Team Fortress 2 : Pictograph Edition
John Zoidberg
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I am here to show you what I do every day. Kill tiny men.
Team Fortress 2 is a team based multiplayer FPS developed and maintained by Valve. The best resource for questions pertaining to one of the nine classes is either asking in game or TF2 WIKI DOT NET. They have everything from what damage each weapon does to (sometimes outdated) HOW TO PLAY VIDEOS.
Steam Forum : How To Archive - Thanks to TVs_Frank for providing the link.
Servers:
These are where you can join my killing time.
How to add a server:
Before you start TF2, right click Steam in your toolbar and click on Servers. Go to the Favorites tab, click Add a Server, and type in the IP. Next time you launch TF2, go to the Favorites tab and select one of the servers that has people in it, type in the password (wang), and you should be good to go. Also make sure "Show map list" is unchecked in the bottom left. It makes finding servers stupid as hell.
Job's
Hyperbolic Drama Chamber
Normal server with sourcemod for votes. Recently has had lag problems.
66.55.142.242:27015
JonXP's
JonXP's Server
Regular vanilla server. No votes. Significantly less lag. It's a trade off.
tf2.finalmeasure.com
PMAvers's
House of Non-Conformity
PMAvers picks the good from the bad so we can enjoy the maps that matter.
208.167.243.68:27015
Download the Map Pack.
Extract to: Steam\steamapps\<your account>\team fortress 2\tf\maps
IMPORTANT NOTE: There is no real PA TF2 Steam Group. The HoNC has a Honc Night group that occasionally announces a custom map night, but that's about it. To get involved and meet people post here and add the servers to your favorites and hop on.
Join us on IRC: irc.slashnet.org #paforums_tf2
Misc. Questions:
QUESTION: Where did you get that steam signature image?
ANSWER: from http://steamcalculator.com where our forum friend Alabaster "Suds" Slim has done the great service of providing them to us.
QUESTION: How do I make my screenshots a decent format?
ANSWER: Enable developers console in your advanced settings and hit the ~ key. Then type "bind F5 jpeg" and hit enter.
QUESTION: Where do I get news pertaining to TF2?
ANSWER: Valve's TF2 Blog
ANSWER: from http://steamcalculator.com where our forum friend Alabaster "Suds" Slim has done the great service of providing them to us.
QUESTION: How do I make my screenshots a decent format?
ANSWER: Enable developers console in your advanced settings and hit the ~ key. Then type "bind F5 jpeg" and hit enter.
QUESTION: Where do I get news pertaining to TF2?
ANSWER: Valve's TF2 Blog
Meet The Babies:
Meet The Scout
The Scout is tiniest of tiny babies. He jumps around like a.. thing that jumps around a lot and he loves to put his balls in our faces.
Meet The Soldier
This man I like. He enjoys killing time almost as much as I do. He jumps around too but does it in a much more manly way.
Meet The Pyro
We can never understand a word this guy says. At least, we think it's a guy. Medic told me a rumor that was going around. He / she loves to burn things.
Meet The Demoman
Always drunk. He enjoys blowing things up in a number of ways. Did I mention he is always drunk?
Meet The Heavy
The best of the team. No offense can succeed without me. Basically, I am awesome.
Meet The Engineer
A credit to the team. Helps me reach the killing faster and provides stuff for me to destroy.
Meet The Sniper
I wish my head was smaller.
Meet The Spy
My back hates this guy. Loves to cloak and disguise and piss me off.
Meet The Medic
I love the Medic. He is the reason most of us stay alive long enough to kill anyone.
Gametypes:
Payload
In this mode my team has to push this little cart from checkpoint to checkpoint or stop pitiful other team from doing the same. If the cart reaches the final destination then we win.
Capture Points
In this mode my team has to capture key areas around the map until they fall under our control or stop awful other team from doing the same. When all points are captured then it is over.
Intelligence
In this mode my team has to capture dreadful other teams intelligence while preventing them from doing the same. The usual number of captures is 3.
Arena
In this mode my team has to kill terrible other team and stop them from killing us. 2 round wins in a row and teams are scrambled. If that happens then worst team becomes best team because I am on it. After a period of time a neutral capture point becomes available. When captured this ends the round.
My Favorite Movies:
300:
This is blasphemy!.. This is MADNESS!!
Madness?
THIS.. IS.. BADWATER!!
Madness?
THIS.. IS.. BADWATER!!
Alien:
The Shining:
Mmmph Mmphmrrph!!!
Dr. Strangelove:
Predator:
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Also, in the last thread:
oh god.
"Mmmph Mmphmrrph!!!"
I was quiet for the rest of the match but nobody called me out on it.
Also, THIS OP WILL GROW AND GROW.
http://2dadventure.com/ags/Valvethreadtitle2.png
Well done Zoid. Well done.
Done. I meant to ask you for that.
Google chrome doesn't like me rating threads for some reason.
Backlog Wars - Sonic Generations | Steam!
Viewing the forums through rose colored glasses... or Suriko's Ye Old Style and The PostCount/TimeStamp Restoral Device
/sadface
Any reason/fix found for that stuff?
[x] Radisson Hotel Boston
[x] Pre-Pax Dinner
[x] BYOC and 3 Day Pass
I'm sorry about all that, by the way.
It seemingly went away for a time but then people reported it coming back. For myself it has only ever been jumpy stutter lag rather than full blown fire my gun to see bullets come out 5 seconds later.
Plus, why the hell doesn't marty speak? I haven't heard his angelic chimes for quite some time and it makes me feel like he hates me when he types in response.
Edit:
hahaha I do this sometimes, but the WORST THING IMAGINABLE, it's unspoken and should NEVER BE DONE BY ANY MAN, WOMAN, OR PRIEST.
yawning on the fucking mic is intolerable and punishable by death. that shit is contagious and will never ever stop, just like the wave at a baseball game.
He had some authentic excuse... I can't remember what it was...
egg on the face, maybe, obstructing his mouth. Dunno for sure.
Also when Snappy entered the game, marty's reaction was priceless.
The terrible from Fife has followed Marty and he doesn't want to infect you all with it, so he doesn't speak anymore.
First I get teamswitched in the last 30 seconds of a round of CP_granary but now when I try to spawn heavy with natascha my game breaks
Fucking TF2
Ohtsam: Natascha is a terrible weapon anyway.
Added to the OP. Thanks Frank.
We'll see...
Keep it on topic or I will kill you all.
XBL |Steam | PSN | last.fm
If you are a sadist and can mess with the colours you could try a Sin City one but.. probably not much fun without any lady characters.
Yea I enjoy resetting my internet at least 15x a day. It's a hobby of mine.
I smile back at the big man
As he murders me