Since the awesome Krull has already been mentioned.... I'll wager you two deep B's from my youth.
Yor: Hunter From the Future
Prisoners of the Lost Universe
Get back to me when you're done Googling.
My ex-roommate and I caught Yor on cable at like 3am one night. Since we had been consuming various mind-altering substances of the liquid and herbal variety, the experience was downright awesome.
I can't even write the name of this movie without getting carded, so I'll post the poster.
This movie has gay black aliens travelling the galaxy to destroy the scourge that is females and spread gayness. They find Earth, where men are oppressed by women (represented by a Chinese peasant cringing as his wife nags him), and save us by wiping out womankind. They then baptise their new gay representative on Earth (like a Christian baptism but with a white creamy liquid) and depart to find another planet to rescue. Oh, and the movie was black-and-white, until after the destruction of women, when it becomes colour.
So to summarize, this movie is offencive to gays, blacks, women, Chinese, Christians, and space aliens.
That reminds me of one, probably not as offensive, but still pretty bad. And pretty hilarious.
After having a surprise hit playing Dracula in Love at First Bite, George Hamilton seized the moment and spoofed another movie hero: Zorro. In fact, he plays two characters: the heroic Don Diego, who fights Spanish tyranny in Old California in his secret identity as Zorro, and Diego's long-absent brother, Bunny Wigglesworth, a man totally comfortable with his sexual identity and unafraid of accessorizing the Zorro outfit by rendering it in purple. When the swashbuckler is injured, he turns his sword over to the swishbuckler, who is just as good a swordsman, though a few shades less fiery. Some of the gay humor is heavy-handed, but Hamilton easily handles the comedy demands of the dual roles, and has strong support from Ron Leibman as the chief bad guy. --Marshall Fine
My God, I'd forgotten about Elvira. Classic stuff. I'd also like to put down Lynch's Dune and Snakes On A Plane.
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...and I thought of how all those people died, and what a good death that is. That nobody can blame you for it, because everyone else died along with you, and it is the fault of none, save those who did the killing.
Roadhouse.
I dare you to find a non-porn movie with a higher shirtless to scene ratio.
Also, he rips out a trachea. Also, the voice for the "Beef: It's what for dinner" advertisements is his costar. The rifftrax version of this pretty much puts this over the top for cheese too. (This clip isn't the best however.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX7W7wt7aRg
Roadhouse.
I dare you to find a non-porn movie with a higher shirtless to scene ratio.
Also, he rips out a trachea. Also, the voice for the "Beef: It's what for dinner" advertisements is his costar. The rifftrax version of this pretty much puts this over the top for cheese too. (This clip isn't the best however.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX7W7wt7aRg
Roadhouse.
I dare you to find a non-porn movie with a higher shirtless to scene ratio.
Also, he rips out a trachea. Also, the voice for the "Beef: It's what for dinner" advertisements is his costar. The rifftrax version of this pretty much puts this over the top for cheese too. (This clip isn't the best however.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX7W7wt7aRg
His name is Sam Elliot
Fucking learn it
The man could read the phone book and I would buy a copy of this mp3/tape/cd/video.
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That's right, He-man motherfuckers. This movie was remarkable in that it brought the He-man mythos to 1980's America. Also, Frank Langella plays a mean Skeletor. You wouldn't think it's possible to do a good acting job portraying Skeletor, but he does.
Also: my girlfriend owns Hudson Hawk. This movie is so bad that I wouldn't put it in this thread, but it's amazing in its own right. Bruce Willis plays a cat burgler. He and his partner sing showtunes to keep time during their burglaries.
I never see anyone mention Surf Ninjas in these kinds of threads, which is a shame, because it's just so lovably goofy. We're talking about a movie where Leslie Nielsen plays a Chinese warlord whose cyborg hand gets hacked by a pubescent ninja prophet's magical Sega Game Gear.
Holy shit! The black ninja in the "Ninja: Silent Assassin" video is totally Sy-Klone from He-Man!
And sure, I'll get in line for the Bloodsport gangbang; coincidentally, this movie also has the best bad song ever. Stan Bush for the motherfuckin' win.
I'm also going to add "Marked for Death," and "Chinese Super Ninjas." to the ring.
I can't even write the name of this movie without getting carded, so I'll post the poster.
This movie has gay black aliens travelling the galaxy to destroy the scourge that is females and spread gayness. They find Earth, where men are oppressed by women (represented by a Chinese peasant cringing as his wife nags him), and save us by wiping out womankind. They then baptise their new gay representative on Earth (like a Christian baptism but with a white creamy liquid) and depart to find another planet to rescue. Oh, and the movie was black-and-white, until after the destruction of women, when it becomes colour.
So to summarize, this movie is offencive to gays, blacks, women, Chinese, Christians, and space aliens.
Seven pages and no love for either Cruel Intentions or Wild Things? Both of those movies are ridiculously badgood. Cruel Intentions has lipstick lesbianism, Ryan Phillipe getting run over and Sarah Michelle Gellar doing coke out of a rosary. A god damn rosary! Both the movie and her performance aren't "good" in any sense of the term, but they're consistently entertaining and she's hot as all get out. She also seems to be having a really good time with the role. Reese Witherspoon isn't nearly as much fun(though watch Freeway), mostly because her part requires her to play it straight. Ryan Phillipe is wooden, but this actually helps because he and Gellar get a kind of "Al Pacino and Keanu Reeves in The Devils Advocate vibe going on. As for Wild Things, it's all kinds of awesome. Bill Murray is terrific as the sleazy lawyer. His neckbrace gags are all great. Matt Dillon and Kevin Bacon are both a lot of fun, and Theresa Russell is great as the Ur-WASP mother. Neve Campbell and Denise Richard's pool scene is, of course, the stuff of legend.
