Watchmen, now with SPOILERS, more frontal nudity

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Vann is trolling some old-timers pretty hard, and I appreciate his efforts.

    nah I just think it's dumb when people can't sit down and enjoy a perfectly entertaining movie without applying some arbitrary checklist to make sure its up to some film-major standards

    apparently I'm an asshole for thinking that!

    unless that is now considered trolling gosh this gets confusing quick
    So, for the record, you're going to check "Idiot" instead of "Asshole?"

    I have to get this down officially. For tax purposes, you know?

    baby I'll let you check whatever you want

    if the price is right

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I don't think the Dark Knight threads were ever this bad

    Jordyn kind of made those fun.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    That's because people didn't change their opinion on TDK till like a month later.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This movie had tits and superheroes and hatchet killings and you guys are complaining?

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    Smoking is gross get over it

    Fo reelz.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    Smoking is gross get over it

    Fo reelz.

    from my parents basement in milwaukee, i stab at thee

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jon has a blue penis!

    i am terrible for laughing when he was all limp after the interrupted sex with Laurie

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I love this movie for helping to improve the drastically lop-sided tits-to-dong ratio in modern film.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rinder wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I don't think the Dark Knight threads were ever this bad

    Jordyn kind of made those fun.
    you guys has jordyn seen TDK yet this is important oh my god

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Vann is trolling some old-timers pretty hard, and I appreciate his efforts.

    nah I just think it's dumb when people can't sit down and enjoy a perfectly entertaining movie without applying some arbitrary checklist to make sure its up to some film-major standards

    apparently I'm an asshole for thinking that!

    unless that is now considered trolling gosh this gets confusing quick
    So, for the record, you're going to check "Idiot" instead of "Asshole?"

    I have to get this down officially. For tax purposes, you know?

    baby I'll let you check whatever you want

    if the price is right
    Now you're speaking my language.

    Seriously though, applying standards different than your own doesn't make someone an uptight asshole. It means that they're not, you know, you.

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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Meissnerd wrote:
    I don't think the Dark Knight threads were ever this bad

    But I want my blind devotion to this movie to be rewarded with mass acceptance!!

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    This movie had tits and superheroes and hatchet killings and you guys are complaining?

    But I thought that Watchmen was supposed to be so much more than tits, superheroes and hatchet killings? I thought it was supposed to be this psychological epic and the whole deconstruction of the super-hero mythos and the moral gray-areas that surround the notions of the "heroes" and the REAL super-powered man.

    I thought this was supposed to be better than that?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    If you don't think that a companion piece can be good on its own accord then I clearly don't want to be having this discussion with you.

    Dude, you know I love ya, but this isn't what he said at all

    He said a companion piece SHOULD be good on its own accord, and he doesn't think this one is
    And people are going to say that it is "a companion to the book" bollocks on that. It is a major motion picture that should be able to stand on its own. It should not have to be a companion to anything.
    But why should it have to be a "companion" to anything? Why does it need that excuse to be good. You yourself said judging it as a movie alone it is not a good movie.

    The entire implication is that the term is used an an excuse for sub-par material. He's either stupid for thinking it can't be good of its own accord or a tool for putting words in my mouth saying that I don't think it's a good movie of its own accord. I'm just not willing to have this discussion with the guy.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    If you don't think that a companion piece can be good on its own accord then I clearly don't want to be having this discussion with you.

    Dude, you know I love ya, but this isn't what he said at all

    He said a companion piece SHOULD be good on its own accord, and he doesn't think this one is
    And people are going to say that it is "a companion to the book" bollocks on that. It is a major motion picture that should be able to stand on its own. It should not have to be a companion to anything.
    But why should it have to be a "companion" to anything? Why does it need that excuse to be good. You yourself said judging it as a movie alone it is not a good movie.

    The entire implication is that the term is used an an excuse for sub-par material. He's either stupid for thinking it can't be good of its own accord or a tool for putting words in my mouth saying that I don't think it's a good movie of its own accord. I'm just not willing to have this discussion with the guy.

    You should talk about why you're not having this proposed discussion with this guy

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    If you don't think that a companion piece can be good on its own accord then I clearly don't want to be having this discussion with you.

    Dude, you know I love ya, but this isn't what he said at all

    He said a companion piece SHOULD be good on its own accord, and he doesn't think this one is
    And people are going to say that it is "a companion to the book" bollocks on that. It is a major motion picture that should be able to stand on its own. It should not have to be a companion to anything.
    But why should it have to be a "companion" to anything? Why does it need that excuse to be good. You yourself said judging it as a movie alone it is not a good movie.

    The entire implication is that the term is used an an excuse for sub-par material. He's either stupid for thinking it can't be good of its own accord or a tool for putting words in my mouth saying that I don't think it's a good movie of its own accord. I'm just not willing to have this discussion with the guy.

    I. . . I don't think that's what he said at all. I don't think that's his implication. o.O

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Vann is trolling some old-timers pretty hard, and I appreciate his efforts.

    nah I just think it's dumb when people can't sit down and enjoy a perfectly entertaining movie without applying some arbitrary checklist to make sure its up to some film-major standards

    apparently I'm an asshole for thinking that!

    unless that is now considered trolling gosh this gets confusing quick
    So, for the record, you're going to check "Idiot" instead of "Asshole?"

    I have to get this down officially. For tax purposes, you know?

    baby I'll let you check whatever you want

    if the price is right
    Now you're speaking my language.

    Seriously though, applying standards different than your own doesn't make someone an uptight asshole. It means that they're not, you know, you.

