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Downloading on BitTorrent

PopeCosgrovePopeCosgrove Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Social Entropy++
Why is the file not instantly in my computer when I use BitTorrent? Is the wire not big enough hold the file and send it instantly, or is it because computers are magical and make no sense to me or any other sane person? I am sitting here stoned trying to figure this out, and it is making no sense.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    herm

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bad idea

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    PopeCosgrovePopeCosgrove Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    What's a bad idea and what does herm mean? This doesn't answer my question.

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    93. Love is the law, love under will.
    Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    now why would you be using BitTorrent, young man

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    Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Because you're getting the file bit by bit from several people?

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    alt

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bad idea because this thread will likely be locked.

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    PopeCosgrovePopeCosgrove Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    Because you're getting the file bit by bit from several people?

    Why don't I just get the whole file instantly from one person?

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    Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
    -Aleister Crowley, Liber Al vel Legis
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    LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It's probably because you don't have enough seeds or everyone has capped their upload speed.

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    PopeCosgrovePopeCosgrove Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    All right, pretend I know nothing about computers and downloading. Because I don't. Now....explain!

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    Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i am just sitting here, trying to decipher the meaning of "is the wire not big enough hold the file and send it instantly"

    damn bro don't you know to use bittorrents you need a wire at least 6 inches in diameter

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    Because you're getting the file bit by bit from several people?

    Why don't I just get the whole file instantly from one person?

    you need a bigger tube for that

    you have a little tube so he has to send the file in little pieces

    it takes so long because he has to tear it up first

    and then your PC has to reassemble it, so make sure you have a reassembler handy

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i am just sitting here, trying to decipher the meaning of "is the wire not big enough hold the file and send it instantly"

    damn bro don't you know to use bittorrents you need a wire at least 6 inches in diameter

    you'll need plural wires

    about nineteen

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I am sitting here stoned
    I think this was the key part of the post

    don't do things like this when you're high, man.

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    LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    What if I am using WiFi on an airplane?

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    where is the internet stored

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    PopeCosgrovePopeCosgrove Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    I am sitting here stoned
    I think this was the key part of the post

    don't do things like this when you're high, man.

    It's quite a mind bender, though.

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    93. Love is the law, love under will.
    Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
    -Aleister Crowley, Liber Al vel Legis
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    All right, pretend I know nothing about computers and downloading. Because I don't. Now....explain!

    Why should I?

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    If it is porn you are downloading, the reason the Lord is making it take so long is because the longer you tug it in anticipate of the video, the more wonderful and full the load will be when you finally watch the video and nut.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    your problem is that you don't have enough cheetos.

    i think you really want cheetos. like right now

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    look at these motherfuckers. look at them! so delicious.

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    LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    where is the internet stored

    On a Hard disk that sits upon the back of a turtle, and below that turtle is another turtle with a hard drive on it's back. This repeats forever ad infinitum. Turtles all the way down.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    hey guys how do I get more megahertz on this sucker

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fandy alt.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    where is the internet stored

    Al Gore's secret lair in the north pole right next to the cryogenically frozen Hitler

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    TasteicleTasteicle Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    They're called fingers but I aint never seen them fing. man

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    your problem is that you don't have enough cheetos.

    i think you really want cheetos. like right now

    cheetos!.jpg

    look at these motherfuckers. look at them! so delicious.

    why is the coke circled too?

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    because Coke is also delicious

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Centi what is your av/sig from

    I recognise it but I don't know what it is

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Tasteicle wrote: »
    They're called fingers but I aint never seen them fing. man

    Oh wow you're right. Oh wait, -- there they go :D

    Centipede's av/sig is Wybie from coraline

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    it's from Coraline

    why haven't you seen Coraline yet

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Leanna and I just watched Redbelt and like five minutes in, Leanna is like "why is everyone talking like that?"

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    they were talking like that because David Mamet is awesome

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    is this thread really 2 pages?

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    This is a poor attempt at the "Where is the internet stored" thread

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    the internet is actually stored in an old grain silo in Wyoming

    things to know

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Chet Frank: Ah, but you train people to fight.
    Mike Terry: No, I train people to prevail.

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    WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    your problem is that you don't have enough cheetos.

    i think you really want cheetos. like right now

    download1n.jpg

    look at these motherfuckers. look at them! so delicious.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jktSryeS6js

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    heehee

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    pope what are downloading?

    If it's music you have to have a blank disc in the cd drive

    If it's a video remember to have a blank tape in the VCR

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    your problem is that you don't have enough cheetos.

    i think you really want cheetos. like right now

    red fuckin cheetos

    look at these motherfuckers. look at them! so delicious.

    these will make your poop red bro

    also spicy

    spicy red poop that you do not want

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