There was a mother and her daughter next to me and they were just dead silent in that scene, although I could tell they were getting ancy. If I had already seen the movie I would have turned to them and said, "Ladies."
There were multiple people in the theater I went to this morning who had brought their kids.
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my favourite was rorschach's catch phrase in the prison food line: You dont understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me
Every time he yelled something when he had his mask off I got chills. That dude was fucking amazing.
I was surprised that I wanted Rorscach to keep the mask off the whole time.
Not because the mask wasn't cool.
But man that actor captured it all so well in his face.
The delivery of the prison lines were the best part of the movie.
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how much of of akermans tits/ass are seen during the whole of the sex scene?
this is important information
Uhhhhh, good amount of ass, decent amount of tits. I think they must have recycled the bra from Erin Brockovich for this movie because I don't know where her tits went in that scene. I feel duped.
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yeah i guess manhattan pops enzyte in this movie or something?
He's pretty consistently at about one-third chub. Either that, or he's a shower and not a grower.
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Just got back, and I liked it a lot. That one sex scene was embarrassingly long. Like, the theater was getting a bit uncomfortable long.
My theater was laughing by the end of it.
I also went to a 21+ only theater so I got to avoid the idiot parents :whistle:
munkus did you go to a porn theater?
did you really see watchmen
are you sure it wasn't crotchmen?
There is a theater where I live that has balconies seperated from the main theater area for a couple of the screens. It's called "Privee" screening, you can bring in drinks (beer, wine, mixed liquor), real food (I got some fried calamari and rock shrimp served over a salad), and the seats are all leather reclining chairs with plenty of space between them and a ton of leg room. You have to be 21+ in order to get in the privee area.
And there is one screen that is privee seating in the entire room, not just the balcony, so it extends down into what is normally the regular sitting area with leather seats and accommodations.
It costs a few bucks more, but it's worth it to avoid high-schoolers (like you!)
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how much of of akermans tits/ass are seen during the whole of the sex scene?
this is important information
Decent amounts of both.
SEriously,t hat woman has the most incredible butt. Her boobies are not offensive or anything but compared to her ass I mean they are probably super jealous.
Just got back, and I liked it a lot. That one sex scene was embarrassingly long. Like, the theater was getting a bit uncomfortable long.
My theater was laughing by the end of it.
I also went to a 21+ only theater so I got to avoid the idiot parents :whistle:
munkus did you go to a porn theater?
did you really see watchmen
are you sure it wasn't crotchmen?
There is a theater where I live that has balconies seperated from the main theater area for a couple of the screens. It's called "Privee" screening, you can bring in drinks (beer, wine, mixed liquor), real food (I got some fried calamari and rock shrimp served over a salad), and the seats are all leather reclining chairs with plenty of space between them and a ton of leg room. You have to be 21+ in order to get in the privee area.
And there is one screen that is privee seating in the entire room, not just the balcony, so it extends down into what is normally the regular sitting area with leather seats and accommodations.
It costs a few bucks more, but it's worth it to avoid high-schoolers (like you!)
I'm of the opinion that this film went as far past R as I have ever seen a movie go and still get a major theatrical release.
zack and miri make a porno?
ugggggghhhhh that was the worst when
Randal got shit on
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Just got back, and I liked it a lot. That one sex scene was embarrassingly long. Like, the theater was getting a bit uncomfortable long.
My theater was laughing by the end of it.
I also went to a 21+ only theater so I got to avoid the idiot parents :whistle:
munkus did you go to a porn theater?
did you really see watchmen
are you sure it wasn't crotchmen?
There is a theater where I live that has balconies seperated from the main theater area for a couple of the screens. It's called "Privee" screening, you can bring in drinks (beer, wine, mixed liquor), real food (I got some fried calamari and rock shrimp served over a salad), and the seats are all leather reclining chairs with plenty of space between them and a ton of leg room. You have to be 21+ in order to get in the privee area.
And there is one screen that is privee seating in the entire room, not just the balcony, so it extends down into what is normally the regular sitting area with leather seats and accommodations.
It costs a few bucks more, but it's worth it to avoid high-schoolers (like you!)
this sounds fucking amazing.
It is.
They have wine on tap in the privee area. You swipe your card, place your glass under the wine you want, then turn a dial. The wine is administered for you delicious consumption.
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The violence wasn't that bad as far as gore.
Some exceptions:
Rorscach hacking at the guy with an axe.
The bones popping out when the knotheads attacked Dan and Laurie.
Otherwise it wasn't any worse than any other R rated action movie.
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there's a scene where they're recording an anal scene, and Jason Mewes is fucking a chick in the ass while Randal from Clerks is underneath them both filming. Some guy opens a door and scares them all so Jay pulls out and the chick shits all over Randal's face.
Also the best part of this experience was hearing my friends talk about it after, referring to characters they knew nothing about the day before and saying my favorite lines from the book.
