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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I have given her those

    And eKisses, and eSnuggles, and eComfort of all eShapes and eSizes

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You know, I've dated a stripper, a prostitute, a phone sex operator, a pro dominatrix, and a girl who did porn movies.

    Does that mean I've collected a complete set of sex workers?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I don't block visiblehowl.

    Quid on
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    I need to clean my sister's house for her. This box of Cheez-its expired six months ago.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Res wrote: »
    I need to clean my sister's house for her. This box of Cheez-its expired six months ago.

    Cheez-Its don't really expire per se.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I don't do any ething.

    RonTheDM on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I don't do any ething.

    I like doing e things.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    You know, I've dated a stripper, a prostitute, a phone sex operator, a pro dominatrix, and a girl who did porn movies.

    Does that mean I've collected a complete set of sex workers?

    Not until you've dipped into the Thailand dating pool.

    Incenjucar on
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Jesus Christ playing Oblivion on the 360 is impossible. The rats in the tutorial keep killing me. It's not the controls or anything. They just apparently decided to make them super-rats on the 360 version.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    I don't block visiblehowl.

    Damn straight.

    Nothing blocks my cock from penetrating your ass.

    Hi I'm Vee! on
    vRyue2p.png
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I have given her those

    And eKisses, and eSnuggles, and eComfort of all eShapes and eSizes

    I hate that feeling. like you want to help, desperately want to comfort, but you can't do any more than you are and it isn't helping...

    *ehugs*

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I have escaped via my patented I'M SO TIRED I BETTER GO

    I HOPE YOU FIGURE THIS OUT LOVE

    HEARTS <3

    GOODNIGHT

    *flee*

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    I don't block visiblehowl.

    Damn straight.

    Nothing blocks my cock from penetrating your ass.

    i thought you were the bottom...

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    I don't block visiblehowl.

    Damn straight.

    Nothing blocks my cock from penetrating your ass.

    i thought you were the bottom...
    I'm a switch.

    Hi I'm Vee! on
    vRyue2p.png
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    You know, I've dated a stripper, a prostitute, a phone sex operator, a pro dominatrix, and a girl who did porn movies.

    Does that mean I've collected a complete set of sex workers?

    Not until you've dipped into the Thailand dating pool.

    Oh fuck that.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Res wrote: »
    Jesus Christ playing Oblivion on the 360 is impossible. The rats in the tutorial keep killing me. It's not the controls or anything. They just apparently decided to make them super-rats on the 360 version.

    Apparently the game difficulty is set three quarters to the right by default for some reason. That's better.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    You know, I've dated a stripper, a prostitute, a phone sex operator, a pro dominatrix, and a girl who did porn movies.

    Does that mean I've collected a complete set of sex workers?

    Not until you've dipped into the Thailand dating pool.

    Oh fuck that.

    :winky: ?

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I have escaped via my patented I'M SO TIRED I BETTER GO

    I HOPE YOU FIGURE THIS OUT LOVE

    HEARTS <3

    GOODNIGHT

    *flee*

    You're a lying liar who lies.

    RonTheDM on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I have given her those

    And eKisses, and eSnuggles, and eComfort of all eShapes and eSizes

    I hate that feeling. like you want to help, desperately want to comfort, but you can't do any more than you are and it isn't helping...

    *ehugs*
    aww

    the truth is I have done all that for her, and that is how I felt about her for a very long time

    and then it just got ridiculous and I reaaalllyyy don't want to get roped into playing sympathizer anymore cause

    At least this is a case of the "Maybe he's just not that into you"s and not "He is raping you and using you and emotionally draining you WHY ARE YOU STILL WITH HIM ALSO TOO MANY DRUGS AND ALCOHOL PLEASE STOP" like before

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I couldn't get into Oblivion.

    Probably because it started me off in a dungeon killing rats while some dude babbled incoherently about my Great Destiny(tm).

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh shit she's alive and doing things oh thank all the dark things that dwell. <3<3<3

    Incenjucar on
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    I couldn't get into Oblivion.

    Probably because it started me off in a dungeon killing rats while some dude babbled incoherently about my Great Destiny(tm).

