Like a Taco Bell with a KFC in it. Two games in one.
SOLDIERS OF SERA, FELLOW GEARS
GET READY TO CHAINSAW SOME BITCHES
Sodomize your enemies with a chainsaw
Engage in chainsaw battles
Toast them with the flamethrower
Stick them with a poison grenade
Stick a grenade to a wall to use as a proximity mine
Use a downed enemy as a meatshield whilst firing at the enemy then break his neck when he has outlived his usefulness
Flip an enemy over and wail on his face with your fists
11-15 hour long campaign
Drop-In/Drop-Out Co-op
Play Co-op together while on different difficulties
Multiplayer Modes
- Submission/CTF- except the flag has a shotgun
- Execution
- Warzone
- Guardian - PROTECT THE COLONY!
- Wingman - Goose and Iceman eat your heart out
- Annex
- King of the Hill
HORDE MODE - Survive and hold a position against 50 waves of increasingly difficult enemies (PROTIP: choose Security as the map)
DLC: Combustible Map Pack - enjoy maps with environmental dangers, like a map that is quickly sinking into the emulsion. Also some more achievements
DLC: Snowblind Map Pack - enjoy winter themed maps and a remake of the old Fuel Depot map from Gears 1. Also some more achievements. With this update comes the Gears 2 new ranking system. Now based on levels 1-100. You can never lose xp (unless you quit) only gain it. Achievements at levels 5, 15, 25, 50, and 100
DLC: Dark Corners Map Pack and Bonus Deleted Content - 7 brand new maps including a return of War Machine from Gears 1 . Also included is a chapter cut from the game in Act IV. Beginning after a certain scene involving Dom's wife, you can either blast your way down a Locust highway to Nexus or choose the stealth option and slip past your enemies. A number of achievements shipped with this update, quite a few centered around Horde.
You now buy all of these maps in a single pack called ALL FRONTS includes all three map packs and the new chapter from campaign for 1600MS points.
Trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjWYhXrC0-c
Opening Cinematic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVsN84RTfrE
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MARINE! GET UP ON THAT WALL AND TAKE OUT THAT MG42!!
In the fifth installment of the Call of Duty series, the Krauts are at it again. Except this time you get to fight the Japs too.
Fight across the Pacific Theater from Peleliu to Okinawa.
Use a flamethrower to burn your enemies out of the trees.
Fight the Japs to the last breath who will literally do anything and everything to kill you. Especially martyrdom and banzai attacks.
Trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_Ip_SaJqpg
Fight the Nazis across the frozen wastes of Russia.
Battle enemy snipers in a mad dash to nail a Nazi general.
Run over Nazi pigs with a tank, comrade.
Act like a true Soviet and lob molotov cocktails at your capitalist enemies and watch them burn.
In CoD : WaW you get
-Solo Campaign
-4 Person Online Co-op Campaign
-Multiplayer - ranks, perks, prestige et. al
-Nazi Zombie Horde Mode
Nazi Zombie Mode:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L-3R9oZu8w
CoD WaW has also seen fit to release some DLC
Including two new zombie maps with matching achievements. With cola machines that give out perks! Laser traps!
Excellent for fending off the hordes of the undead and demon dogs. Yes demon dogs. Hellhounds.
PM your gamertag
TOS - Chairman Miaow
Pip the Fair (Al) - PipTheFair (Note: You must call him Al)
Mr. Henry Bemis - FlintlockHMD
CrackedLens - ZombieKyle
Nikolai - Phoberomy
Metzger Meister - Ich Liebeb Hahn
Faricrazy - Faricommie
Futore - Debellum
Pharezon - Pharezon
DrZiplock - DocZiplock
TDOT - TDOTClockKing
vsove - Ozymandyas
Blanket - Blakes V
One Thousand Dicks - CableCarrier
B.C. - QuietMessaih (whines like a bitch)
??? - Smashism
Silent Zero - SilentZero
??? - Banefang
Red Impulse - Red Impulse
Belruel -Kismet FTW or Arutha FTW
I Win Swordfights - Swordfights
Saint Justice - Saint Justice
McCly - McCly
Stationary - Duo2087
Arete - NinjaFrizz
Mages - FruitFkrPrime
verpakeyes - verpa 15
Jives - JilesFTW
Raijin Quickfoot - RAIJINQ
Zombies Tossed My Salad - XeroXero
Forwards Name - Tydidese
Bogey - Bogestrom (sucks at chainsaws)
DeadLegend - EagleEyeCope
Penguin Incarnate - PenguinInc
NotACrook - NotoriousBPG
Graves - Prof G
TheLawinator - TheLawinator
Marcus and His jebus fuck I'm not typing all that shit - Disco Burnout
FortyTwo - JCBFortyTwo
Cymril - Cymril
Meta T Dust - MetaDust
kazhiim - kazhiim
Dadouw (a lonely bastard who starves for attention) - Dadouw
Ramen Noodle - Ramenamen
Posts
Oh and PiptheFair still likes to be called Al.
I was supposed to go see the watchmen movie but now im so ronery
Look I've been asked to post more, but now if thats how you're going to treat me, I'm leaving! Yes thats right!
both matts
Is the FG42 a suitable replacement for the MP-44?
quit bitching at people and send your damn box in to get fixed
one is a machine gun and the other is a sub machine gun so who knows, depends on which you prefer. also the fg42 goes through its ammo like a fat guy through butter
Well there is one, but that one wasn't even German and sucked ass.
Do you mean the STG perhaps?
Also, a bar with double tap replaces everything. (Although a silenced STG can be quite sneaky)
also the stg-44 iron sights > all other automatic weapon iron sights
I mean one MoH game called the STG the MP44.
There is an MP44 but it looks more like the lanchester than the STG or the MP40
Headquarters.
AND YOU need to buy WaW like you said you were going to two weeks ago.
it was better in COD4, despite it being used by only Phoberomy and I
this is because my gameplay strategy consists of running in screaming DURRRRRRRRRRRR at the top of my lungs, spraying bullets everywhere, and swinging my balls around
fuck you
no not you
I forgot there are 3
more like 10 shitloads
Seriously, that thing is the ultimate weapon in WaW. I've taken out snipers with that thing.
the papasha isn't bad at all but i prefer the thompson with a drum mag, it's got a lot more punch.
Well, the PPsH doesn't have as much recoil, so it can be pretty useful for closing in on your target. (Seriously, it has almost no recoil at all)
which strikes me as the most useless perk ever
Huh?
it's a perk the reduces the effects of signal flares
which people almost never use anyway
the only way I can see it being useful is if you decide to use signal flares and you don't want to be effected by your own weapons
Ok, I think I'm going to go back to playing Mass Effect.
We real gruff men will be playing bloody realistic wargames. We will protect your ass from the commies while I can't do this anymore I'm so sorry.
You character model also has sunglasses on when you use shades.