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I'VE GOT A GF!!!!!

JuGGerNAUT33JuGGerNAUT33 __BANNED USERS new member
edited March 2009 in Games and Technology
EEARGRHH I'M JUGGERNAUT THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT AND SPRING IS IN THE AIR!!!! SPRING IS THE SEASON FOR SLAM-DANCING AND SLAM-ROMANCING (BOTH) AND I AM THE KING OF THEM!!!!

OUR SENIOR PROM IS THIS WEEKEND AND I AM JUST A SOPHOMORE (LOL) BUT I STILL GOT INVITED BY A GIRL!!!!! HER NAME IS JULIA SWENEY AND SHE IS IN MY GYM CLASS I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE SHE ASKED ME!!!! SHE IS VERY PRETTY AND VERY SMART AND WHEN DONALD JOLINSKY CSAW US HOLDING HANDS IN THE CAFETERIA HE CALLED HER A "HORSE-FACE" AND I WAS LIKE "PLEASE EXCUSE ME JULIA YOUR MADEN EYES SHOULD NOT SEE WHAT I MUST DO TO RECLAIM YOUR HONOR"

AND SO AFTER I BODYSLAMMED HIM A FEW TIMES I CALLED JULIA OVER AND SAID "OKAY DONALD DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO JULIA" BUT HE COULDN'T TALK ANY MORE BECAUSE HE WAS JUST A HEAP OF SPLATTERED GUTS SO I SLAPPED THE PILE OF BLOODY PULP A FEW TIMES TO MAKE THE ORGANS MAKE SQUISHING NOISES THAT SOUNDED LIKE "SORRY JULIA YOUR HOT AND IM A FAG" AND JUILA SAID IT WAS GREAT THAT I STOOD UP TO BULLIES LIKE DONALD AND SHE LOVED ME AND MAYBE WE SHOULD GET MARRIED

I CANT WAIT TO GET MARRIED!!! WE'RE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER (SHE IS A GIRL AND I AM UNSTOPPALB)E

I WILL UPDATE AFTER PROM ON SUNDAY AND LET YOU GUYS KNOW HOW I MADE OUT ( AND I DO MEAN "MADE OUT" ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-d

JUGGERNAUT
THE EVIL SUPERMUTANT

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  • EliminationElimination Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Um...what the hell are "Maden eyes" and why is this even posted here. This isn't even funny. This is just going to get locked or deleted.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  • JuGGerNAUT33JuGGerNAUT33 __BANNED USERS new member
    edited March 2009
    Um...what the hell are "Maden eyes" and why is this even posted here. This isn't even funny. This is just going to get locked or deleted.

    I DON'T FIND ANYTHING FUNNY UNLESS IT'S IN JAPANESE, ISN'T THAT RIGHT SAM

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I like the cut of your jib, Mr. NAUT33

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    It was funnier before he replied.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I think he means Madden eyes.

    Kind of like how people say Bette Davis eyes.

    He means eyes that look like John Madden's eyes.

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