That's right, folks, tomorrow, March 14th is our favorite day of the year! Steak & Blowjob Day!
This is the male version of Valentine's Day. A woman of your choice cooks you a steak dinner, and then she gives you a blowjob. It's a pretty simple concept that is extremely rewarding.
I assume most of you guys know about this holiday, since I think I originally heard about it here. Has anyone convinced their significant other that this is a legitimate holiday? Have you celebrated in the past?
That's right, folks, tomorrow, March 14th is our favorite day of the year! Steak & Blowjob Day!
This is the male version of Valentine's Day. A woman of your choice cooks you a steak dinner, and then she gives you a blowjob. It's a pretty simple concept that is extremely rewarding.
I assume most of you guys know about this holiday, since I think I originally heard about it here. Has anyone convinced their significant other that this is a legitimate holiday? Have you celebrated in the past?
Ah, so you're Bryce.
Saw the update on Facebook.
No offense but I removed you as a friend because I couldn't figure out how the hell we were acquainted. Also I was flooded with your updates about things.
Why don't you just fold this into Valentine's Day?
I mean, the way me and the missus run Valentine's Day, it is pretty much Steak and Blowjob day already, except it is also Chocolate and Massage day too.
Holidays are supposed to cheer us up. So when I looked at my calendar and saw that March 14th was coming soon, I broke down in tears.
Tomorrow, March 14th is Steak & Blowjob day.
I'm a man. I have needs; needs of meat and mouths. For once, a holiday caters specifically to MY needs. But this isn't a holiday I can celebrate alone. I'm gonna need some help.
That's why I took my campaign of change to the internet, where you can find people who are willing to do anything. I posted a personal ad on Craigslist. Here it is:
Hello, holiday celebrators! I'm sure you are aware of the popular holiday, Valentine's Day, celebrated every February 14th. This holiday caters largely to women, so a new holiday was created a few years ago. This holiday is called Steak & Blowjob Day. It is TOMORROW! It's the male equivalent to Valentine's day, celebrated one month after Valentine's Day, March 14th. The holiday is simple; A woman cooks a steak dinner, and then gives the man a blowjob, slang for oral sex.
The reason I'm posting this is because this year, I am without a partner. I am looking for a nice woman to invite me to her house, cook me a steak, and then give me a blowjob.
If you are interested, please reply immediately with a picture and a detailed explanation on your cooking abilities. I'll assume you know how to give a decent blowjob.
Thank you, and if you don't celebrate with me, make sure you celebrate somehow and spread the word!
This might not be easy, which is why I also need your help. Do you know any women who know how to cook a steak medium rare and know how to suck a dick until it's dry? Good! My email is on the right.
Holidays are supposed to cheer us up. So when I looked at my calendar and saw that March 14th was coming soon, I broke down in tears.
Tomorrow, March 14th is Steak & Blowjob day.
I'm a man. I have needs; needs of meat and mouths. For once, a holiday caters specifically to MY needs. But this isn't a holiday I can celebrate alone. I'm gonna need some help.
That's why I took my campaign of change to the internet, where you can find people who are willing to do anything. I posted a personal ad on Craigslist. Here it is:
Hello, holiday celebrators! I'm sure you are aware of the popular holiday, Valentine's Day, celebrated every February 14th. This holiday caters largely to women, so a new holiday was created a few years ago. This holiday is called Steak & Blowjob Day. It is TOMORROW! It's the male equivalent to Valentine's day, celebrated one month after Valentine's Day, March 14th. The holiday is simple; A woman cooks a steak dinner, and then gives the man a blowjob, slang for oral sex.
The reason I'm posting this is because this year, I am without a partner. I am looking for a nice woman to invite me to her house, cook me a steak, and then give me a blowjob.
If you are interested, please reply immediately with a picture and a detailed explanation on your cooking abilities. I'll assume you know how to give a decent blowjob.
Thank you, and if you don't celebrate with me, make sure you celebrate somehow and spread the word!
This might not be easy, which is why I also need your help. Do you know any women who know how to cook a steak medium rare and know how to suck a dick until it's dry? Good! My email is on the right.
Every day would be steak and blowjob day for me except that I only like to have steak twice a month at most because it's delicious but also not healthy to have every day.
And I prefer sexual intercourse to blowjobs mostly, though they are pretty sexy to have preformed.
Kantankeris do you really think I expect any sort of sex out of this? could you not pick up any pieces of sarcasm on my site or on the ad I posted? are you that stupid?
we're supposed to be lazy, gluttonous, emotionally stunted, selfish, rude, dirty, and an assortment of other stereotypes
for an example of this see any Carl's Jr commercial ever
LOL GUYS THINK FANCY IS A BURGER FROM CARLS JUNIOR HAHA MEN SURE ARE UNSOPHISTICATED
but weirdly, huge segments of our society praise and reward people who conform to what really ought to be considered negative and damaging misandrist stereotypes
Like, what exactly do men gain from being masculine if this is what masculinity has become?
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oh awesome, PA is going to take another day out of its schedule to remind me how alone I am
we're supposed to be lazy, gluttonous, emotionally stunted, selfish, rude, dirty, and an assortment of other stereotypes
for an example of this see any Carl's Jr commercial ever
LOL GUYS THINK FANCY IS A BURGER FROM CARLS JUNIOR HAHA MEN SURE ARE UNSOPHISTICATED
but weirdly, huge segments of our society praise and reward people who conform to what really ought to be considered negative and damaging misandrist stereotypes
Like, what exactly do men gain from being masculine if this is what masculinity has become?
do you want some chicken with your whine?
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Ah, so you're Bryce.
Saw the update on Facebook.
No offense but I removed you as a friend because I couldn't figure out how the hell we were acquainted. Also I was flooded with your updates about things.
Steaks are delicious and blowjobs are probably less so but that doesn't make them any less fantastic
I mean, the way me and the missus run Valentine's Day, it is pretty much Steak and Blowjob day already, except it is also Chocolate and Massage day too.
JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
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his blog
You are sooo gonna get laid dogg!
:^:
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the choom gang knows what's up
WOMEN ARE SHREWS WHO HATE SEX AND MAKE YOU BUY FLOWERS LOL
shit, gotta find me some steaks shaped like pi
quick what do you think of racism!
And I prefer sexual intercourse to blowjobs mostly, though they are pretty sexy to have preformed.
It's in September I think.
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September 8th.
My birthday.
I probably won't ask for a blowjob, though
we're having a friend over and I think it'd be impolite
Shut up and go buy a shirt with a shark eating a kitten on it. We gotta start this Pineapple Express remake ASAP.
There are so many negative stereotypes about men
we're supposed to be lazy, gluttonous, emotionally stunted, selfish, rude, dirty, and an assortment of other stereotypes
for an example of this see any Carl's Jr commercial ever
LOL GUYS THINK FANCY IS A BURGER FROM CARLS JUNIOR HAHA MEN SURE ARE UNSOPHISTICATED
but weirdly, huge segments of our society praise and reward people who conform to what really ought to be considered negative and damaging misandrist stereotypes
Like, what exactly do men gain from being masculine if this is what masculinity has become?
thanks, queermos
"Sooooo, you looking forward to the weekend?"
"Huh?"
"The weeeeeekend"
"Oh yeah!"
However she isn't the best cook so instead she's taking me to this awesome Irish pub and buying me one.
EDIT: A steak. Not a blowjob.
do you want some chicken with your whine?
Stop quoting my OkCupid profile.
I mean c'mon, fuck
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hey baby, i see we like the same things
There are theories, yes.