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What the hell is wrong with me?

Publius Aelius HadrianusPublius Aelius Hadrianus Permanently blandSeattle, Washington Registered User regular
edited March 2009 in Social Entropy++
Every time I try and envision something I ate (recently or otherwise), I picture myself chewing either razor blades or broken glass along with said food. It's eerily detailed and realistic in my head as if I had already seen myself in a mirror or something. It's been like this for as long as I can remember. I have no fascination with razor blades or broken glass either. It would make sense if it was apart of a fetish or something, but I don't even have that to go on.


It happens every single time from soup to pizza to creme brule.


W T F ?



I'm hoping someone else has this.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited March 2009
    End it now, its the only way.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    are you a fatty?

    do you feel guilty about what you ate?

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Try eating razor blades, then later envision yourself eating them, and report back.

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Try eating razor blades, then later envision yourself eating them, and report back.

    best sass post of 2009

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wtf mate, also why would you hope that on someone else. So wrong.

    Maybe you are feeling bad about something

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    Publius Aelius HadrianusPublius Aelius Hadrianus Permanently bland Seattle, Washington Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    are you a fatty?

    do you feel guilty about what you ate?


    No to both. I only feel guilty about playing videogames because I could be doing something more productive like learning to play guitar or using SketchUp.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    brain spiders thread

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Well for starters, you came in here looking for serious answers about your insane thoughts. That right there is what the experts call fucking stupid.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    brain spiders thread

    They get in by squeezing around your eyeball.

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    brain spiders thread

    They get in by squeezing around your eyeball.

    and crawling in through your ears and mouth while you're sleeping

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    Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Try eating razor blades, then later envision yourself eating them, and report back.

    He'd probably envision some cherry cobbler or something.

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    JimpyJimpy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Are you taking anti-depressants or any type of drug that may induce suicidal thoughts?

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    My professor told me about a case very similar to this.

    Diagnosis: you're a linkin park fan.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I have 101 degree fever. I feel these two things are connected and I am sorry for using my new found mutant powers to make you envision eating razor blades.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I have a thing where every time my toes are cold I have vivid fantasies of biting them off.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited March 2009
    are you a fatty?

    do you feel guilty about what you ate?


    No to both. I only feel guilty about playing videogames because I could be doing something more productive like learning to play guitar or using SketchUp.

    or eating broken glass and razor blades

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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    I have a thing where every time my toes are cold I have vivid fantasies of biting them off.

    They are delicious popsicles.

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jimpy wrote: »
    Are you taking anti-depressants or any type of drug that may induce suicidal thoughts?

    this is a good question

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    go to a damn doctor already

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    ?

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    Publius Aelius HadrianusPublius Aelius Hadrianus Permanently bland Seattle, Washington Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Futore wrote: »
    My professor told me about a case very similar to this.

    Diagnosis: you're a linkin park fan.

    CRAWWWLLLINGGG INNNNN MYYYY - No.
    Jimpy wrote: »
    Are you taking anti-depressants or any type of drug that may induce suicidal thoughts?

    Nope. I only pop fish oil. Omega-3 baby!
    Hunter wrote: »
    Well for starters, you came in here looking for serious answers about your insane thoughts. That right there is what the experts call fucking stupid.


    I prefer the humorous answers actually. Seriously this entertainment is free.

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