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  • WotanAnubisWotanAnubis Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Smurph wrote: »
    The Wii is Spider-man. He's not as powerful as the big guns but is more respected and popular regardless. Plus he's friendly most of the time and not a big mean scowly man like Batman.

    That's true. And in a past life he used to be kind of nerdy and unpopular though still likable. He didn't sell well.

    The spider bite was like getting that second Gamecube duct taped on.
    And Nintendo getting back on top as was the status quo back in the Good Old Days is clearly the result of a deal with the devil. :P

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  • MinionOfCthulhuMinionOfCthulhu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Excuse me?

    Are you saying a superhuman level of detection and crime solving isn't a high level power?

    Are you saying that Sherlock Holmes, Adrian Monk, Columbo, and others are superheroes?

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Smurph wrote: »
    The Wii is Spider-man. He's not as powerful as the big guns but is more respected and popular regardless. Plus he's friendly most of the time and not a big mean scowly man like Batman.

    That's true. And in a past life he used to be kind of nerdy and unpopular though still likable. He didn't sell well.

    The spider bite was like getting that second Gamecube duct taped on.
    And Nintendo getting back on top as was the status quo back in the Good Old Days is clearly the result of a deal with the devil. :P

    The annulled marriage with Mary Jane being the former marriage with the self-professed hardcore gamer! Brilliant!

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Excuse me?

    Are you saying a superhuman level of detection and crime solving isn't a high level power?

    Are you saying that Sherlock Holmes, Adrian Monk, Columbo, and others are superheroes?

    Not to mention Dexter Morgan, Shawn Spencer, and Gil Grissom.

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  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Wii - Kamina's Cape.

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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Cantido wrote: »
    Wii - Kamina's Cape.

    This Wii is the Wii that pierces the heavens?

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    DS can be Jamie Maddox

    TWO SCREENS!

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  • NevaNeva Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I too would have to go with the Wii being the Wonder Twins. They have super powers that allow them to turn into amazing things like a dragon and an ice castle, but instead turn into something stupid like a gopher or an ice wrench.

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  • AiranAiran Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Pata wrote: »
    Cantido wrote: »
    Wii - Kamina's Cape.

    This Wii is the Wii that pierces the heavens?

    Drill attachment, coming summer 2009!

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Xaquin wrote: »
    DS can be Jamie Maddox

    TWO SCREENS!

    I was thinking Superman Red and Blue. By themselves they're not that great, but pair em together and WOAH DAMN.

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  • HeatwaveHeatwave Come, now, and walk the path of explosions with me!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Figgy wrote: »
    Nah the Wii is Aquaman. Sounds and looks cool in theory.. but really... he's Aquaman.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDw5KbV1ogw
    :lol:

    And I also agree agree with the Hulk/360 comparison. Either when he's Red Hulk. Nobody wants that. See what I did there :P

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  • NewblarNewblar Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PatboyX wrote: »
    I have no idea what 360 would be...I mean, is there a decently strong and popular character who charges people every time he/she saves them?


    360-Not a cape wearing guy but that would fit Angel. He used to be a real dick then got soul. Ran his own detective agency and charged people money for saving them. Ended up working for the big evil firm to take them on from the inside. Good example of a reformed hero like what the 360 has been doing for MS perceptions.

    Wii and DS as others have mentioned would probably be Batman and Robin.

    PS3 would be Bizzaro. Kicks ass like Superman but nobody likes him and he lives in a dimension where everything is opposite like a $600 launch price being good. I guess that would make the PSP Jimey Olsen, great guy really but gets no love. Oh!! You took some pictures thats super Jimey! Oh yeah umm we're not going to buy them we already bought some from Johnny DS but you keep on trying Jimmy and one day you'll make it to the big leagues. Jimmy also has the signal watch that Superman can hear when he's out of town short of like how the PSP can connect to the PS3.

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  • Rex DartRex Dart Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I asked my friend about this, and I think he came up with the best 360 answer.

    The 360 is Green Lantern, because it can do anything as long as it's green. But when it's red, there's just nothing to be done...

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  • Genji GlovesGenji Gloves ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Rex Dart wrote: »
    I asked my friend about this, and I think he came up with the best 360 answer.

    The 360 is Green Lantern, because it can do anything as long as it's green. But when it's red, there's just nothing to be done...

    Actually, the Green Lantern's weakness is yellow, but I still like this comparison.

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Rex Dart wrote: »
    I asked my friend about this, and I think he came up with the best 360 answer.

    The 360 is Green Lantern, because it can do anything as long as it's green. But when it's red, there's just nothing to be done...

    Actually, the Green Lantern's weakness is yellow, but I still like this comparison.

    not even yellow anymore.

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  • GuekGuek Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    This thread amuses me. Most of the good ones have been said already. I'd probably go with the 360 as the hulk and the wii as batman for reasons already stated.

    the ps3 is definitely tricky though.

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sony is Anikan Skywalker and the PS3 is its life-support armor.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The Wii is Booster Gold. Sounds cool., looks cool, has all this supposedly futuristic junk, but ultimately it's a bit useless.

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  • AumniAumni Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Wii works as Batman because he doesn't have any super powers (High end processors/chips) has a lot of gadgets at his disposal (Huge amount of attachments and a wide variety of games).

    360 Feels like a Superman to me. If you get near Cryptonite (Bad console) you'll fall like a brick. But when it does work you have the best transportation mode (Xbox Live service) and since you were one of the first superheroes you have a lot of people backing you up.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The Wii could be the Adam West version of Batman I guess.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    The Wii could be the Adam West version of Batman I guess.

    Not respected, but makes a hell of a lot more money than most people?

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    The Wii could be the Adam West version of Batman I guess.

    Not respected, but makes a hell of a lot more money than most people?

    You forgot the cave full of ridiculous gadgets with even stupider names.

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