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  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    ack wrote: »
    There's a forum somewhere that has thousands of posts but only one registered member. You've probably seen it.

    Wait. What?

    Urian on
  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    If you google maregasms this thread comes up as the second result.

    Look what you have done.

    Better thing to look at:

    why did you google maregasms

    He didn't, otherwise he'd know that the second result is an "alternative adult fiction" site.

    We're not even on the first page.

    Google Safe Search perhaps

    Nope. Moderate filtering doesn't change the results, and strict filtering moves instructions for a horse-like masturbatory device to the number two slot.

    laughingfuzzball on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    have you seen the most overplayed things on the internet?

    you should have by now

    http://youshouldhaveseenthis.com/

    Raneados on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    If you google maregasms this thread comes up as the second result.

    Look what you have done.

    Better thing to look at:

    why did you google maregasms

    He didn't, otherwise he'd know that the second result is an "alternative adult fiction" site.

    We're not even on the first page.

    sssss.jpg

    ChicoBlue on
  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    have you seen the most overplayed things on the internet?

    you should have by now

    http://youshouldhaveseenthis.com/

    Oh shit

    Grey Ghost on
  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Urian wrote: »
    ack wrote: »
    There's a forum somewhere that has thousands of posts but only one registered member. You've probably seen it.

    Wait. What?

    It used to be here:

    http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/

    But I guess he took it down. Back when it was up it had...

    Total Posts: 2264
    Total Members: 1

    It was really weird.

    ack on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    If you google maregasms this thread comes up as the second result.

    Look what you have done.

    Better thing to look at:

    why did you google maregasms

    He didn't, otherwise he'd know that the second result is an "alternative adult fiction" site.

    We're not even on the first page.

    sssss.jpg

    yeah that's what i see too

    fuzz did you google maregasm or maregasms?

    the wook on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    If you google maregasms this thread comes up as the second result.

    Look what you have done.

    Better thing to look at:

    why did you google maregasms

    He didn't, otherwise he'd know that the second result is an "alternative adult fiction" site.

    We're not even on the first page.

    sssss.jpg

    awww snap

    Tossrock on
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    BME Pain Olympics and 2 Girls 1 Cup.

    Those two things will lead to our annihilation by an alien race.

    Macro9 on
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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ack wrote: »
    Urian wrote: »
    ack wrote: »
    There's a forum somewhere that has thousands of posts but only one registered member. You've probably seen it.

    Wait. What?

    It used to be here:

    http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/

    But I guess he took it down. Back when it was up it had...

    Total Posts: 2264
    Total Members: 1

    It was really weird.
    were there discussions? Or was it just some guy talking 'bout how many posts he has

    unintentional on
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    This isn't the site I was thinking of but here is one pokemon are real forums

    http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ack wrote: »
    Urian wrote: »
    ack wrote: »
    There's a forum somewhere that has thousands of posts but only one registered member. You've probably seen it.

    Wait. What?

    It used to be here:

    http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/

    But I guess he took it down. Back when it was up it had...

    Total Posts: 2264
    Total Members: 1

    It was really weird.
    were there discussions? Or was it just some guy talking 'bout how many posts he has

    It was like a normal forum, but one guy made all the posts. Posting into a void, and registration was disabled.

    ack on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    A classmate of mine asked our class, "HAY HAS ANYONE SEEN MR. HANDS!? OR HOW ABOUT THE PAIN OLYMPICS?! HURF DURF"

    I yelled at him, like for a good minute, saying how much of a fucking idiot he is and asking what the fuck was wrong with him.

    After everyone shut up I told my teacher exactly why I did so and what was on those things he mentioned.

    "What a moron" he says to me.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    the great g&t exodus has had its hiccups

    some of ya'll dudes is fucking retarded like damn

    Anjin I had the crazy idea of having an SE++ book reading, wherein some forumers would read a chapter or two from a Harry Potter book.

    Want to read Hermione's lines?

    DarkPrimus on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mr. Hands died doing what he loved.

    ChicoBlue on
  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    If you google maregasms this thread comes up as the second result.

    Look what you have done.

    Better thing to look at:

    why did you google maregasms

    He didn't, otherwise he'd know that the second result is an "alternative adult fiction" site.

    We're not even on the first page.

    sssss.jpg

    yeah that's what i see too

    fuzz did you google maregasm or maregasms?

    plurals frighten and confuse me

    laughingfuzzball on
  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    ack wrote: »
    ack wrote: »
    Urian wrote: »
    ack wrote: »
    There's a forum somewhere that has thousands of posts but only one registered member. You've probably seen it.

    Wait. What?

    It used to be here:

    http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/

    But I guess he took it down. Back when it was up it had...

    Total Posts: 2264
    Total Members: 1

    It was really weird.
    were there discussions? Or was it just some guy talking 'bout how many posts he has

    It was like a normal forum, but one guy made all the posts. Posting into a void, and registration was disabled.


    I think I remember reading about that

    it was like, a journal/blog type thing

    if its who i'm thinking about, he had a weird obsession with pokemon and a sexual attraction to nurse joy

    Fabricate on
  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Mr. Hands died doing what he loved.

    laughingfuzzball on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ack wrote: »
    It was like a normal forum, but one guy made all the posts. Posting into a void, and registration was disabled.

    One man, screaming into the darkness

    he would not go gentle into that good night

    Grey Ghost on
  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ack wrote: »
    Urian wrote: »
    ack wrote: »
    There's a forum somewhere that has thousands of posts but only one registered member. You've probably seen it.

    Wait. What?

    It used to be here:

    http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/

    But I guess he took it down. Back when it was up it had...

    Total Posts: 2264
    Total Members: 1

    It was really weird.

    Maybe he just kept banning people or something.

    Or maybe he had MPD

    Pkmoutl on
  • StronginthearmStronginthearm Hi, I'm Liam! with broken glassesRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    The fuck is a maregasm

    DO NOT GOOGLE IT

    I googled it and this thread was the second result. :(

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    psh I urbandictionaried that shit

    I was not impressed

    Raneados on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    A classmate of mine asked our class, "HAY HAS ANYONE SEEN MR. HANDS!? OR HOW ABOUT THE PAIN OLYMPICS?! HURF DURF"

    I yelled at him, like for a good minute, saying how much of a fucking idiot he is and asking what the fuck was wrong with him.

    After everyone shut up I told my teacher exactly why I did so and what was on those things he mentioned.

    "What a moron" he says to me.


    There was one guy at my old ICT class who talked about stuff like that constantly

    I think he eventually got excluded because he circulated an email full of rotten content across the whole school...

    Edcrab on
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    psh I urbandictionaried that shit

    I was not impressed

    Yeah, it's pretty easy to deduce on your own

    Grey Ghost on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    A classmate of mine asked our class, "HAY HAS ANYONE SEEN MR. HANDS!? OR HOW ABOUT THE PAIN OLYMPICS?! HURF DURF"

    I yelled at him, like for a good minute, saying how much of a fucking idiot he is and asking what the fuck was wrong with him.

    After everyone shut up I told my teacher exactly why I did so and what was on those things he mentioned.

    "What a moron" he says to me.


    There was one guy at my old ICT class who talked about stuff like that constantly

    I think he eventually got excluded because he circulated an email full of rotten content across the whole school...

    Back in my cultural anthro class last semester we were talking about some of the poorer Brazilian villages where the women basically have to leave their babies to die if they are sick or weak, because the scarce resources need to be saved for children who will actually be healthy and have a chance of living

    and this one really weird guy made a "prom night dumpster baby" joke and I kinda flew off the handle and told him to shut the hell up

    it was probably an overreaction but that was just totally tasteless

    Grey Ghost on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    the great g&t exodus has had its hiccups

    some of ya'll dudes is fucking retarded like damn

    Anjin I had the crazy idea of having an SE++ book reading, wherein some forumers would read a chapter or two from a Harry Potter book.

    Want to read Hermione's lines?

    if you get something tighter than the idea as is, i could see what i could do

    Calamity Jane on
    twitter https://twitter.com/mperezwritesirl michelle patreon https://www.patreon.com/thatwronglove michelle's comic book from IMAGE COMICS you can order http://a.co/dn5YeUD
  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I mostly just nod and smile awkwardly when people make tasteless, unfunny jokes.

    ack on
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Monkeyfeet on
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    A classmate of mine asked our class, "HAY HAS ANYONE SEEN MR. HANDS!? OR HOW ABOUT THE PAIN OLYMPICS?! HURF DURF"

    I yelled at him, like for a good minute, saying how much of a fucking idiot he is and asking what the fuck was wrong with him.

    After everyone shut up I told my teacher exactly why I did so and what was on those things he mentioned.

    "What a moron" he says to me.


    There was one guy at my old ICT class who talked about stuff like that constantly

    I think he eventually got excluded because he circulated an email full of rotten content across the whole school...

    Back in my cultural anthro class last semester we were talking about some of the poorer Brazilian villages where the women basically have to leave their babies to die if they are sick or weak, because the scarce resources need to be saved for children who will actually be healthy and have a chance of living

    and this one really weird guy made a "prom night dumpster baby" joke and I kinda flew off the handle and told him to shut the hell up

    it was probably an overreaction but that was just totally tasteless

    Ahhh yes the kind of people who are always on hand to mention things like coathangers or overdosing in the worst possible contexts and timings and who then try and claim they didn't mean it "in that sense"

    Sure, I bet you meant you were organising your wardrobe during a sugar rush you tasteless asshat

    Edcrab on
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    A classmate of mine asked our class, "HAY HAS ANYONE SEEN MR. HANDS!? OR HOW ABOUT THE PAIN OLYMPICS?! HURF DURF"

    I yelled at him, like for a good minute, saying how much of a fucking idiot he is and asking what the fuck was wrong with him.

    After everyone shut up I told my teacher exactly why I did so and what was on those things he mentioned.

    "What a moron" he says to me.


    There was one guy at my old ICT class who talked about stuff like that constantly

    I think he eventually got excluded because he circulated an email full of rotten content across the whole school...

    Back in my cultural anthro class last semester we were talking about some of the poorer Brazilian villages where the women basically have to leave their babies to die if they are sick or weak, because the scarce resources need to be saved for children who will actually be healthy and have a chance of living

    and this one really weird guy made a "prom night dumpster baby" joke and I kinda flew off the handle and told him to shut the hell up

    it was probably an overreaction but that was just totally tasteless

    Ahhh yes the kind of people who are always on hand to mention things like coathangers or overdosing in the worst possible contexts and timings and who then try and claim they didn't mean it "in that sense"

    Sure, I bet you meant you were organising your wardrobe during a sugar rush you tasteless asshat

    This guy also tried to make an "OVER 9000" joke (I forget the context) later that class period

    and the girl behind me was enough of a nerd to know what that was, but not enough to think it was funny, and this time she told him to shut the hell up

    Grey Ghost on
  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    A classmate of mine asked our class, "HAY HAS ANYONE SEEN MR. HANDS!? OR HOW ABOUT THE PAIN OLYMPICS?! HURF DURF"

    I yelled at him, like for a good minute, saying how much of a fucking idiot he is and asking what the fuck was wrong with him.

    After everyone shut up I told my teacher exactly why I did so and what was on those things he mentioned.

    "What a moron" he says to me.


    There was one guy at my old ICT class who talked about stuff like that constantly

    I think he eventually got excluded because he circulated an email full of rotten content across the whole school...

    Back in my cultural anthro class last semester we were talking about some of the poorer Brazilian villages where the women basically have to leave their babies to die if they are sick or weak, because the scarce resources need to be saved for children who will actually be healthy and have a chance of living

    and this one really weird guy made a "prom night dumpster baby" joke and I kinda flew off the handle and told him to shut the hell up

    it was probably an overreaction but that was just totally tasteless

    Ahhh yes the kind of people who are always on hand to mention things like coathangers or overdosing in the worst possible contexts and timings and who then try and claim they didn't mean it "in that sense"

    Sure, I bet you meant you were organising your wardrobe during a sugar rush you tasteless asshat

    This guy also tried to make an "OVER 9000" joke (I forget the context) later that class period

    and the girl behind me was enough of a nerd to know what that was, but not enough to think it was funny, and this time she told him to shut the hell up

    I signed up for a comp sci course in high school this year and dropped it the first day because of a 4chan-in-real-life person. I guess that's what I get for taking nerd-courses

    unintentional on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sara Lynn on
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I had a Digital literature class last semester and we had to keep up a blog with three other people in the class. One of the kids in my group tried to name our blog "I hear you liek Mudkips"

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I had a Digital literature class last semester and we had to keep up a blog with three other people in the class. One of the kids in my group tried to name our blog "I hear you liek Mudkips"

    Funny story, I heard from a mutual friend that you like mudkips Monkeyfeet.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That is a damned lie who would tell you such a thing

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    That is a damned lie who would tell you such a thing

    A MUTUAL FRIEND WHO WOULD PREFER TO REMAIN UNNAMED.

    EDIT: I lied I made it all up can you ever forgive me

    unintentional on
  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Is everyone else still reading the pokemon-thing?

    unintentional on
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'll let it go this time.

    Sometimes I think that it would have sucked being in college before the internet existed because reading books for information sucks. But then again I would have probably never known what yiffing was if I grew up in the 70s

    Monkeyfeet on
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »

    Ahhh yes the kind of people who are always on hand to mention things like coathangers or overdosing in the worst possible contexts and timings and who then try and claim they didn't mean it "in that sense"

    Sure, I bet you meant you were organising your wardrobe during a sugar rush you tasteless asshat

    This guy also tried to make an "OVER 9000" joke (I forget the context) later that class period

    and the girl behind me was enough of a nerd to know what that was, but not enough to think it was funny, and this time she told him to shut the hell up

    I once went to a bar and a very vague acquaintance kept making "how do I shot web" jokes all throughout the night

    It was my own goddamn fault because somehow that phrase cropped up in conversation because someone else was discussing Spiderman 2 and I was stupid enough to mention that I'd been a reg at the Natural Selection forums when it all first started.

    And this guy basically continued to make horrible meme related "jokes" (by which I mean he just kept saying it in response to everything) even though we were in mixed company with people nobody knew all that well

    Eventually we told him to give it a fucking rest and he sulked and said he wasn't going to stick around if that's how we felt and the look of relief on the new people's faces was practically ripped straight from a cartoon, they looked like they'd been warned of a nuclear strike and then told it was actually an airdrop of candy

    Edcrab on
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