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Breakin the Law!
Jigrah
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My dad drives insanely fast, and aggressive. He never gets into accidents, and only rarely gets speeding tickets. He has developed some sort of ESP that alerts him to speed traps and has special skill in just going undetected.
Some of this skill I have picked up on. I am driving on the interstate where the speed limit is 55 mph, I am travelling around 75 mph. Suddenly I get this little tingle, like hmmm, traffic is flowing pretty fast today, this is kind of odd. I see an Ambulance coming up from behind me, it doesn't have the lights and sirens on but it is definitely trucking. With my little blue Toyota MR-2 I get out of it's way, then tuck in behind it to get cover.
Sure enough, as we crest the hill, my car blocked by the large square ambulance, a cop is clocking people. I sail right on through, hidden by the wonderful ambulance that knows it has a right to speed and does so willingly.
This thread is about cop stories, whether you made a successful getaway in a car or had a funny situation with the law.
Some of this skill I have picked up on. I am driving on the interstate where the speed limit is 55 mph, I am travelling around 75 mph. Suddenly I get this little tingle, like hmmm, traffic is flowing pretty fast today, this is kind of odd. I see an Ambulance coming up from behind me, it doesn't have the lights and sirens on but it is definitely trucking. With my little blue Toyota MR-2 I get out of it's way, then tuck in behind it to get cover.
Sure enough, as we crest the hill, my car blocked by the large square ambulance, a cop is clocking people. I sail right on through, hidden by the wonderful ambulance that knows it has a right to speed and does so willingly.
This thread is about cop stories, whether you made a successful getaway in a car or had a funny situation with the law.
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Mainly because I know your dad can't lay down a beating because you always look like you are in sore need of one.
Satans..... hints.....
Of course he just told me to get it fixed as soon as I can.
Turns out I can just press it really hard and it will stick.
edit: Time warp made the second post very confusing.
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every other time i've been jailed/banned i basically had it coming
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Did your dad beat you Blaket, would you like to share it with us? You can use this thread, about how your dad evaded social services.
huh lookit the smartass over here
maybe I should beat him up
He gave me a free sticker
I'd just like to say that that was one of the funniest internet events I've ever been involved in
thank you
I wish that were a joke.
But it isn't as bad as it sounds.
He won a ticket but it was all in good fun too.
and (fun)
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
Would you believe I was actually about to make an Internet Tough Guy thread
i got lumped in with you guys and i'm not happy about it
One of my friends' stepfathers is a retired NYC cop.
I ended up sitting up until 3am with this dude once just listening to him tell stories about crazy fucks he dealt with on a daily basis.
Then he talked about people who weren't in uniform.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
you made a thread
boasting that you tailgated an ambulence while speeding to avoid a ticket
internettoughguy.jpg
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
because my new puppy comes on friday and i am all kinds of excited about him
@pony stop whining you knew what you were in for
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
Hahaha
Yesterday this car and I were cruising down a road with lots of lights, we were playing a game of who would hit the light just right (its red, so you go slow until you think it's going to turn green then just go for it). We were going back and forth, hitting a red light, making it just barely past one, then the other would catch up, lot of fun.
We are both cruising for this one light, it's green but we both know it's going to turn yellow any second. We both give it gas and bam, turns yellow. I know that I can't make it though and definitly would run it, so I slam on the brakes and he high tails it for the light. Turns red just as his hood hits the intersection, then a flash goes off as the camera takes a picture.
I felt pretty bad for him, or her, not sure.
Alright, how about I talk about how I am afraid of the dark then, just to even things out a bit.
Would that give you a more balanced view of me?
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puppies
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
I was playing poker with some guys, one of them brings up his driving drunk, getting pulled over and the officer let him go.
People are like man, good job, you were lucky. Then he smiles, looks at his cards, turns his head back up again.
"Not really, definitely wrapped my car around a tree and spent the next month in a hospital."
We were all like
YYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i've never seen a day of court
i've been arrested, brought in for questioning, etc.
but i've never really been busted for anything
is pretty nice, i guess
So what you are saying here is that it is cool to speed but not to run lights?
Satans..... hints.....
so we walk on in. i notice a lady cop chillin' about, but i pay her no mind. dude just wants himself a big gulp. so we grab our gulps, pay, and make our way back to my car. BUT! before we can get in the cop follows us out and asks how old we are. both my friends reply with 18, while i say 17. i don't see what the big deal is, my license says i can drive til 1 so i can only assume that i can be out til then.
boy was i wrong! cop writes me a ticket and then i have to call my mom to pick me up (who not only was asleep at this time but also lives about 20 minutes across town) because i need a guardian to vouch for taking me home. so 20-25 minutes later my mom shows up in her pjs and drives me back to my friend's place while one of my friends drives my car back.
the whole incident was pretty
Too bad he didn't die.