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I'm Sorry You Suck So Much, Elki.

ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited March 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
Truly this is a great thread.

Elki's hypothesis has been elevated to the status of theory.

I submitted an entry to Lego Ideas, and if 10,000 people support me, it'll be turned into an actual Lego set!If you'd like to see and support my submission, follow this link.
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  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Truly this is a great thread.

    Elki's hypothesis has been elevated to the status of law.

    (Elki is a considerate lover is the topic?)

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    It must be hard, sucking so much.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The Elkamil Emotional Uncertainty Principle?

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This sort of sorrow really is a global thing. Maybe we can make this a sort of class-action apology.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Someone needs to write a blog entry about this that can be linked in the OP as a valid source.

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  • wunderbarwunderbar What Have I Done? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I hearby delcare this the best thread ever.

    I dunno how Elki can even deal with sucking so much. I know I couldn't. I actually applaud him.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Tube should change Elki's name to "Hoover."
    See, because he sucks so much. Like the president.

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  • piLpiL Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Can we get a poll? I'd like to see how much people think Elki sucks; I think it would round out an already great thread.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Man, "hoover" is a verb in jolly ol' England that means "suck."

    Sort of.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Actually I remember one instance when some stupid motherfucker was trolling in SE late at night. Elki came over and banned him because he was the only mod online.

    So he only sucks a little :)

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  • RikushixRikushix VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Years later, I will look back at this moment and tell my grandchildren, "Not only was I there for the Elki's suckage, I was on the first page."

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    D&D mods are known for being jackasses

    Doc on
  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I like Elki. His pro-Watchmen movie stance has inspired a nation.

    He is a warrior-poet. Like William Wallace... or Beetle Bailey.

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    'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Mmm narcissism.

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  • RikushixRikushix VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    That 1 vote that's already up there for Elki's option better not have been anyone other than Elki.

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  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I demand to know who voted for which option.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Doc wrote: »
    D&D mods are known for being jackasses

    Yes, pretty much.

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  • DmanDman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sentry wrote: »
    I like Elki. His pro-Watchmen movie stance has inspired a nation.

    He is a warrior-poet. Like William Wallace... or Beetle Bailey.

    No, he's more like Kirby.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    I hate you, Jeff.

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2009
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Doc wrote: »
    D&D mods are known for being jackasses

    Yes, pretty much.

    It's pretty much a requirement on the CV for mod positions.

    Echo on
  • Stevo 22Stevo 22 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sentry wrote:
    I like Elki. His pro-Watchmen movie stance has inspired a nation

    Yeah. This.

    I like him...
    because he sucks. :winky:

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  • RikushixRikushix VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    mcdermott wrote: »
    Rikushix wrote: »
    That 1 vote that's already up there for Elki's option better not have been anyone other than Elki.

    Or WHAT?

    Or there will be consequences.

    edit: Two votes now!











    Consequences.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I was about to say "D&D mods aren't jackasses because I have never been infracted."

    Then I realized that would be tempting fate. If fate were a 300-pound ex-con with anger problems and I was tempting his girlfriend.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Man, "hoover" is a verb in jolly ol' England that means "suck."

    Sort of.

    Not even "sort of". That's what it means when used as a verb, that or the act of using a vacuum cleaner. When used as a noun it means the vacuum cleaner itself.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    I was about to say "D&D mods aren't jackasses because I have never been infracted."

    Then I realized that would be tempting fate. If fate were a 300-pound ex-con with anger problems and I was tempting his girlfriend.
    Don't do what I did

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hmm... three votes for the Elki only option.

    Yet another piece of evidence to support my "Elki is Cerberus" theory. Hopefully, one more vote won't be cast and completely invalidate this theory.

    Sentry on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    wrote:
    When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
    'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
  • DmanDman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sentry wrote: »
    Hmm... three votes for the Elki only option.

    Yet another piece of evidence to support my "Elki is Cerberus" theory. Hopefully, one more vote won't be cast and completely invalidate this theory.

    Maybe elki has 2 alts
    so they can apologize to him in thread titles

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  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ELKI: COMBAT OPERANDI -> BELLY OF THE WHALE

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Elki sucks
    much less than Jeffe does

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    I hate you, Jeff.

    <3<3<3

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  • Barack ObamaBarack Obama __BANNED USERS new member
    edited March 2009
    I am disappointed, Jeffery. Very disappointed.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    30 Helens agree, Elks sucks.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Barack Obama wrote: »
    I am disappointed, Jeffery. Very disappointed.

    I am disappointed you don't know how to spell "Jeffrey", Mr. President.

    Swapping the E and the R is a change I can't believe in.

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  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Barack Obama wrote: »
    I am disappointed, Jeffery. Very disappointed.

    I am disappointed you don't know how to spell "Jeffrey", Mr. President.

    Swapping the E and the R is a change I can't believe in.

    He's not going to get stuck in the rigid ideologies of spelling and grammar!

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  • DmanDman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    /snip

    30 Helens agree, Elks sucks.

    Did they all have first hand experience or Elki's just the talk of the town?
    :winky:

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  • RikushixRikushix VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dman wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    /snip

    30 Helens agree, Elks sucks.

    Did they all have first hand experience or Elki's just the talk of the town?
    :winky:

    ewwwwwwwwwwww

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dman wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    /snip

    30 Helens agree, Elks sucks.

    Did they all have first hand experience or Elki's just the talk of the town?
    :winky:

    It can't be first hand...

    otherwise, it would say 30 Unsatisfied Helen's agree...

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    wrote:
    When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
    'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Wow, you guys are mean.

    46 people think that Elki sucks? What a bunch of dicks.

    Elki's fucking awesome, and fuck you guys.

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