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[Mini-Phalla] Gekkoukan High School: Game Over, Student Victory!

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Vote's Closed Kiddies, narration coming fairly shortly.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    hava, I think your mixing up yourself and me.
    kime, I never forget...

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You deny me chocolate!

    I am female!

    Give me chocolate!

    And you deny me the greatest of endorphines.

    This hurts me, kime.

    Thus, I vote for you.





    There was also that incident when I was evil in a phalla and you didn't eat the vote like you should have.

    That hurts me too.

    But that is NOT what I'm talking about here.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ah, the chocolate thing. I can get a bit possessive about my sweets :P. OK, that one I'll give you.

    And I should never die to the vote, silly! But you were evil that game, so I'll forgive you that.

    And Tommy, look here silly.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    Here you go hava!
    I never forget kime...

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Never forget what!?

    *steals chocolate*

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    oohhh Tommy not only gives me chocolate, he gives me kisses!

    Tommy has now replaced kime as my favoritest.

    And yes, kime, the chocolate thing.

    I'm female. Thou shalt not separate woman from chocolate. Lest ye die.

    And die.

    And die.

    And die.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Megaman phalla...
    ....
    ...
    ...
    ...
    hurm...

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Never forget what!?

    *steals chocolate*

    That wasn't smart.

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    JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hershey's is nothing compared to Cadbury's chocolate bars. I haven't had a pure Hershey bar in three years. Just too damn sweet.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    oohhh Tommy not only gives me chocolate, he gives me kisses!

    Tommy has now replaced kime as my favoritest.

    Well technically now, Tommy didn't give you anything. He just made a failed attempt at something, but who knows what it was?

    (Am I in trouble now. . .?)

    Tommy, Megaman was two Phallas ago. I don't remember that at all :P. Wait! I helped kill 10-ish people with a bomb, and I was converted to a screwed team at the end :(.

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The only true candy is the Cadbury egg. All others are mere fakes.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't particularly like hershey chocolate either, far too sweet.

    I prefer dark chocolate. 60% or higher.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't particularly like hershey chocolate either, far too sweet.

    I prefer dark chocolate. 60% or higher.

    60% is for kids, Chauncey. I like my chocolate the way I like my women - 72% pure.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You helped kill me because I tried saying that X was someone in the game.You personally killed me because you were 'bored and you didn't believe me'. Then someone killed X the next night. Then the bad guys convinced the villagers that their objective was 'only to kill the hunters' and that now that X was dead, no one could stop them. Then you helped them kill 10 people, and then we lost.

    hrm

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sexy Commando End of Day Facts!

    Chocolate with 70% or higher cocoa is good for you!

    ANYTHING LESS IS UNCIVILIZED.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    simonwolf wrote: »
    I don't particularly like hershey chocolate either, far too sweet.

    I prefer dark chocolate. 60% or higher.

    60% is for kids, Chauncey. I like my chocolate the way I like my women - 72% pure.

    Ppfffffftttt

    I havent' been that pure since about 8th grade.

    the chocolate that I have in my freezer at the moment is 80% cocoa.

    but that is for emergencies.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You helped kill me because I tried saying that X was someone in the game.You personally killed me because you were 'bored and you didn't believe me'. Then someone killed X the next night. Then the bad guys convinced the villagers that their objective was 'only to kill the hunters' and that now that X was dead, no one could stop them. Then you helped them kill 10 people, and then we lost.

    hrm
    Wow, I didn't realize I was that effective. I sure make a difference in the games I'm in :P!

    I'm not picky about my chocolate. As long as it's yummy.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I haven't had a Cadbury in a while. The best are the Crunchy bars.
    hrm.
    So good.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm tired. And also died in everything else recently. So I desire a narration here. One that doesn't involve my death. And then I want to go to sleep.

    If I die I will be perturbed and grumpy.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    There was a cadbury bar that I had many years ago on a visit to england....

    it was like a nestle crunch bar with like a half inch of chocolate on top.

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    O.o

    all this talk about chocolate is going to make me sick

    (because I'll end up gorging on sweets and such)

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    mmmm chocolate chocolate chocolate.

    I made some awesome brownies the other night.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    O.o

    all this talk about chocolate is going to make me sick

    (because I'll end up gorging on sweets and such)
    I already did. I have no more left. . . :(

    mmmm chocolate chocolate chocolate.

