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Apple juice can get moldy
Larlar
consecutive normal brunchesModerator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
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If you didn't know this, you can know it now...before you accidentally drink half a container of moldy juice.
This has been a public service announcement.
This has been a public service announcement.
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does one make space jam from moon grapes?
tell me who I can send money to to help.
Cuz I learned that from my fridge one day.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
On a completely unrelated note i'm drinking sparkling apple juice right now. It's delicious, and not at all full of mold.
Nonsense.
Mmmhmm, that's good juice.
tell me, what other fruit juices do they make in sparkly varieties?
I paid at the office
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
All of them, all of them sparkling.
The supermarket? Heaven.
So far I've:
-dumped the rest of the juice
-wondered how much mold I actually just drank considering I'd drained three full glasses
-made a thread about it
If I die, I'll add that to the list.
*Dreams of sparkly cantelopes*
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
If you start tripping you realize half of this forum will start molding their own juice.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
because I'm not willingly losing money to another man who's went and died of moldy juice-sickness.
cause isnt cider old apple juice?
The circle of apple juice molding, told via larlar's gastrointenstinal tract?
Gentlemen, may I present to you the next step in thrist quenching technology, gingseng, caffeine, various fruit flavors, and all the malt liquor you can stomach. May I present to you "Joose"!
Wait a minute, caffeine and alcohol...that can't be good for you.
Ever drink a Sparks? Your body gets hyper and your brain gets drunk. Fun, especially on a fishing boat.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
but how did you drink 3 glasses?
did it taste fine, then you noticed some mold in the container afterward?
it was alright
thats more than i expected
Hooks and whatnot.
Noted, but I was mostly thinking bout what kind of reaction cause if anything I wouldn't handle it calmly. Did you scream bloody murder and cry to the gods or see the mold, look at your cup, then hurl int he kitchen sink?
Apparently I get angry at the fish and catch them at a voracious rate. I don't remember yelling at the northern pike that stole my brother-in-law's bait, but I caught that theiving bastard.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
I was thirsty!
And except for the peaceful glow of late night television, it was too dark to tell.
And each subsequent glass tasted weirder, as I can only assume the more I poured out, the more the mold-to-juice ratio increased at a dangerously exponential rate.
Dragon Joose, you guys. Dragon Joose.
If I actually expected this to stay on topic I wouldn't let myself post here anymore.