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HE WAS DEAD....
Sars_Boy
Rest, You Are The Lightning.Registered User regular
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BUT HE GOT BETTER
This is a thread about the sequel to the greatest action movie of the decade, and also the best Jason Statham movie ever, Crank.
Crank was fucking awesome. It was an action movie about a guy who had to live like he was in an action movie to stay alive.
That shit was fucking meta.
He also banged this chick
in front of a bus load of asian people to keep his adrenaline up so he wouldn't die.
HE HAD TO FUCK AMY SMART IN PUBLIC TO STAY ALIVE.
At the end of Crank Jason Statham fell of a helicopter to his supposed death. Turns out falling from 5000 feet is just for pussies.
Hence,
The sequel to the greatest action movie of the last decade.
This time, instead of poisoning his heart, the bad guys just up and fucking TAKE IT. Instead of a heart he has a battery in his chest that he has to charge by SHOCKING HIMSELF EVERY HOUR.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/crank2/
There's a trailer you can watch.
Here is a much more boss NSFW RED BAND TRAILER you can watch
http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/crank-high-voltage/teaser-trailer
Let's talk about how fucking best this movie is going to be.
This is a thread about the sequel to the greatest action movie of the decade, and also the best Jason Statham movie ever, Crank.
Crank was fucking awesome. It was an action movie about a guy who had to live like he was in an action movie to stay alive.
That shit was fucking meta.
He also banged this chick
in front of a bus load of asian people to keep his adrenaline up so he wouldn't die.
HE HAD TO FUCK AMY SMART IN PUBLIC TO STAY ALIVE.
At the end of Crank Jason Statham fell of a helicopter to his supposed death. Turns out falling from 5000 feet is just for pussies.
Hence,
The sequel to the greatest action movie of the last decade.
This time, instead of poisoning his heart, the bad guys just up and fucking TAKE IT. Instead of a heart he has a battery in his chest that he has to charge by SHOCKING HIMSELF EVERY HOUR.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/crank2/
There's a trailer you can watch.
Here is a much more boss NSFW RED BAND TRAILER you can watch
http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/crank-high-voltage/teaser-trailer
Let's talk about how fucking best this movie is going to be.
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sorry dragonball
you dont have jason statham rubbing up against an old lady in public to stay alive
If I am a bad guy what is my motivation for stealing this guy's heart?
this is going to be like speed all over again
it's the heart of a fucking bad ass
End of the movie, gotta get hit by lightning by holding up a katana then use it too slay the mafia with it because
goddamn mafia cut this shit out.
for the best movie ever
bullets dont work on jason statham
God fuckingewslgknmr
it's kind of an action movie but also a parody of action movies and its not awful like dragonball is
except this is going to be AWESOME where that was CRAP
at the risk of setting this forum back three years that heart better be just another fist that punches the main bad guy to end the movie
this one looks like they're upping the ante in nudity and violence which is basically perfect.
also did you just say outlander was going to be awful?
fucking vikings vs alien.
instead i got a fucking experience
High Voltage!
rubbing up against old ladies is the future of electricity
while it's a great concept the effects are like something out of a sub-par Sci-Fi tv movie.
SO BAD
too legit
Fuck
Yes.
1) it's a movie calm down spaz
2) they probably say something about his heart giving him magical powers
nah but really i liked the first crank so i'm pumped for this one
Agreed, like how he calls his girlfriend as he's pummeting from a helicopter.
http://backseatcuddler.com/2009/01/01/crank-2-red-band-trailer/ (nsfw abroham lincoln)
red band motherfucker! insert needless curse words here
I have new friends now
hmm