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What is the worst pain you have ever felt?
DrIanMalcolm
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Was it falling off of a cliff?
Cutting off your arm to escape the clutches of a boulder?
A broken heart?
Mine happened a few years ago. At the time I was using a new type of contact lens solution that made my eyes less itchy (I would rub them constantly in my sleep). This solution was unique in that, if you got some dust or whatever on one of your lenses, you couldn't just wrinse it in the solution and put it back. You had to put it in this special case, pour the solution in, and let it sit for six hours before you could even put it back on.
Now at the time of the incident, I had been using the solution for a month or two. I woke up in the morning for school and went into the bathroom to put on my contacts. I put the first one in, then the second one, but something's on that one and it's irritating so, in my just-woken-up grozziness, I take the contact out, rinse it in the solution, then put it back on my eye.
I thought I was going blind. The pain was indescribable and I immediately put my eye under the faucet and turned on the water. My eye wouldn't open so I had to pry it with my fingers and try to take the contact out. At first I thought the contact was fused to my eye (which was absolutely horrifying), but after a minute I managed to get it out, and kept the water running on my eye for two more minutes.
The pain went away after an hour, and my eye was red for the next two days.
This is probably pretty tame compared to you guys
Cutting off your arm to escape the clutches of a boulder?
A broken heart?
Mine happened a few years ago. At the time I was using a new type of contact lens solution that made my eyes less itchy (I would rub them constantly in my sleep). This solution was unique in that, if you got some dust or whatever on one of your lenses, you couldn't just wrinse it in the solution and put it back. You had to put it in this special case, pour the solution in, and let it sit for six hours before you could even put it back on.
Now at the time of the incident, I had been using the solution for a month or two. I woke up in the morning for school and went into the bathroom to put on my contacts. I put the first one in, then the second one, but something's on that one and it's irritating so, in my just-woken-up grozziness, I take the contact out, rinse it in the solution, then put it back on my eye.
I thought I was going blind. The pain was indescribable and I immediately put my eye under the faucet and turned on the water. My eye wouldn't open so I had to pry it with my fingers and try to take the contact out. At first I thought the contact was fused to my eye (which was absolutely horrifying), but after a minute I managed to get it out, and kept the water running on my eye for two more minutes.
The pain went away after an hour, and my eye was red for the next two days.
This is probably pretty tame compared to you guys
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I mean MY DICK IN YOUR ASS etc
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
broken heaaart
being lied to about a rape
or nearly being beaten to death
that the pain is really intense for the first like 3 weeks
but the fourth week of having your pectoral muscles heal up
its such a wonderful pain
god its so good
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
when I was about 3 I was in a car accident that put a huge scar on my head and knee, but I was pretty much unconscious for most of it. Hurt like hell for months after.
horrific physical pain and excessive embarrassment!
hydrogen peroxide in the eye is pretty bad, man
the incision on my dick artery
that is the worst pain
and that shit doesnt heal properly
having a lack of analgesia, it hurt. a lot.
especially when they had to help me sit up to reposition it
then they gave me the morphine button and all was well
a camping trip that involved walking around springfield, illinois for an entire day
I still get them weekly, but not to that extent anymore
damn, I've done that by accident. you use it regularly?
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
Sure for someone who lives a completely uneventful life in the suburbs.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
so its likes urgery 3 day bad trip come out of it excessive pain and scared as hell from 3 day bad trip
I almost did what you did once, but I glanced at the bottle of solution and saw the big red letters that said "DO NOT RINSE LENS WITH SOLUTION"
eight grade was not a good year for me
Not everybody is a vigilante
Number 1: My vasectomy. 5...FIVE fucking needles to the sack. One at the puncture site, two through my sack into each vas. I almost punched the doctor.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
No bone breaking can psychologically fuck with me the way watching my skin melting on my hand as the flames blinked out fucked with me.
abloo bloo bloo
i've had some problem with my foot for a couple years though where if I flex it in a certain way for more than a split second it locks up completely and hurts enormously
like, I've felt more painful things, but this is WAY too painful for something that occurs so frequently
last time it happened I was in the middle of the act holding the girl up with my arms with my feet tucked under me, and the pain was so enormous that I had to basically just fall off the bed and lie on the ground gasping for breath
the girl thought I was having a stroke or a seizure or something
i know
it's like
man up faggot
that was a bad day
never knowing when i'd see him again
but those headaches would destroy me
it felt like there was an electric drill going through my eye
artist's rendering of what my arm looked like
they knocked me out to set it
My brother is dribbling the ball with his ass thrust out toward me in a classic defensive posture. Even though my arms were at the time larger I couldn't reach around to steal the ball or fuck up his dribbling, and just to be a prick, because I'm five years older than him, I kick between his legs and knock the ball into the orchard - I still had a definite height advantage back then.
I laugh and laugh at his frustration and inconvenience, making him trot out into the trees to get the ball. We play on a bit further, and this time I'm dribbling to the hoop. I get into the defensive posture, dribbling up the ball in preparation to drive around his left side and lay it up when my brother decides to play the same trick I pulled on him.
He kicks for the ball, but again, because of the height difference, misses the basketball completely, and the toe of his shoe crunches into my gonads like Grond, Hammer of the Goddamn Underworld.
There's a lot of other shit but I've posted it all before, so I figured I'd tell something new this time.
we've all been there
My god what did that look like?
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
uh
what is this supposed to mean