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EEARGRHH I'M JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT AND SPRING IS IN THE AIR!!!! SPRING IS THE SEASON FOR SLAM-DANCING AND SLAM-ROMANCING (BOTH) AND I AM THE KING OF THEM!!!!
OUR SENIOR PROM IS THIS WEEKEND AND I AM JUST A SOPHOMORE (LOL) BUT I STILL GOT INVITED BY A GIRL!!!!! HER NAME IS JULIA SWENEY AND SHE IS IN MY GYM CLASS I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE SHE ASKED ME!!!! SHE IS VERY PRETTY AND VERY SMART AND WHEN DONALD JOLINSKY CSAW US HOLDING HANDS IN THE CAFETERIA HE CALLED HER A "HORSE-FACE" AND I WAS LIKE "PLEASE EXCUSE ME JULIA YOUR MADEN EYES SHOULD NOT SEE WHAT I MUST DO TO RECLAIM YOUR HONOR"
AND SO AFTER I BODYSLAMMED HIM A FEW TIMES I CALLED JULIA OVER AND SAID "OKAY DONALD DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO JULIA" BUT HE COULDN'T TALK ANY MORE BECAUSE HE WAS JUST A HEAP OF SPLATTERED GUTS SO I SLAPPED THE PILE OF BLOODY PULP A FEW TIMES TO MAKE THE ORGANS MAKE SQUISHING NOISES THAT SOUNDED LIKE "SORRY JULIA YOUR HOT AND IM A FAG" AND JUILA SAID IT WAS GREAT THAT I STOOD UP TO BULLIES LIKE DONALD AND SHE LOVED ME AND MAYBE WE SHOULD GET MARRIED
I CANT WAIT TO GET MARRIED!!! WE'RE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER (SHE IS A GIRL AND I AM UNSTOPPALB)E
I WILL UPDATE AFTER PROM ON SUNDAY AND LET YOU GUYS KNOW HOW I MADE OUT ( AND I DO MEAN "MADE OUT" ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-d
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I DON'T FIND ANYTHING FUNNY UNLESS IT'S IN JAPANESE, ISN'T THAT RIGHT SAM
Kind of like how people say Bette Davis eyes.
He means eyes that look like John Madden's eyes.