use might lead to reduced hormonal production (particularly testosterone), poorer semen quality and impotency in men.

    they are making animals hop on the choom train

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    noooooooo

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I would pay cash money to see a giraffe get high

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  • tranquilitytranquility Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    by their logic:

    A. Marijuana use has increased
    B. Number of cases of Testicular cancer has increased

    therefore:
    Marijuana causes testicular cancer.

    By that logic:
    A. phone use has increased
    B. number of cases of testicular cancer has increased

    therefore:
    talking on the phone causes testicular cancer.

    ..or any number of equally stupid rationalizations..

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I made a valid point
    your all fagz
    intentional your

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I would pay cash money to see a giraffe get high

    goofiest creature gets goofier

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    because the only way to get high by pot is smoking!

    So this one time I was rubbing weed on my lymph nodes and I got fucking blasted
    dude i injected some THC directly into my pineal gland and i couldn't walk for days

    I submerged by balls in bong water for a good hour and I don't remember 1985-2001

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    reminds me of the LSD elephant experiments

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I would pay cash money to see a giraffe get high

    YES

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I would pay cash money to see a giraffe get high

    mythbusters taught me that in sharp contrast to say, elephants, giraffes have very tiny poops

    apparently they are pretty efficient at getting what they want from their food so they only plop these tiny nuggets the kind you'd see come out of a small dog

    that's pretty weird

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    by their logic:

    A. Marijuana use has increased
    B. Number of cases of Testicular cancer has increased

    therefore:
    Marijuana causes testicular cancer.

    By that logic:
    A. phone use has increased
    B. number of cases of testicular cancer has increased

    therefore:
    talking on the phone causes testicular cancer.

    ..or any number of equally stupid rationalizations..

    ellipseshigh cell phone use has been linked to cancer ellipses

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