i picture Preacher as the kind of dude who just sort of ambles into a bathroom, drops his pants halfway down to his knees, stands about a full pace from the urinal, and just lets loose in vaguely that direction without really using his hands to aim.
and then he sees you, awkwardly turned at an angle to keep your back to him as much as possible, and oblivious to your body-shame horror, begins to ask you how you're doing, and making terrible puns about pissing, enjoying the shared manful of experience of simultaneous urination while standing up.
he is also wearing a cowboy hat.
Nah I don't turn to face anyone.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I wonder how how much people exaggerate wang size on the internet. I'm betting they add at least an inch. And if they are feeling self conscious about length they'll always add some reference to thickness.
i don't know what you're talking about
so in unrelated news i'm only 3.5 inches along but i'm so thick it's like a pancake
I wonder how how much people exaggerate wang size on the internet. I'm betting they add at least an inch. And if they are feeling self conscious about length they'll always add some reference to thickness.
i don't know what you're talking about
so in unrelated news i'm only 3.5 inches along but i'm so thick it's like a pancake
I wonder how how much people exaggerate wang size on the internet. I'm betting they add at least an inch. And if they are feeling self conscious about length they'll always add some reference to thickness.
i don't know what you're talking about
so in unrelated news i'm only 3.5 inches along but i'm so thick it's like a pancake
So what you're saying is that you're hung like a tuna can.
One of my coworkers - the old, unfathomably ignorant useless woman - was spouting off about how horrible Octomom (seriously? this is now the excepted vernacular?) was, and how she should be sterilized and how our tax dollars were going to pay for her kids.
When I explained that as someone working less than forty hours a week in a minimum wage job with (she said) no other income, she didn't pay taxes, and that forced sterilization is an incredibly disgustingly horrible oh my god why would you even contemplate that road to go down, she was basically speechless at my horrible liberal viewpoint.
My horrible liberal viewpoint.
Let that sink in for a second.
My. Liberal. Viewpoint.
Basically what I'm saying is that, ironically, fat old useless coworker lady makes a strong case for eugenics, just not in the way she thinks.
I'm just going to express the size of my dick by it's volume. I'll get erect, stick it ina jug full of water and then measure the water that flows out.
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I saw this asian girl once she had legs that were like ten miles long.
I don't remember much of the rest of her because she had shorts on that were about one inch in length.
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I'm just going to express the size of my dick by it's volume. I'll get erect, stick it ina jug full of water and then measure the water that flows out.
I'm just going to express the size of my dick by it's volume. I'll get erect, stick it ina jug full of water and then measure the water that flows out.
Letting your balls dangle in the water is cheating.
feral was talking about something in chat, i guess it was cock gobbling
and he said he wanted me to record myself saying "I am a black gobbler of black cocks. I am a gobbler of black cocks. Would you kindly hand me a hankerchief, kind sir? For there is ejaculate on my monocle."
feral was talking about something in chat, i guess it was cock gobbling
and he said he wanted me to record myself saying "I am a black gobbler of black cocks. I am a gobbler of black cocks. Would you kindly hand me a hankerchief, kind sir? For there is ejaculate on my monocle."
so i did
That is awesome.
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Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I'm just going to express the size of my dick by it's volume. I'll get erect, stick it ina jug full of water and then measure the water that flows out.
a jug?
i have to use a bathtub.
a bathtub for elephants.
elephants are really more shower guys.
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and her knees up on the glove compartment
took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
I'm just going to express the size of my dick by it's volume. I'll get erect, stick it ina jug full of water and then measure the water that flows out.
a jug?
i have to use a bathtub.
a bathtub for elephants.
wow you must have a really large penis, Evil Multifarious
thank you, proto, for adding a productive comment to the discussion.
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Nah I don't turn to face anyone.
pleasepaypreacher.net
You're so high right now?
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2009/03/the_great_santelli.php
Liar.
I know for a fact you are tentey billion four million three thousand seven hundred and one.
so in unrelated news i'm only 3.5 inches along but i'm so thick it's like a pancake
tree trunk penis, wooooo.
Me too. Gasoline and groceries!
While Kev is teabagging you?
I'll bring a ladder just in case
Do them online and have someone bring them to you.
Seriously, it's great.
my friend and i were trying to come up with a term for the female equivalent of teabagging
i came up with "clam slamming," he suggested "bacon mask"
my girlfriend said we should stick with "slug bite"
When I explained that as someone working less than forty hours a week in a minimum wage job with (she said) no other income, she didn't pay taxes, and that forced sterilization is an incredibly disgustingly horrible oh my god why would you even contemplate that road to go down, she was basically speechless at my horrible liberal viewpoint.
My horrible liberal viewpoint.
Let that sink in for a second.
My. Liberal. Viewpoint.
Basically what I'm saying is that, ironically, fat old useless coworker lady makes a strong case for eugenics, just not in the way she thinks.
I dunno, most of the Asian girls I know are moderately tall. You should see all the ones walking around UCSD. I swear they're all at least 5'9".
hahah oh my god
I don't remember much of the rest of her because she had shorts on that were about one inch in length.
a jug?
i have to use a bathtub.
a bathtub for elephants.
Letting your balls dangle in the water is cheating.
and he said he wanted me to record myself saying "I am a black gobbler of black cocks. I am a gobbler of black cocks. Would you kindly hand me a hankerchief, kind sir? For there is ejaculate on my monocle."
so i did
I'm sad now.
That is awesome.
Pig.
Everybody knows that California has less gravity than the rest of the world.
elephants are really more shower guys.
took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
i think "bacon mask" is more horrifying to imagine
Oink.
thank you, proto, for adding a productive comment to the discussion.