Meat Fortress 2: SCOOT UPDATE ON THE 24TH INFO IN OP

tofu

SCOOT INFO, UPDATED EVERYDAY UNTIL THE 24TH

MEAT FORTRESS 2!

Penny Arcade Servers

THE STEAM GROUP IS WORTHLESS but if you're interested in trying out
fun new custom maps ask for an invite to the PA Honk group.

Server owners: Please PM me if there are any changes to your servers.

Job's
server
66.55.142.242:27015
Donate

jonxp's
server
tf2.finalmeasure.com
Donate

PMAvers's
server (custom maps)
208.167.243.68:27015
Download
pack for custom maps
(Unzip to Steam\steamapps\<your account>\teat fortress 2\tf\maps)
Donate




Job and jonxp's servers are (mostly) straight-forward games using
official Valve maps. The House of Non-Conformity sticks with custom
maps.

All of the PA servers listed here are laid back and not going to
harass you for sucking (well, maybe a little).
You might hear about "scrims" in this thread, which is where our PA
folk play in competitive games. If you are interested in that sort of
thing, just speak up and one of our competitive players will help you
out. So remember, don't be a dick!

Password for all PA servers: wang



HAVE FUN MAGETS

Toastmold

WHERE'S MY DAMN SCOUT INFO YOU EFFERS

Feral

Scouts suck.

Where's my demoman/sniper/engineer/soldier update?

Domhnall

I'm pretty sure my brain just shut down.

Handsome Costanza

leggy leggy leggy blonde

leggy leggy leggy blonde

leeeegggyyy blooondddde goodbye, goodbye, leggy blonde

GalagaGalaxian

Where are all the funny pictures? :?

cheez

Invisible crit pyro, oh no!

Goose!

Stop the madness of posting the threads early. We know you want to show your unique coolness, but jesus fucking christ just call it in the thread.

tofu

Sorry but this is a whine free zone; I'm afraid you'll have to leave, Goose.

Basil

This is a fantastic thread and anyone who says otherwise will be eaten.

Nicho86

Ugh, tf2 started updating and I got all excited. Turns out they just changed sticky damage and a couple of other tweaks. What a cocktease.

Mandalorian Rooster

OH GOD HE MADE THE THREAD ONE PAGE EARLY BECAUSE IF SOMEONE DIDN'T DO IT NO ONE WOULD. GOD TOFU YOU SELFISH ASSHOLE. If we're at 97+ pages, just make the new god damn thread if you want to. Tofu, I applaud your initiative.

Also, what is it about playing a spy that brings out your inner asshole? When I've stabbed someone so many times that they change to pyro and start spraying everywhere, I giggle. And then they stop spraying for just one second and I sneak in and stab them anyway. And I die a little inside. But I giggle harder, too.

tofu

I don't think you guys are talking enough about how witty and clever I am.

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tofu wrote: »

I don't think you guys are talking enough about how witty and clever I am.

You're incredibly wooty and clover.

Bruce Forsyth

Job and jonxp's servers are (mostly) straight-forward games using
official Valve maps. The House of Non-Conformity sticks with custom
maps. The SE++ server also uses custom maps that may not have
uh…traditional play. The Cake Army / Penny Arcade joint server has
some interesting characters as well as a mix of both stock and a bunch
of close-to-valve-quality customs. But each server offers hours of
glee.

Does this shit even exist anymore?

Perhaps people should stop recycling OPs for 6+ months and put a little effort and originality into it.

Unknown

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Monsty

MrDelish wrote: »

EPEEN

That shares a partial, or greater, similarity to some type of authority figure... perhaps a boss.

(Only a few pages late, fudge oRff, fuxners!)

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mcdermott wrote: »

I was like 98% sure this was just a new TF2 thread.

But the other 2% just had to know.

And now approximately 1% of me desperately wants to play Meat Fortress 2. The other 99% isn't even sure how that would work.

That was why I visited this thread. I was like "what have these clever bastages cooked up now for the OP"?

Apparently it's just raw uncooked meat.

tofu

Exin wrote: »

Job and jonxp's servers are (mostly) straight-forward games using
official Valve maps. The House of Non-Conformity sticks with custom
maps. The SE++ server also uses custom maps that may not have
uh…traditional play. The Cake Army / Penny Arcade joint server has
some interesting characters as well as a mix of both stock and a bunch
of close-to-valve-quality customs. But each server offers hours of
glee.

