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I'm muckin' facaques, man

ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
A macaque is a kind of monkey. What kind of monkey, you ask? A monkey that's a huge asshole. Seriously, macaques are like the biggest douchebags of the animal kingdom.

Animal Planet has been gracious enough to provide us with more insight into their world of shitcockery in Dark Days in Monkey City. But that's not really what this thread is about, it's about how fuckin' mean macaques are.

My brother is a zoologist and worked with macaques for a bit. On top of being dickbutts, they're wicked smart. For example, when they had to sedate one to take it to the veterinarian (via rifle), the macaque dodged the fucking dart. Reportedly they've grabbed a few darts and thrown them back at the zoo keepers.

Fucking macaques. I bet they like to wear polos.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I dunno, compared to that monkey that ate a lady's face off, macaques don't seem so bad

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Macaques fucking rule. Second only to sharks.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    An ape ate that lady's face.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    all macaques are cumming?

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I once armed my dwarves in Dwarf Fortress with crossbow to fight off the macaque menace.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh, and apparently they've gotten close to picking a couple of locks, too. And if a macaque bites you, you're at risk for Herpes B Virus, which apparently most doctors are completely unaware of.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    An ape ate that lady's face.

    technicalities

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    An ape ate that lady's face.

    apes are the dirtiest monkies of them all

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2009
    Sean Penn must be a macaque.

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Look, it's either gonna be a monkey or a hooker, but either way I'm getting herpes.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    howler monkeys can be heard through a mile of jungle

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    'or'?

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    monkey hooker

    two birds, one night of profound regrets

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    'or'?

    In these economic times, I don't have the scrilla to get the deluxe package.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    what in the world is Dark Days in Monkey City?

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    you ever heard of that chimp named Frodo? he looks like he's taken a lot of steroids

    he threw a baby chimpanzee out of a tree just for fun

    what a dick

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Suck macaque.

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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Macaque the Knife.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    all monkeys are awesome and you are the one that is dumb

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bears own monkeys, it's science

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Smacaque my bitch up.

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    suck macaque

    edit: fuck bein beat

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Newtron wrote: »
    suck macaque

    5 posts late kiddo

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    This is a pretty lame thread.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fuck macaques, I climb buoys muthafucka

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    2 pages of an SE thread about animals and no pictures yet?

    FOR SHAME

    look at these guys. Don't you just wanna hang out in the hot tub with these guys and eat cookies?

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    More than anything, Pipe, more than anything.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    THIS ONE LOVES THIS PIGEON!

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    AWWWWW

    #pipe on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Some are evil though
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    this guy looks like something out of the Ren and Stimpy show

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    what're those big eye monkeys? the ones that live in austrailia or maybe the phillipines.

    Gorillas are pretty cool to.

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Holy shit, what if you woke up in the middle of the night and he was just sitting on your chest, staring at you like that.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Macques have B virus in their saliva, this is often fatal to humans if not treated immediately.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Theidar wrote: »
    Macques have B virus in their saliva, this is often fatal to humans if not treated immediately.

    As long as they don't have the T virus that turns you into a zombie, you'll be fine

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Nads wrote: »
    Holy shit, what if you woke up in the middle of the night and he was just sitting on your chest, staring at you like that.

    "sup dawg. get some IHOP?"

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Like, what would you do? He just sits there, staring.

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    There's no wrong way to eat a Rhesus.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Bears own monkeys, it's science
    if it can be ridden, it has been dominated.

    monkeys ride bears.

    DOMINATED

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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