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A Thread That Contains No Pie Whatsoever

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Maybe it's a frozen or custard pie, and it's got to set up?

    tofu chocolate dream pie

    tofu pie? whaaaaaaaaat

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Are you going to ask the pie's father for its hand in marriage (to your mouth)

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    vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I used to work in a kitchen which made tofu chocolate dream pies for vegans. You might not even know if no one told you it was tofu. Also it is incredibly easy to make.

    I'm not a vegan but sometimes I like to expand my pie horizons. The sky is the limit when it come to delicious pie.

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wait why would you put tofu in a dessert I thought it was a crappy meat substitute

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    vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    let go of your tofu stereotype for the love of pie!

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i just had 3 slices of strawberry cheesecake. i'm going to be sick.

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    are these pies?

    If not, gonna hafta go with pumpkin pie.

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Those look like calzones

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    pizza pie

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    they are jamaican beef pattie things

    they are like little meat pies

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    dang dude, are those empanadas? i can eat about a dozen of those in one sitting

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    they had apple/artichoke empanadas at a party I was at last night, they were neat

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    my mom makes empanadas thats basically ground beef and potato and delicious flavor and the best things ever.

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ok but what if you put apple in them

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    hey now, whoa now, that may be too delicious

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    hey now, whoa now, that may be too delicious

    Do we have to get the government to regulate this sort of thing?

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    then you'd have to sanction taco bell and their 99 cent caramel apple empanada

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    baseball players injecting straight delicious to get more homers

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    then you'd have to sanction taco bell and their 99 cent caramel apple empanada

    We're saying beef potato apple pastry. Are you in?

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    My grandfather used to say:

    "There are two good kinds of pie...hot and cold"

    truer words have never been spoken

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Would fish pie be any good? My gut is saying no, but that's because I don't really like fish. I do like pie.

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    maybe if the pie crust was like a spring roll type crust and the fillings consisted of fish and maybe some sweet-spicy sauce with vegetables and stuff. I could see that being good

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    fruit pies are for old ladies anyway

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    Rock Lobster!Rock Lobster! Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    As a whole, I like pie more than cake, but good fucking god tiramisu is delicious.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited March 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
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    The world's finest cake is about as good as middle-of-the-road diner pie

    god this is so unbelievably not correct

    Pip and I agree without any qualification on something

    it has to be right

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    If you don't like fish, I'm betting you won't like fish pie!

    But seriously, in my opinion fish pie is an okay thing... the problem I seemed to have with it (back when I ate fish) was that the choice of seafood and broth was difficult to do well. I am of the opinion that cream sauces are too heavy for most flaky fish, and that was what always ended up being the constituent parts of the fish pies I saw.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    can pies be filled with soup?

    I could see a fish pie filled with a green onion and mushroom soup or something

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Thats just soup in a bread bowl.

    And with that, I bid you all good night.

    Pie-filled dreams await

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ok but what if you put apple in them

    real people empanadas have raisins

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    well, fish pies seem like a pretty unconventional thing as is

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    dude fish pie is amazing

    in a cheesy, creamy mornay sauce with diced vegetables

    a great way to make fish of questionable quality totally delicious.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I think actual soup would be just this side of too watery, and would destroy delicious flaky pie crusts. But I mean, you could probably still make a green onion and mushroom filling using the chicken-pot-pie model. And prebaking the crust would help.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You can get soup dumplings

    The soup is pre made and frozen, then the dumpling is formed around the frozen soup

    and then the whole dumpling is steamed

    and while the dumpling firms up and becomes strong, the soup melts inside and is hot by the time you eat it by biting a hole in the top and sucking the soup out.

    delicious.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    so soup pies are not wholly out of the question

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Thanks to science, apparently not!

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i love lemon meringue.

    That is all I hve to add to this conversation, other than the obvious statement of desire for said pie.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    anytime math and baking come together, I am a happy person

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    then you'd have to sanction taco bell and their 99 cent caramel apple empanada

    We're saying beef potato apple pastry. Are you in?

    Hrmm...kinda close to mince meat. Add currents (white raisins) and I'm in.
    As a whole, I like pie more than cake, but good fucking god tiramisu is delicious.

    WINNER!

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    You can get soup dumplings

    The soup is pre made and frozen, then the dumpling is formed around the frozen soup

    and then the whole dumpling is steamed

    and while the dumpling firms up and becomes strong, the soup melts inside and is hot by the time you eat it by biting a hole in the top and sucking the soup out.

    delicious.

    xiao long bao are amazingly good

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    Rock Lobster!Rock Lobster! Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Staxeon wrote: »
    then you'd have to sanction taco bell and their 99 cent caramel apple empanada

    We're saying beef potato apple pastry. Are you in?

    Hrmm...kinda close to mince meat. Add currents (white raisins) and I'm in.
    As a whole, I like pie more than cake, but good fucking god tiramisu is delicious.

    WINNER!

    What do I win? What do I win?

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