Does this shit even exist anymore?

Perhaps people should stop recycling OPs for 6+ months and put a little effort and originality into it.

If you went and looked at the last thread you would see that I did fix a ton of shit that was broken in the OP.

Sorry I forgot to delete one line though, clearly I have failed the Meat Fortress 2 community.

Peewi

I played some Tuftoo yesterday and I happened to like these deathcams:

TVs_Frank

So the recent lag on servers is a game bug?

pleh

GalagaGalaxian wrote: »

Where are all the funny pictures? :?

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

Whoa.

I already posted that picture like two threads ago.

Carry on.

John Zoidberg

That little nemesis in the background? I think that was me. I take no pride because I was only healing the man doing the killings.

No Great Name

Does anyone know how to make a transparent spray? I have an image all cropped and ready, but I don't know how to do the rest.

Domhnall

Peewi wrote: »

I played some Tuftoo yesterday and I happened to like these deathcams:

PICTARS.

Toxic Cizzle is dominating Peewi.

Handsome Costanza

Goddamn goose when you go to the dmv to get your license renewed, do you go up to the little red tag machines and just start bitching about how you have to wait in line? Somehow I can imagine you drowning out that VCR playing 1980's sitcom's with your never ending whinefest.

John Zoidberg

Faffel

Handsome Costanza wrote: »

Goddamn goose when you go to the dmv to get your license renewed, do you go up to the little red tag machines and just start bitching about how you have to wait in line? Somehow I can imagine you drowning out that VCR playing 1980's sitcom's with your never ending whinefest.

I like the cut of your jib.

Domhnall

Ha, I've never noticed the again in the New Nemesis screen caps. Fairly rubbing it in there.

tofu

What the hell you guys get sitcoms at the DMV?

Handsome Costanza

look I've seen some crazy shit in my time.

Basil

All of your posts take on this surreal, horrifying quality when I imagine that they come from the fingers of a man shattered by Seinfeld's wit and Elaine's betrayal on the pew, now reduced to drinking himself to death off royalty money and extinguishing cuban cigars on the backs of orphans.

Mandalorian Rooster

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, and from this side only. The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be.

Cookies on dowels.

All those moments lost in in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die?

PatboyX

Why is that an underscore and not a hyphen or dash?

theantipop

Mandalorian Rooster wrote: »

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, and from this side only. The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be.

Cookies on dowels.

All those moments lost in in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die?

Haha! Bodyinawoodchipper.

TyrantCow

i grow it

savooipeerd

are we still posting e-peen shots

Asiina

I would like to take a moment and complain about medics. Medics with kritzkriegs.

FUCKING USE YOUR UBER!

It takes less than a minute of healing to rebuild it. It's incredibly frustrating to see wave after wave of kritzing demomen/soldiers/heavies come at you only for your own kritz medic to just hold onto his for 4 or 5 minutes, waiting for god knows what, and then he dies to a random crit sticky. You could have used it and gotten a new one in that time. I'm sure you can find someone to use it on.

This post is directed at Lustre mostly for being terrible, but also for medics in general.

theantipop

This is my favorite peen shot of all time. They are taken mere moments after getting my Clearcutter achievement on a full DB map, misspelled words and all (I actually killed 9 people in one life with the axe).

Job_41:25

Asiina wrote: »

I would like to take a moment and complain about medics. Medics with kritzkriegs.

FUCKING USE YOUR UBER!

It takes less than a minute of healing to rebuild it. It's incredibly frustrating to see wave after wave of kritzing demomen/soldiers/heavies come at you only for your own kritz medic to just hold onto his for 4 or 5 minutes, waiting for god knows what, and then he dies to a random crit sticky. You could have used it and gotten a new one in that time. I'm sure you can find someone to use it on.

This post is directed at Lustre mostly for being terrible, but also for medics in general.

I use the kritzkrieg constantly and inappropriately. I'll kruber scouts or snipers just because there is no other class around.

I'll hold on to ubers for a while depending on the situation though.

bombardier

SHANK

I think my screenshot taking is messed up somehow. There are folders of player names but no screens or anything in them: