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JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
edited February 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    howdy, [chat]

    oh shi--

    what did I do? :P

    Well we were having a discussion on philosophy and a bunch of people were like "GOOD THING POLDY AIN'T HERE 'CUZ HE'D BE TALKIN' BIG WORDS" and ding-dang-doodle, here you are!

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    McGoohan sounds like some sort of ethnic slur.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    man I drank a six pack of magic hat aint no way I'm saying shit that can come back to haunt me right now

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    man I drank a six pack of magic hat aint no way I'm saying shit that can come back to haunt me right now

    You make me sad.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh god, I can't get my pajama pants on because they are still tied from when the girl wore them and I can't undo the knot...

    My she has a slender waist...

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I would like to announce that I have started a charity, "Magic Hat for Podly."

    I accept debit or credit. No checks!

    --

    Inq: I would hate you but my girlfriend was recently talking about how her bridesmaid outfit was so huge because she was a size 2 and not a size 4.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Oh god, I can't get my pajama pants on because they are still tied from when they girl wore them and I can't undo the knot...

    My she has a slender waist...

    For some reason, I find this hilarious.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    man I drank a six pack of magic hat aint no way I'm saying shit that can come back to haunt me right now

    uh oh!

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2009
    With crazy girl out of town Elki asks for models on his FB status, without sending messages to specific people. Result: success!

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I just glanced over a few pages and the only thing I will say is that people really need to understand Descartes better

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Oh god, I can't get my pajama pants on because they are still tied from when the girl wore them and I can't undo the knot...

    My she has a slender waist...

    My ex girlfriend would often wear pairs of my jammie pants before i took the jammie pants off her.

    ugh.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My sex partner recently cloned herself and then was sorry that there was not four of her to pleasure me boo hoo hoo.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    I just glanced over a few pages and the only thing I will say is that people really need to understand Descartes better

    Alternatively: Fish more.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Wooo I now have pants on!

    Gim: I didn't sleep with her. :P

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    I just glanced over a few pages and the only thing I will say is that people really need to understand Descartes better

    I know that I am understanding Descartes correctly because a loving god would not let me be mistaken about such things.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Oh god, I can't get my pajama pants on because they are still tied from when the girl wore them and I can't undo the knot...

    My she has a slender waist...

    When I read this post I said, out loud, "shut the fuck up" before I could catch myself.

    It was a kind-spirited "shut the fuck up", but it was STFU all the same.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    man I drank a six pack of magic hat aint no way I'm saying shit that can come back to haunt me right now

    Answer me this, have you ever pretended to read a book you didn't? You can't lie to me!

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2009
    That clip is pure awesome.

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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    you know what sucks
    studying supreme court cases
    especially stupid illogical ones

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    And then my sex goat was all "Oh, what if I'm not a good enough sex goat?" and that gave me grief.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh shhhit. My average post count finally breached twenty a day. Now my pants are padlocked and they're never coming off.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    man I drank a six pack of magic hat aint no way I'm saying shit that can come back to haunt me right now

    Answer me this, have you ever pretended to read a book you didn't? You can't lie to me!

    oh totally

    for instance, one time I told this girl I'd read No Logo just to shut her up

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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    man I drank a six pack of magic hat aint no way I'm saying shit that can come back to haunt me right now

    Answer me this, have you ever pretended to read a book you didn't? You can't lie to me!

    oh totally

    for instance, one time I told this girl I'd read No Logo just to shut her up

    I approve of this.
    The Shock Doctrine is really good, though.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Oh shhhit. My average post count finally breached twenty a day. Now my pants are padlocked and they're never coming off.

    HaHA! I still haven't breached 15, slightly-bigger loser.

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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Movie night was good this week. Bill & Ted 2.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Oh god, I can't get my pajama pants on because they are still tied from when the girl wore them and I can't undo the knot...

    My she has a slender waist...

    Wait wait wait.

    How did she get them off if they are still tied?

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Wait wait wait.

    How did she get them off if they are still tied?

    The same way I can slip out of my pants without unbuttoning them?

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited February 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    That clip is pure awesome.

    You have the best taste!

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Oh god, I can't get my pajama pants on because they are still tied from when the girl wore them and I can't undo the knot...

    My she has a slender waist...

    Wait wait wait.

    How did she get them off if they are still tied?

    I guess she didn't tighten them super tight? Which makes her even more slender than my previous calculations...

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Wait wait wait.

    How did she get them off if they are still tied?

    The same way I can slip out of my pants without unbuttoning them?

    Ok, I have no ass but i still have to unbutton my pants.

    Edit: To take them off.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    man I drank a six pack of magic hat aint no way I'm saying shit that can come back to haunt me right now

    Answer me this, have you ever pretended to read a book you didn't? You can't lie to me!

    oh totally

    for instance, one time I told this girl I'd read No Logo just to shut her up

    Heh, I actually read that. It's pretty good if you can stand the hippiness.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Man, even if I know a girl well I still feel like a creepy stalker looking through their facebook pictures.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Quizzy, let's trade lives. I can hang out with small-waisted girls, and you can translate shit into Spanish.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh Galt, you so good

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Man, even if I know a girl well I still feel like a creepy stalker looking through their facebook pictures.

    That's because you're printing them and cutting the eyes out, though.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Quizzy, let's trade lives. I can hang out with small-waisted girls, and you can translate shit into Spanish.

    Alright, but you also get to be unemployed, running out of money, living at home, bruised and scabbed, with your best friend gone and most of your friends having left and generally be rather lonely and sort of maybe even depressed.

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Man, even if I know a girl well I still feel like a creepy stalker looking through their facebook pictures.

    I refuse to believe that facebook was created for any other reason.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    fuck

    I'm 2k away from 20,000 posts

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Quizzy, let's trade lives. I can hang out with small-waisted girls, and you can translate shit into Spanish.

    I'll trade too. I can hang out with small-waisted girls and you can write bullshit.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Ok, I have no ass but i still have to unbutton my pants.

    Edit: To take them off.

    That's because you are malformed.

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