Stupid question -- "dry humping"

kj01

I know it's a stupid question... ridicule me all you want:

Is it impossible to get a girl pregnant by ejaculating while "dry humping"... that is, with clothes on... no contact or penetration whatsoever?

I'm pretty sure the answer is no... since clothes = condom x 1,000,000, I would think. But just making sure things can't... seep through.

Gafoto

The chances are absolutely astronomical for pregnancy without vaginal intercourse.

Seattle Thread

May as well be a virgin birth.

drxand?

absolutely not

Kazhiim

Are your clothes made of one-ply paper towers? Or wire mesh?

Doc

Kazhiim wrote:

Are your clothes made of one-ply paper towers? Or wire mesh?

Note to self: don't wear chicken-wire pants next date.

Teh Ericka

it IS possible to get a girl pregnant if you ejaculate while "humping" if your clothes are OFF and there is genital contact. and even then, the chances are really REALLY slim.

If your clothes are on and there's no nude sex organs rubbing together, you're pretty much just as safe as you are standing next to someone in the grocery store.

Gabriel_Pitt

There's a slight chance of pregnancy if you get fluid/genital contact. It's not like you're emitting an aerosol spray through your clothing. So long as bits do not stay pressed together long enough for fluids to soak through both sets of clothing, chances are nil.

Incenjucar

Two words: Vinyl Pants

:shock:

saltiness

They issue penises to anyone these days.

grug

you can't get pregnant from blowjobs either, fyi.

Wezoin

grug wrote:

you can't get pregnant from blowjobs either, fyi.

Unless you eat pussy after giving one, so that pretty much limits it to bi's, and people who like to "experiment"...

Everywhereasign

Check out this guide to pregnancy (Than edit: NSFW) here.

It's kinda funny and very accurate.

Seattle Thread

Everywhereasign wrote:

Check out this guide to pregnancy here.

It's kinda funny and very accurate.

It's also NSFW... and has ejaculating dicks in it.

And it resized my browser. Goddamnit, I hate when they resize my browser.

kj01

Thanks for the answers... I figured as much, but, paranoia set in.

Raggaholic

Makershot wrote:

Everywhereasign wrote:

Check out this guide to pregnancy here.

It's kinda funny and very accurate.

It's also NSFW... and has ejaculating dicks in it.

Can't... stop... laughing...

His Corkiness

Makershot wrote:

And it resized my browser. Goddamnit, I hate when they resize my browser.

If you're using Firefox: Tools->Options->Content. Click the "Advanced..." button next to "Enable Javascript", then uncheck "Move or resize existing windows".

Grimm

Dont sperm only last so long outside the body before they die? Something like 30 seconds?

Haberdasher

Grimm wrote:

Dont sperm only last so long outside the body before they die? Something like 30 seconds?

No, common myth. They will last up to 30 minutes on a totally dry surface. They do not die on contact with oxygen or anything like that.

A good warm water scrub of the hands with soap, however, should minimize any chance that someone who made contact with sperm out of the body could possibly get a girl pregnant.

STDs are another matter, but the OP is fine.

Grimm

I thought it was something more like a lack of a proper environment then contact with oxygen or something else . Not the right temperature for example.

Haberdasher

Grimm wrote:

I thought it was something more like a lack of a proper environment then contact with oxygen or something else . Not the right temperature for example.

True. The myth is that contact with oxygen is what kills them, but like you said it's really a lack of a warm and moist place. They can live for the oft-quoted "seven days" inside a vagina, which happens to be the perfect environment for them. The usual lifespan is 3-7 days during ovulation depending on the woman, and one to two otherwise.

Outside of it, though, they only live for 30 minutes. A respectable decrease from seven days, but certainly not instantaneous death.

Grimm

Haberdasher wrote:

Grimm wrote:

I thought it was something more like a lack of a proper environment then contact with oxygen or something else . Not the right temperature for example.

True. The myth is that contact with oxygen is what kills them, but like you said it's really a lack of a warm and moist place. They can live for the oft-quoted "seven days" inside a vagina, which happens to be the perfect environment for them. The usual lifespan is 3-7 days during ovulation depending on the woman, and one to two otherwise.

Outside of it, though, they only live for 30 minutes. A respectable decrease from seven days, but certainly not instantaneous death.

You learn something new everyday. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

As for the queston asked, I guess its technically possible. Just very very unlikely

Haberdasher

Grimm wrote:

Haberdasher wrote:

Grimm wrote:

I thought it was something more like a lack of a proper environment then contact with oxygen or something else . Not the right temperature for example.

True. The myth is that contact with oxygen is what kills them, but like you said it's really a lack of a warm and moist place. They can live for the oft-quoted "seven days" inside a vagina, which happens to be the perfect environment for them. The usual lifespan is 3-7 days during ovulation depending on the woman, and one to two otherwise.

Outside of it, though, they only live for 30 minutes. A respectable decrease from seven days, but certainly not instantaneous death.

You learn something new everyday. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

As for the queston asked, I guess its technically possible. Just very very unlikely

Actually, correction. While the vagina is a very good spot for sperm, the idea that it is "perfect" is a bit misleading. There are actually a number of mechanisms in a woman that work to kill and deflect sperm from the egg, insuring that only the strongest make the journey.

This is why the chance of getting someone pregnant with full, unprotected intercourse is still "only" 30% or so.

Grimm

And yet so many of my friends from school have kids now even with using protection.

nexuscrawler

Doc wrote:

Kazhiim wrote:

Are your clothes made of one-ply paper towers? Or wire mesh?