    I made some awesome brownies the other night.
    I haven't had good brownies in a loooong time. You should teleport some to me now, so I can snack on them before bed.

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    JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Don't think those are here yet, but I have seen Caramello (milk chocolate filled with caramel), Almond bars (milk chocolate and almonds), Fruit and Nut bars (chocolate with raisins and almonds), regular milk chocolate bars, the creme eggs, and the caramel eggs.

    I think I'll see if I have any left.

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    Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Goddammit, the store is closed. No chocolate for me. D:

    EDIT: FUCK YEAH had some peanut butter/chocolate chips left over from making pancakes a few weeks ago.

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Guess what time it is?

    Iiiiiit's Tetris Time!

    BEEP BOOP

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    hahaha

    I shoudl start my own club for the indulgence of chocolate.


    For those of you that like the combination of sweet and tart... make yourselves some dark chocolate brownies and mix some raisins (or craisins) in the batter.

    so

    damned

    good


    Ok... so I installed the new flashplayer thing earlier today. So why, all of a sudden, can't I see the videos that you are all embedding?

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    Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wtf is a craison

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    JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    A craisin is a dried cranberry.

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    Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The more you know!

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Man you people go on about weird shit.

    And not turn in your orders so the day has to go on 'till Saturday rrgh.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    a dried sweetened cranberry

    arggghhhh beaten so damned hard

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wtf is a craison

    Its a cranberry that is sold in a bag, like raisins.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    There is Nothing weird about chocolate, obbi.

    Nothing!

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Obbi wrote: »
    Man you people go on about weird shit.

    And not turn in your orders so the day has to go on 'till Saturday rrgh.
    Actually the vote closed tonight. He's writing the narration. Supposedly. If he is too slow I shall have to go to sleep and he shall face my wrath in the morning.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I shoudl be sleeping soon as well...

    alas, having to work tomorrow.

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    oh, then, okay, I'm the vig and I killed DarkPrimus tonight.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    End of Day 1

    The halls fell quiet as Ultros64 was dragged out of the school by security personnel.
    "But... but I'm in charge of the club registries, I'm one of the most trusted students here!"
    His pleas fell on deaf ears as the other children shouted names like "VENGEANCE FREAK!". Maybe he was better off going somewhere else, somewhere his contributions to academia would be appreciated, somewhere very unlike Gekkoukan High School. As he was dragged away, he saw a group of kids smirking, he knew they were the ones, they were the ones got their revenge on him.

    After Ultros had been sufficiently humiliated and removed from the premises, things seemed to go back to their normal every day state. As the last bell rang, and kids hurriedly rushed off to take part in their after school clubs. DarkPrimus had recently joined the, and was off to the side, trying to work up the nerve to ask out the team manager Yuko Nishiwaki. While practicing his rehearsing his best pick-up lines in his head, an unfarmiliar student walked up to him.
    "Hey, I know what your doing!"
    "What, what do you mean... I don't know what you're talking about?"
    "You know exactly what I'm talking about!"
    "How did you know? Look, if you wanna go out with Yuko that bad, I'll forget about it, I don't want any trouble."
    "Hmm... yeah, whatever kid. You know, you got something on your shirt."
    "Huh?"
    DarkPrimus looked down to see a growing red stain on his shirt, and if it weren't for the sword hilt sticking out his chest, he'd have been much more worried about what kind of an impression it would leave on Yuko.

    The next morning flyers were posted all over school with a big declaration on them:

    NOTICE:
    By Order Of the Student Council For The Purpose Of Minimizing Public Mourning:
    [strike]In order to maintain a more lighthearted mood in spite of all the recent tragedies, all public discourse for this day shall take place in reverse! We repeat, any student caught not publically conversing backwards, shall be reccomended for PROBATION and possibly EXPULSION!
    This rule shall be enforced from Midnight EDT (approximately 15 minutes from the time of this posting) until 11PM EDT tommorow (vote close)[/strike]



    "Hey did you hear, rumour has it that the reason Ergandar and Tommy2Hands are absent today is because some weirdo got to them with that revenge site. How messed up is that!"

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    Ultros64 - In charge of the Club Rosters (Club Seer) & B.A.S. 'tard - Expelled by vote
    DarkPrimus - Member of the Kendo Team & Vengeance Seeker- Vigged
    Ergandar - President of the Science Club - Revenge'd
    Tommy2Hands - Member of the Slacker Club - Revenge'd

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    PMs are coming out shortly...

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