So, my mom and dad visited to pay for replacing the shitty assed phone I was stuck with, and also, I dragged them along to Watchmen. They really, really liked it.
There was a pretty amusing conversation as we were having Chinese after the movie between my mom (who's read the book) and my dad (who hasn't)
Mom: You know what I'm really glad they kept in?
Dad: What?
Mom: Dr. Manhattan's penis.
Dad: Yeah, I bet you love his glowing blue electric cock.
Mom: Nononono, I mean, I was afraid they'd wimp out on it.
There was a really delayed reaction in my theater to that scene. Like, 5 seconds after there was a simultaneous groan.
Edit: To the pooping scene.
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I liked this better than the book because I never understood what cutting the guy's throat accomplished.
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I can't emphasize enough how much my theater loved the movie.
And really, Dr. M's penis is a critical piece of the watchmen plot. You can't not have that penis. That penis has to be.
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How would you like to be the guy that has to 'shop the penis as it sways when he walks. How do you list that on your resume?
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I liked this better than the book because I never understood what cutting the guy's throat accomplished.
Yeah that part always confused me too.
I'm gonna go ahead and back this horse because I think it's a moneymaker.
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I had to see the rest of the film, though.
I was surprised that I wanted Rorscach to keep the mask off the whole time.
Not because the mask wasn't cool.
But man that actor captured it all so well in his face.
The delivery of the prison lines were the best part of the movie.
this is important information
My theater was laughing by the end of it.
I also went to a 21+ only theater so I got to avoid the idiot parents :whistle:
Uhhhhh, good amount of ass, decent amount of tits. I think they must have recycled the bra from Erin Brockovich for this movie because I don't know where her tits went in that scene. I feel duped.
did you really see watchmen
are you sure it wasn't crotchmen?
Crotchmen would probably have less male nudity.
He's pretty consistently at about one-third chub. Either that, or he's a shower and not a grower.
There is a theater where I live that has balconies seperated from the main theater area for a couple of the screens. It's called "Privee" screening, you can bring in drinks (beer, wine, mixed liquor), real food (I got some fried calamari and rock shrimp served over a salad), and the seats are all leather reclining chairs with plenty of space between them and a ton of leg room. You have to be 21+ in order to get in the privee area.
And there is one screen that is privee seating in the entire room, not just the balcony, so it extends down into what is normally the regular sitting area with leather seats and accommodations.
It costs a few bucks more, but it's worth it to avoid high-schoolers (like you!)
smilin' jon
also i am only in high school for 2 more months
No, me too. Not a huge Hendrix fan though.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Decent amounts of both.
SEriously,t hat woman has the most incredible butt. Her boobies are not offensive or anything but compared to her ass I mean they are probably super jealous.
My god that ass. Beautiful like twin moons.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
this sounds fucking amazing.
zack and miri make a porno?
Never saw it. About how many seconds of penis are we talking about?
ugggggghhhhh that was the worst when
It is.
They have wine on tap in the privee area. You swipe your card, place your glass under the wine you want, then turn a dial. The wine is administered for you delicious consumption.
Some exceptions:
The bones popping out when the knotheads attacked Dan and Laurie.
Otherwise it wasn't any worse than any other R rated action movie.
I mean, it had it's fair share of sex and violence, but it wasn't shocking or even offensive.
It all fit into it's context, and it wasn't very overt.
Sex especially, because if there are penises shown throughout, it isn't really going to freak you out that they had some sex in there.
People here said it was some kind of extremely violent, but it never really hit too hard, even when it was obviously a shot that conveyed PAIN
How much dick do you see in the average R movie? Answer is none almost all the time. That used to be kind of a taboo.
Also the best part of this experience was hearing my friends talk about it after, referring to characters they knew nothing about the day before and saying my favorite lines from the book.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
There was a pretty amusing conversation as we were having Chinese after the movie between my mom (who's read the book) and my dad (who hasn't)
Mom: You know what I'm really glad they kept in?
Dad: What?
Mom: Dr. Manhattan's penis.
Dad: Yeah, I bet you love his glowing blue electric cock.
Mom: Nononono, I mean, I was afraid they'd wimp out on it.
(i am not making this up)
Edit: To the pooping scene.
Dr. M wasn't done in any sexual tone though. That makes it OK.
If he ever got a boner then BAM we'd hit NC-17 so fast that tachyons would prevent Manhatten from knowing about his boner before it happened.
I liked this better than the book because I never understood what cutting the guy's throat accomplished.
And really, Dr. M's penis is a critical piece of the watchmen plot. You can't not have that penis. That penis has to be.
Yeah that part always confused me too.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I'm gonna go ahead and back this horse because I think it's a moneymaker.
CGI'D ACE DICKS IN THE MOVIE 'WATCHMEN'
*show unrelated picture of the two investigators examining the Comedian's bedroom*
"Male Musculature Coordinator and Consultant"