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Give me back that fillet-o-fish! (Lent thread)

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Satanists scare me.
    The serious ones anyway. The kidnapping, brainwashing, murderous raping ones.
    They showed us a documentary about Satanists during religion class once.

    i'm going to put your mind at ease

    Those people do not exist.

    There's no such thing as satanic ritual abuse. There were no satanists in the 80's kidnapping, brainwashing, or raping people. Didn't happen and is based on a bunch of nothing.

    There are real Satanists, but they're basically a bunch of overdramatic atheists.

    i used to work with a true blue Luciferian

    he was uh...

    okay imagine a rat that stands like a man, that paints his fingernails black, has acne scars instead of fur, and loooooooooooooooooves pills and heroin

    yeah

    see that's what real satanists are like

    they're a bunch of drugged up hedonistic dorks

    Pony on
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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    'Luciferian'? That's a new one.


    I remember I once showed a Christian friend that Lucifer himself was the final boss of SMT Nocturne.

    I think it traumatized him.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2009
    I have never had a filet-o-fish, bleeech! :P

    I guess I'm giving up desserts and junk food again.

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    Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Wait wait wait

    is the whole lent thing just not eating meat on fridays for a few weeks

    That's your whole idea of sacrifice? What the fuck.

    Mai-Kero on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    I have never had a filet-o-fish, bleeech! :P

    I guess I'm giving up desserts and junk food again.

    GIVE UP YOUR ROCK AND ROLL LIFESTYLE BOGEY

    NO MORE WHITE WOMEN FOR 40 DAYS

    Munkus Beaver on
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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    I have never had a filet-o-fish, bleeech! :P

    I guess I'm giving up desserts and junk food again.

    I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT TASTES LIKE

    I assume it tastes like if you soaked drier lint trap collectings in garum

    It is a sadistic, Tony Bourdain-like want to know

    Dely Apple on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    'Luciferian'? That's a new one.


    I remember I once showed a Christian friend that Lucifer himself was the final boss of SMT Nocturne.

    I think it traumatized him.

    geez fragile kid

    i went to a catholic elementary and catholic high school and i don't think i ever ran into a catholic that fragile or sheltered

    and i knew kids in the youth ministry!

    they were basically just a bunch of teenage ned flanderses

    Pony on
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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Satanists scare me.
    The serious ones anyway. The kidnapping, brainwashing, murderous raping ones.
    They showed us a documentary about Satanists during religion class once.

    i'm going to put your mind at ease

    Those people do not exist.

    There's no such thing as satanic ritual abuse. There were no satanists in the 80's kidnapping, brainwashing, or raping people. Didn't happen and is based on a bunch of nothing.

    There are real Satanists, but they're basically a bunch of overdramatic atheists.

    The documentary I mentioned was about how they kidnapped a 16 year old girl.

    I mean, that's pretty serious. Iirc they also got her addicted to drugz and all that stuff.

    the documentary you watched was a lie

    there was never a single instance of satanic ritual abuse ever

    it never happened to anybody

    Well, the teacher seemed to be mostly interested in making all religions except Christianity look like crap.
    Luckily I was absent the day he showed a video of a circumcision. Apparently someone in the class puked that day.

    Burning Organ on
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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Lent is a damn good thing for people to practice, just because it is the process of mind over matter. That you are above your own damned addictions and can actually go without your pleasentries for once in your pampered, miserable life.

    This is why I find myself (as a non-Catholic) appreciating lent. 40 days hardco' fo' sho'

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mai-Kero wrote: »
    Wait wait wait

    is the whole lent thing just not eating meat on fridays for a few weeks

    That's your whole idea of sacrifice? What the fuck.

    Nah, you're required to do the meat on Fridays thing, but you're also encouraged to give up something else for the whole 40 days.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    fallout i want you to know that as a religious dude, i respect the fact that you are not religious

    it's mutual

    but i've cultivated this persona here and it's hard to get out of sometimes

    That's like being a fatass and saying you've cultivated the mold under your armpit.

    no it's like acting a certain way around certain people and then continuing to act that way though

    but thanks for playing

    if you'd like to know more about moldy fatasses, sarukun should be somewhere in his mother's colon by now

    trust me, there's plenty of room for both of you

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mai-Kero wrote: »
    Wait wait wait

    is the whole lent thing just not eating meat on fridays for a few weeks

    That's your whole idea of sacrifice? What the fuck.

    lent used to be hardcore

    used to be a real form of fasting

    modern catholics puss out

    Pony on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    This is the perfect time to quit jerking it and see how long you last.

    Munkus Beaver on
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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mai-Kero wrote: »
    Wait wait wait

    is the whole lent thing just not eating meat on fridays for a few weeks

    That's your whole idea of sacrifice? What the fuck.

    What? No.

    Fire Truck on
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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Mai-Kero wrote: »
    Wait wait wait

    is the whole lent thing just not eating meat on fridays for a few weeks

    That's your whole idea of sacrifice? What the fuck.

    lent used to be hardcore

    used to be a real form of fasting

    modern catholics puss out

    I was catholic when it was indie

    Dely Apple on
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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    I have never had a filet-o-fish, bleeech! :P

    I guess I'm giving up desserts and junk food again.