    I suppose I can go for this

    sometimes though you just have to realize your standards do not match what the film is going for, though

    it's like watching an Oscar nominee and Spider-Man while applying the same critical thinking to both. it just don't work too well

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    god look at all these quotes

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    I don't understand how anyone can say they weren't at least entertained. I mean, it's a fucking superhero movie with explosions and fights and tits.

    Wanted was terrible.

    It had those things.

    this is true

    but I sure as shit wasn't NOT entertained.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Munkus, I'm not going to bother picking apart your arguments, but I am fairly certain they are terrible.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    I love this movie for helping to improve the drastically lop-sided tits-to-dong ratio in modern film.

    CGI dongs to be exact.

    Lucky Cynic on
  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    I don't understand how anyone can say they weren't at least entertained. I mean, it's a fucking superhero movie with explosions and fights and tits.

    Wanted was terrible.

    It had those things.

    this is true

    but I sure as shit wasn't NOT entertained.

    There were times when I was entertained.

    But there were large gaps of time where I was wondering if the previous entertaining moment was going to be the last of the film.

    iusehappymod on

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wait is munkus getting angry at people putting words in his mouth?

    man i can relate so hard

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Real tits vs. cgi dong.....I think the tits win.

    Rinder on
  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    wait is munkus getting angry at people putting dicks in his mouth?

    man i can relate so hard

    iusehappymod on

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    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    also when in the book is it implied that the comedian shot JFK? I know he did just from discussing it, but I never caught the part where they imply it or talk about it or anything

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    also when in the book is it implied that the comedian shot JFK? I know he did just from discussing it, but I never caught the part where they imply it or talk about it or anything

    I'm pretty sure it was in "Under the Hood"

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    also when in the book is it implied that the comedian shot JFK? I know he did just from discussing it, but I never caught the part where they imply it or talk about it or anything

    "Just don't ask me where I was when JFK was shot"

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    wait is munkus getting angry at people putting dicks in his mouth?

    man i can relate so hard
    this too

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    SoaL wrote: »
    god look at all these quotes

    I know right

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    I don't understand how anyone can say they weren't at least entertained. I mean, it's a fucking superhero movie with explosions and fights and tits.

    Wanted was terrible.

    It had those things.

    this is true

    but I sure as shit wasn't NOT entertained.

    There were times when I was entertained.

    But there were large gaps of time where I was wondering if the previous entertaining moment was going to be the last of the film.

    yeah well, Watchmen is a better movie than Wanted

    McCly on
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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rinder wrote: »
    real tits vs. cgi dong.....I think the tits win.

    What about CGI tits vs. real dong?

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rinder wrote: »
    real tits vs. cgi dong.....I think the tits win.

    What about CGI tits vs. real dong?

    I have to wonder if such a movie exists

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    also when in the book is it implied that the comedian shot JFK? I know he did just from discussing it, but I never caught the part where they imply it or talk about it or anything

    "Just don't ask me where I was when JFK was shot"
    huh, oh yeah

    totally forgot about that line

    i should reread the book again soon, but i'm letting my dad read it right now

    which is awesome because he's enjoying it and for the most part is getting what is going on, which he rarely seems to do with most things

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    If you don't think that a companion piece can be good on its own accord then I clearly don't want to be having this discussion with you.

    Dude, you know I love ya, but this isn't what he said at all

    He said a companion piece SHOULD be good on its own accord, and he doesn't think this one is
    And people are going to say that it is "a companion to the book" bollocks on that. It is a major motion picture that should be able to stand on its own. It should not have to be a companion to anything.
    But why should it have to be a "companion" to anything? Why does it need that excuse to be good. You yourself said judging it as a movie alone it is not a good movie.

    The entire implication is that the term is used an an excuse for sub-par material. He's either stupid for thinking it can't be good of its own accord or a tool for putting words in my mouth saying that I don't think it's a good movie of its own accord. I'm just not willing to have this discussion with the guy.

    Perhaps it was not you who said that as a companion piece this is great but as a movie it is bad. I thought that was you, and if I am misquoting you then I apologize.

    FortyTwo on
  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    Rinder wrote: »
    real tits vs. cgi dong.....I think the tits win.

    What about CGI tits vs. real dong?

    I have to wonder if such a movie exists

    Beowulf maybe? I never saw it though...

    there was a fake dong in Boogie Nights, if that counts.

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rinder wrote: »
    real tits vs. cgi dong.....I think the tits win.

    What about CGI tits vs. real dong?

    That entirely depends on the quality of dong.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    I don't understand how anyone can say they weren't at least entertained. I mean, it's a fucking superhero movie with explosions and fights and tits.

    Wanted was terrible.

    It had those things.

    this is true

    but I sure as shit wasn't NOT entertained.

    There were times when I was entertained.

    But there were large gaps of time where I was wondering if the previous entertaining moment was going to be the last of the film.

    yeah well, Watchmen is a better movie than Wanted
    i haven't seen watchmen yet and i support this statement 100%

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    I said that it was a great companion piece to the book and that it's not as great as the book, but I loved the movie.
    Critics who say "It's too close to the comic!" are stupid. The movie is a great introduction to the comic or a great companion piece. It is entertaining in its own right. The fact that the director decided against changing key points of the movie to "make it his" is a good thing.

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rinder wrote: »
    Rinder wrote: »
    real tits vs. cgi dong.....I think the tits win.

    What about CGI tits vs. real dong?

    That entirely depends on the quality of dong.

    this dong is not blue enough for TV

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    Rinder wrote: »
    real tits vs. cgi dong.....I think the tits win.

    What about CGI tits vs. real dong?

    I have to wonder if such a movie exists

    Not yet.

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