    I hate main quests. When Tarranon was playing James Keenan and I both gave similar sentiments regarding the dreadful Great Destiny and had a mini-circle jerk about how great a Morrowind style game without any main quest would be.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I have given her those

    And eKisses, and eSnuggles, and eComfort of all eShapes and eSizes

    I hate that feeling. like you want to help, desperately want to comfort, but you can't do any more than you are and it isn't helping...

    *ehugs*
    aww

    the truth is I have done all that for her, and that is how I felt about her for a very long time

    and then it just got ridiculous and I reaaalllyyy don't want to get roped into playing sympathizer anymore cause

    At least this is a case of the "Maybe he's just not that into you"s and not "He is raping you and using you and emotionally draining you WHY ARE YOU STILL WITH HIM ALSO TOO MANY DRUGS AND ALCOHOL PLEASE STOP" like before

    :(

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Also, she's in Baltimore, and I'm here, so I can't show up at her door anymore with a mug of hot cocoa and actual hugs, which, while useless, make me feel like i'm doing something

    Also cause, hot cocoa is like, magic-make-problems-go-away-juice, right

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I was like, "Goodbye" and you were like "NOOO WAAAY" and I was all like "we pretended we were going to murder you" That was great...

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm sorry, Hakkekage. You have all my sympathy.

    it sounds like you're a good friend for her, but she ultimately has to figure it out for herself.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Res wrote: »
    Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I was like, "Goodbye" and you were like "NOOO WAAAY" and I was all like "we pretended we were going to murder you" That was great...

    Did you just stuff that Aperture Science Thing-We-Don't-Know-What-It-Does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm sorry, Hakkekage. You have all my sympathy.

    it sounds like you're a good friend for her, but she ultimately has to figure it out for herself.
    No, I'm not. I was! I duck and cover and offer platitudes now rather than try and help anymore. I think I'm jaded.

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Also, she's in Baltimore, and I'm here, so I can't show up at her door anymore with a mug of hot cocoa and actual hugs, which, while useless, make me feel like i'm doing something

    Also cause, hot cocoa is like, magic-make-problems-go-away-juice, right

    *moar ehugs and ecuddles*

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hey, QoS works on my router! Yay!

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I was like, "Goodbye" and you were like "NOOO WAAAY" and I was all like "we pretended we were going to murder you" That was great...

    Did you just stuff that Aperture Science Thing-We-Don't-Know-What-It-Does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?

    Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm sorry, Hakkekage. You have all my sympathy.

    it sounds like you're a good friend for her, but she ultimately has to figure it out for herself.
    No, I'm not. I was! I duck and cover and offer platitudes now rather than try and help anymore. I think I'm jaded.

    There isn't much you can do in your position. Don't be so hard on yourself, Hakks...

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I am gonna watch one more episode of 30 Rock

    This had better make me tired enough to go to sleep because this insomnia is getting out of hand

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Goddammit my heart is trying to explode why is happiness trying to kill me

    Incenjucar on
  • YellowhammerYellowhammer Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I am gonna watch one more episode of 30 Rock

    This had better make me tired enough to go to sleep because this insomnia is getting out of hand

    Please let it be the one with the tracy jordan meat machine...


    please please please

    or the one with paul ruben. Classic

    Yellowhammer on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I am going to sleep too. goodnight [chat]

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    tried to watch some of 30 Rock last night. I don't get why it's so popular, it seemed kinda shite.

    BobCesca on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Res wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I was like, "Goodbye" and you were like "NOOO WAAAY" and I was all like "we pretended we were going to murder you" That was great...

    Did you just stuff that Aperture Science Thing-We-Don't-Know-What-It-Does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?

    Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?

    I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you... which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here. I'll put you on. "Hellllllooooo!" That's you! That's how dumb you sound!

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I'm sorry, Hakkekage. You have all my sympathy.

    it sounds like you're a good friend for her, but she ultimately has to figure it out for herself.
    No, I'm not. I was! I duck and cover and offer platitudes now rather than try and help anymore. I think I'm jaded.

    There isn't much you can do in your position. Don't be so hard on yourself, Hakks...

    It's true, there really isn't. Except to listen to her, which you're already doing.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    QoS is awesome you guys.

    I'm like totally eating all my bandwidth in the background right now and the forums are as zippy as ever.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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