    GIVE UP YOUR ROCK AND ROLL LIFESTYLE BOGEY

    NO MORE WHITE WOMEN FOR 40 DAYS
    That last part is impossible!

    I don't have a switch for it that I can just toggle. :x Or a dial so that I can change my preference.

    I kinda want one now though... :P

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Well, the teacher seemed to be mostly interested in making all religions except Christianity look like crap.
    Luckily I was absent the day he showed a video of a circumcision. Apparently someone in the class puked that day.

    I didn't even think circumcision was tied to religion all that strongly any more?

    I was raised Christian and they took the blade to me just the same

    Grey Ghost on
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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Mai-Kero wrote: »
    Wait wait wait

    is the whole lent thing just not eating meat on fridays for a few weeks

    That's your whole idea of sacrifice? What the fuck.

    lent used to be hardcore

    used to be a real form of fasting

    modern catholics puss out

    Some still fast, though not extreme starvation of the old days.

    Pope calls for fasting during Lent

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009

    Well, the teacher seemed to be mostly interested in making all religions except Christianity look like crap.
    Luckily I was absent the day he showed a video of a circumcision. Apparently someone in the class puked that day.

    This is really weird since it's a common secular practice in the united states

    Fabricate on
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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2009
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    I have never had a filet-o-fish, bleeech! :P

    I guess I'm giving up desserts and junk food again.

    I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT TASTES LIKE

    I assume it tastes like if you soaked drier lint trap collectings in garum

    It is a sadistic, Tony Bourdain-like want to know
    DO IT!

    Take one for the team.

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fabricate wrote: »

    Well, the teacher seemed to be mostly interested in making all religions except Christianity look like crap.
    Luckily I was absent the day he showed a video of a circumcision. Apparently someone in the class puked that day.

    This is really weird since it's a common secular practice in the united states

    I am aware that it is a common secular practice but I still don't want to see it.

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I didn't even think circumcision was tied to religion all that strongly any more?

    I was raised Christian and they took the blade to me just the same

    In your part of the world, sure.

    Over here we don't mutilate our dicks unless we think god wants us to.

    EDIT: I'm going to push the whole "I'm from europe" thing to the ground.

    Burning Organ on
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    coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    my junk's cut

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    fallout i want you to know that as a religious dude, i respect the fact that you are not religious

    it's mutual

    but i've cultivated this persona here and it's hard to get out of sometimes

    That's like being a fatass and saying you've cultivated the mold under your armpit.

    no it's like acting a certain way around certain people and then continuing to act that way though

    but thanks for playing

    if you'd like to know more about moldy fatasses, sarukun should be somewhere in his mother's colon by now

    trust me, there's plenty of room for both of you

    I understand what you were saying.

    The problem is that this is not mutual.

    I am saying that you have cultivated the personality equivalent of mold under an otaku's armpit.

    And the sad thing is that I know you can actually be an interesting person.

    But nope. Gotta be that stanky sumbitch that no one invites to parties cause he'll stink up the joint and awkwardly hit on the asians.

    Munkus Beaver on
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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    >_> I am not driving to San Jose to buy a Filet-o-Fish

    Maybe to stalk Janson

    I could knock two things off my to-do list I guess

    Dely Apple on
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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2009
    This is the perfect time to quit jerking it and see how long you last.
    Come on now.

    This is about setting realistic goals. :x

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Mai-Kero wrote: »
    Wait wait wait

    is the whole lent thing just not eating meat on fridays for a few weeks

    That's your whole idea of sacrifice? What the fuck.

    lent used to be hardcore

    used to be a real form of fasting

    modern catholics puss out
    Every Friday used to be meat-free, not just during Lent. I've sometimes thought we should go back to that, and to hell with people who whine. Catholicism is not for the faint of heart.

    Harrier on
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I didn't even think circumcision was tied to religion all that strongly any more?

    I was raised Christian and they took the blade to me just the same

    In your part of the world, sure.

    Over here we don't mutilate our dicks unless we think god wants us to.

    EDIT: I'm going to push the whole "I'm from europe" thing to the ground.

    Where specifically are you from?

    Grey Ghost on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    I have never had a filet-o-fish, bleeech! :P

    I guess I'm giving up desserts and junk food again.

    GIVE UP YOUR ROCK AND ROLL LIFESTYLE BOGEY

    NO MORE WHITE WOMEN FOR 40 DAYS
    That last part is impossible!

    I don't have a switch for it that I can just toggle. :x Or a dial so that I can change my preference.

    I kinda want one now though... :P

    The penultimate Lent thing to give up, as I have scientifically figure out, is The Rock and Roll Lifestyle.

    No sex. No drugs. No rock and roll.

    If you succeed you have proven the strength of your will.

    Drugs includes booze.

    Sex includes jerkin it.