Note to self: don't wear chicken-wire pants next date.

if you're dry humpnig a girl with chickenwire pants pregnanacy shouldbe the least of your concerns

Haberdasher

Grimm wrote:

And yet so many of my friends from school have kids now even with using protection.

And some couples do it for months, unprotected, and don't get pregnant.

It's all about the odds.

As for protection...they could be using it improperly. Or I can just be a Bush administration safe-sex counselor and tell you "the only safe sex is abstinence." It holds true for all your pregger friends, even if they used protection properly.

Grimm

Haberdasher wrote:

Grimm wrote:

And yet so many of my friends from school have kids now even with using protection.

And some couples do it for months, unprotected, and don't get pregnant.

It's all about the odds.

As for protection...they could be using it improperly. Or I can just be a Bush administration safe-sex counselor and tell you "the only safe sex is abstinence." It holds true for all your pregger friends, even if they used protection properly.

Well i was mostly joking. Though as far as i know, it was always failed protection of some sort.

Haberdasher

Grimm wrote:

Haberdasher wrote:

Grimm wrote:

And yet so many of my friends from school have kids now even with using protection.

And some couples do it for months, unprotected, and don't get pregnant.

It's all about the odds.

As for protection...they could be using it improperly. Or I can just be a Bush administration safe-sex counselor and tell you "the only safe sex is abstinence." It holds true for all your pregger friends, even if they used protection properly.

Well i was mostly joking. Though as far as i know, it was always failed protection of some sort.

Just turn the condom inside out. :winky:

Rear Admiral Choco

nexuscrawler wrote:

Doc wrote:

Kazhiim wrote:

Are your clothes made of one-ply paper towers? Or wire mesh?

Note to self: don't wear chicken-wire pants next date.

if you're dry humpnig a girl with chickenwire pants pregnanacy shouldbe the least of your concerns

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch - oh baby, I'm almost there"

But seriously, the probability of getting pregnant through dry humping is nil.

grug

Wezoin wrote:

grug wrote:

you can't get pregnant from blowjobs either, fyi.

Unless you eat pussy after giving one, so that pretty much limits it to bi's, and people who like to "experiment"...

man

no

blue powder

Man, if this was posted in SE++ by accident... Jesus, could you guys imagine the abuse?

The abuse?

kj01

So, here's the setup:

Cotton boxers. Denim jeans. Polyester pants. Cotton underwear.

Ejaculation.

Do all those layers act as a "super-condom"... or can sperm somehow make its way through?

Paranoia. Sorry again.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

kj01 wrote:

So, here's the setup:

Cotton boxers. Denim jeans. Polyester pants. Cotton underwear.

Ejaculation.

Do all those layers act as a "super-condom"... or can sperm somehow make its way through?

Paranoia. Sorry again.

These would have to be some sort of Sam Fisher sperm, equipped with super technological equipment and lazers and whatnot to make it to your lady's egg. You're safe.

ViolentChemistry

The Good Captain Cass wrote:

kj01 wrote:

So, here's the setup:

Cotton boxers. Denim jeans. Polyester pants. Cotton underwear.

Ejaculation.

Do all those layers act as a "super-condom"... or can sperm somehow make its way through?

Paranoia. Sorry again.

These would have to be some sort of Sam Fisher sperm, equipped with super technological equipment and lazers and whatnot to make it to your lady's egg. You're safe.

I don't think Sam Fisher sperm would cut it. They would have to be Solid Snake sperm. Although I'm not sure intentionally dry-humping to orgasm as a substitute for sex is going to end up being the best idea in the long run.

For the Future

Any sperm that makes it through all that deserves to live.

Captain Cthulhu

Incenjucar wrote:

Two words: Vinyl Pants

:shock:

this is the answer to ALL problems.

Faricazy

kj01 wrote:

So, here's the setup:

Cotton boxers. Denim jeans. Polyester pants. Cotton underwear.

Ejaculation.

Do all those layers act as a "super-condom"... or can sperm somehow make its way through?

Paranoia. Sorry again.

jesus

honestly? get it over with and screw with a condom on

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

Faricazy wrote:

kj01 wrote:

So, here's the setup:

Cotton boxers. Denim jeans. Polyester pants. Cotton underwear.

Ejaculation.

Do all those layers act as a "super-condom"... or can sperm somehow make its way through?

Paranoia. Sorry again.

jesus

honestly? get it over with and screw with a condom on

Maybe he should wait until he's less anxious about it.

Faricazy

maybe he should go to a planned parenthood center? I'm sure they have staff onsite that will talk him through this stuff.

DynamiteKid

The Good Captain Cass wrote:

Faricazy wrote:

kj01 wrote:

So, here's the setup:

Cotton boxers. Denim jeans. Polyester pants. Cotton underwear.

Ejaculation.

Do all those layers act as a "super-condom"... or can sperm somehow make its way through?

Paranoia. Sorry again.

jesus

honestly? get it over with and screw with a condom on

Maybe he should wait until he's less anxious about it.

Maybe he should stick to masturbating or foreplay/hand fun rather than dry humping like some paranoid pervert :shock:

Pheezer

The Good Captain Cass wrote:

Faricazy wrote:

kj01 wrote:

So, here's the setup:

Cotton boxers. Denim jeans. Polyester pants. Cotton underwear.

Ejaculation.

Do all those layers act as a "super-condom"... or can sperm somehow make its way through?

Paranoia. Sorry again.

jesus

honestly? get it over with and screw with a condom on

Maybe he should wait until he's less anxious about it.

This is good advice.

Faricrazy, DynamiteKid, stick to trying to help people instead of getting in your snide remarks. They will not be tolerated here.