I was just thinking about a couple of the hilaious things that my group has said over the years of gaming and I just wanted to share a couple and for people to share theirs.
From our cleric after someone just got hit for major damage after getting healed:
"Didn't I just heal your stupid ass?"
From our ranger after sniping out the goblin with a bow+arrow:
"Feel the wrath of my arrow to your face, bitch!"