    Munkus Beaver on
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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2009
    Harrier wrote: »
    Every Friday used to be meat-free, not just during Lent. I've sometimes thought we should go back to that, and to hell with people who whine. Catholicism is not for the faint of heart.
    I don't want to subsidize the fishing industry any more than I have to.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    see that's what real satanists are like

    they're a bunch of drugged up hedonistic dorks

    yeah

    i was wearing a shirt that mentioned worshipping satan one day and he walks up to me like "sooooooo............ do you..... actually worship satan?

    in that moment i invented the hands-free facepalm
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    'Luciferian'? That's a new one.

    basically dudes who buy into the whole laveyan "satan as an archetype thing", except they believe he's real and so are god and jesus, but the bible is christian propaganda

    or something

    bizarre humans

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I didn't even think circumcision was tied to religion all that strongly any more?

    I was raised Christian and they took the blade to me just the same

    In your part of the world, sure.

    Over here we don't mutilate our dicks unless we think god wants us to.

    EDIT: I'm going to push the whole "I'm from europe" thing to the ground.

    Where specifically are you from?

    Finland...

    I'm going to put it as my location one day, and on that day I will probably change my av/sig as well.

    Burning Organ on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    This is the perfect time to quit jerking it and see how long you last.
    Come on now.

    This is about setting realistic goals. :x

    I can't tell you how many times I've said "JERKIN ENDS TODAY" for lent and then about three weeks in I'm all "MOTHERFUCKER"

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I ain't giving up my rock n roll

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    see that's what real satanists are like

    they're a bunch of drugged up hedonistic dorks

    yeah

    i was wearing a shirt that mentioned worshipping satan one day and he walks up to me like "sooooooo............ do you..... actually worship satan?

    in that moment i invented the hands-free facepalm
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    'Luciferian'? That's a new one.

    basically dudes who buy into the whole laveyan "satan as an archetype thing", except they believe he's real and so are god and jesus, but the bible is christian propaganda

    or something

    bizarre humans

    Well, the bible was written by men. They put their own spin on it to further their own ends.


    Aren't those women a pain in the neck? Let's make them out to be evil incarnate!

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    fallout i want you to know that as a religious dude, i respect the fact that you are not religious

    it's mutual

    but i've cultivated this persona here and it's hard to get out of sometimes

    That's like being a fatass and saying you've cultivated the mold under your armpit.

    no it's like acting a certain way around certain people and then continuing to act that way though

    but thanks for playing

    if you'd like to know more about moldy fatasses, sarukun should be somewhere in his mother's colon by now

    trust me, there's plenty of room for both of you

    I understand what you were saying.

    The problem is that this is not mutual.

    I am saying that you have cultivated the personality equivalent of mold under an otaku's armpit.

    And the sad thing is that I know you can actually be an interesting person.

    But nope. Gotta be that stanky sumbitch that no one invites to parties cause he'll stink up the joint and awkwardly hit on the asians.

    whoa, hold up now

    i'm the stanky sumbitch that wants to hit on the asians but is too busy repainting the walls with my stomach contents

    Fallout on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Common things people give up:
    Booze
    Caffeine
    Sweets
    Meats (fish not included for some reason)
    Hos
    That devil music and dancin
    Television
    Vidja Games

    Some people I know pledge to eat healthy foods only for lent. Or to go to church/the gym more often (this is what I am going to do).

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    This is the perfect time to quit jerking it and see how long you last.
    Come on now.

    This is about setting realistic goals. :x

    I can't tell you how many times I've said "JERKIN ENDS TODAY" for lent and then about three weeks in I'm all "MOTHERFUCKER"

    The less you do it the easier it becomes.

    Edit: That came out wrong. Oh well.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    I have never had a filet-o-fish, bleeech! :P

    I guess I'm giving up desserts and junk food again.

    GIVE UP YOUR ROCK AND ROLL LIFESTYLE BOGEY

    NO MORE WHITE WOMEN FOR 40 DAYS
    That last part is impossible!

    I don't have a switch for it that I can just toggle. :x Or a dial so that I can change my preference.

    I kinda want one now though... :P

    The penultimate Lent thing to give up, as I have scientifically figure out, is The Rock and Roll Lifestyle.

    No sex. No drugs. No rock and roll.

    If you succeed you have proven the strength of your will.

    Drugs includes booze.

    Sex includes jerkin it.

    that is 110% impossible and you know it

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    fallout i want you to know that as a religious dude, i respect the fact that you are not religious

    it's mutual

    but i've cultivated this persona here and it's hard to get out of sometimes

    That's like being a fatass and saying you've cultivated the mold under your armpit.

    no it's like acting a certain way around certain people and then continuing to act that way though

    but thanks for playing

    if you'd like to know more about moldy fatasses, sarukun should be somewhere in his mother's colon by now

    trust me, there's plenty of room for both of you

    I understand what you were saying.

    The problem is that this is not mutual.

    I am saying that you have cultivated the personality equivalent of mold under an otaku's armpit.

    And the sad thing is that I know you can actually be an interesting person.

    But nope. Gotta be that stanky sumbitch that no one invites to parties cause he'll stink up the joint and awkwardly hit on the asians.

    whoa, hold up now

    i'm the stanky sumbitch that wants to hit on the asians but is too busy repainting the walls with my stomach contents

    You're Sars_boy?

    Munkus Beaver on
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