Tl;Dr Wild Things and Cruel Intentions are awesome.
As an aside, I think Starship Troopers is actually a good good movie, as long as it's viewed as a satire.
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jeffe there are some videos on youtube of it. it's exactly what you're hoping.
Seven pages and no love for either Cruel Intentions or Wild Things? Both of those movies are ridiculously badgood. Cruel Intentions has lipstick lesbianism, Ryan Phillipe getting run over and Sarah Michelle Gellar doing coke out of a rosary. A god damn rosary! Both the movie and her performance aren't "good" in any sense of the term, but they're consistently entertaining and she's hot as all get out. She also seems to be having a really good time with the role. Reese Witherspoon isn't nearly as much fun(though watch Freeway), mostly because her part requires her to play it straight. Ryan Phillipe is wooden, but this actually helps because he and Gellar get a kind of "Al Pacino and Keanu Reeves in The Devils Advocate vibe going on. As for Wild Things, it's all kinds of awesome. Bill Murray is terrific as the sleazy lawyer. His neckbrace gags are all great. Matt Dillon and Kevin Bacon are both a lot of fun, and Theresa Russell is great as the Ur-WASP mother. Neve Campbell and Denise Richard's pool scene is, of course, the stuff of legend.
Tl;Dr Wild Things and Cruel Intentions are awesome.
As an aside, I think Starship Troopers is actually a good good movie, as long as it's viewed as a satire.
Wild Things is good. I've never been good at the bad/good (edit - I should say the good vs. badgood distinction) distinction, but I enjoy the movie so I'm all for it being listed anytime anywhere.
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My ex-roommate and I caught Yor on cable at like 3am one night. Since we had been consuming various mind-altering substances of the liquid and herbal variety, the experience was downright awesome.
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That reminds me of one, probably not as offensive, but still pretty bad. And pretty hilarious.
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197970666737/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Yb_tRkJOk
also, The Leprechaun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hMGb9zyW1A&feature=related
I'm not sure that was badgood
I think, depending on how I am feeling and what day it is, that it is either entertaining-good or flat out bad
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Here's an example
One of his other movies has ninja fish.
A fine, quotable movie.
Don Diego: Don Garcia, I am astonished you would enter my house without my permission!
Don Garcia: I might say the same thing about you with my wife!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa8HBpWiIqE
Nothing's forgotten, nothing is ever forgotten
Whoever managed to convince studio execs to use that deserves some kind of award.
I dare you to find a non-porn movie with a higher shirtless to scene ratio.
Also, he rips out a trachea. Also, the voice for the "Beef: It's what for dinner" advertisements is his costar. The rifftrax version of this pretty much puts this over the top for cheese too. (This clip isn't the best however.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX7W7wt7aRg
AHHAAAAAAAAAH!
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197970666737/
Not gonna lie: I don't mind watching Dirty Dancing, because even as a straight man I can honestly say Patrick Swayze is fucking hot in that movie.
His name is Sam Elliot
Fucking learn it
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The man could read the phone book and I would buy a copy of this mp3/tape/cd/video.
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In the same vein, I submit: Masters of the Universe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhuaKBsf0es
That's right, He-man motherfuckers. This movie was remarkable in that it brought the He-man mythos to 1980's America. Also, Frank Langella plays a mean Skeletor. You wouldn't think it's possible to do a good acting job portraying Skeletor, but he does.
Also: my girlfriend owns Hudson Hawk. This movie is so bad that I wouldn't put it in this thread, but it's amazing in its own right. Bruce Willis plays a cat burgler. He and his partner sing showtunes to keep time during their burglaries.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVAVCW2t_TE
Also, Leonardo Da Vinci and ancient technology.
Another interestingly bad movie that my girlfriend inexplicably owns: Hackers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql1uLyuWra8
So 90's.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbGVIdA3dx0
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Fucking Zardoz
That movie is fucking surreal
I still find it hard to believe it actually exists and wasn't just a fever dream I had once
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Man. What was up with the 70's.
That kind of reminds me of a cartoon movie called Wizards.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYJCDMzdsBg&feature=PlayList&p=6721890DC4491F73&playnext=1&index=3
Yes, Hitler is in it. And titties. In this respect it is similar to the Fullmetal Alchemist movie.
Oh! Also, why has nobody mentioned Ninja Scroll yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8ssH29Caw0
To me, this is the quintessential anime. Except unlike most animes, it is fast-paced awesome. It is why I got into katanas and shit when I was 15.
Never really felt like I was missing anything
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Holy shit that looks terrible. I need to see more.
edit: To the death!
"You did."
Santa Maria, that was a terrible line
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And sure, I'll get in line for the Bloodsport gangbang; coincidentally, this movie also has the best bad song ever. Stan Bush for the motherfuckin' win.
I'm also going to add "Marked for Death," and "Chinese Super Ninjas." to the ring.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGHf0whVo_w
And for you "Masters of the Universe" guys...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSNRDolVc4s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7QQmCQqaZI&feature=related
The Nostalgia Critic's reviews are fucking hilarious, plus he's covered some real stinkers.
I must find this movie.
Tl;Dr Wild Things and Cruel Intentions are awesome.
As an aside, I think Starship Troopers is actually a good good movie, as long as it's viewed as a satire.
Wild Things is good. I've never been good at the bad/good (edit - I should say the good vs. badgood distinction) distinction, but I enjoy the movie so I'm all for it being listed anytime anywhere.