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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    We mark up espresso 1600% apparently.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    OremLK wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I swear wasn't it liv tyler in pearl harbor?

    No. She was in Armageddon though, doing the whole cheesy romance subplot thing there
    With Ben Affleck, to boot.

    Don't forget Jersey Girl.
    Kidding.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    OremLK wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I swear wasn't it liv tyler in pearl harbor?

    No. She was in Armageddon though, doing the whole cheesy romance subplot thing there

    DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYYYYYYYYEEEESSSS

    DON'T WANNA FALL ASLEEP

    CUZ I MISS YOU BABE

    AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THIIIIIIIINGGGGG

    I wonder if Steve Tyler ever jerked off to Liv Tyler... "Oh shit better write some more shitty songs guys."

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    OremLK wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I swear wasn't it liv tyler in pearl harbor?

    No. She was in Armageddon though, doing the whole cheesy romance subplot thing there

    DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYYYYYYYYEEEESSSS

    DON'T WANNA FALL ASLEEP

    CUZ I MISS YOU BABE

    AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THIIIIIIIINGGGGG

    I wonder if Steve Tyler ever jerked off to Liv Tyler... "Oh shit better write some more shitty songs guys."
    Considering the video for Crazy, I'd say yes.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    "Hey guys I want to write a song about a guy who goes crazy for a girl"

    "Ok Steve, sounds good."

    "We should do a video too, but it needs to be extra sexy, who should we get?"

    "Uhhh.... Alicia Silverstone is pretty hot now Steve."

    "Yeah, let's get her. And my daughter."

    "Uhhhh...."

    "And make my daughter do a strip scene."

    "Uhhhhhhhh.....

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I swear most of the father daughter hollywood stuff sounds borderline incestuous. Like the simpsons or lohans.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    I swear most of the father daughter hollywood stuff sounds borderline incestuous. Like the simpsons or lohans.
    Is it wrong of me that I thought you meant the "The Simpsons"?

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    How have I not been watching Arrested Development all this time

    You're a bad person?

    That's her excuse for everything.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    How have I not been watching Arrested Development all this time

    How do you guys watch so much TV
    Hulu!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    I swear most of the father daughter hollywood stuff sounds borderline incestuous. Like the simpsons or lohans.
    Is it wrong of me that I thought you meant the "The Simpsons"?

    No after seeing some simpsons porn once, well *shudder*.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Soup is not an invitation for you to talk about food, you fatty fat fat fat ... fat fat fats.

    It's what an auto-filter does to the word 'sup' which is stupid, anyway. I like soup, better.

    Mmm ... soup.

    DAMNIT!

    Anyway, I enjoy Fridays.

    I also enjoy Zelda games. I'm playing Twilight Princess over again and realizing it was awesome. No thanks to Midna fanboys or Steampunk idiots, though.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I swear most of the father daughter hollywood stuff sounds borderline incestuous. Like the simpsons or lohans.
    Is it wrong of me that I thought you meant the "The Simpsons"?

    No after seeing some simpsons porn once, well *shudder*.
    Man I've seen Spongebob hentai.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I swear most of the father daughter hollywood stuff sounds borderline incestuous. Like the simpsons or lohans.
    Is it wrong of me that I thought you meant the "The Simpsons"?

    No after seeing some simpsons porn once, well Aye Carumba!.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I swear most of the father daughter hollywood stuff sounds borderline incestuous. Like the simpsons or lohans.
    Is it wrong of me that I thought you meant the "The Simpsons"?

    No after seeing some simpsons porn once, well *shudder*.
    Man I've seen Spongebob hentai.

    Rule 34 is horrific.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Soup is not an invitation for you to talk about food, you fatty fat fat fat ... fat fat fats.

    It's what an auto-filter does to the word 'sup' which is stupid, anyway. I like soup, better.

    Mmm ... soup.

    DAMNIT!

    Anyway, I enjoy Fridays.

    I also enjoy Zelda games. I'm playing Twilight Princess over again and realizing it was awesome. No thanks to Midna fanboys or Steampunk idiots, though.

    Doesn't really take a fanboy to acknowledge that Midna beats the shit out of Navi.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I swear most of the father daughter hollywood stuff sounds borderline incestuous. Like the simpsons or lohans.
    Is it wrong of me that I thought you meant the "The Simpsons"?

    No after seeing some simpsons porn once, well *shudder*.
    Man I've seen Spongebob hentai.

    Rule 34 is horrific.
    Rule 34 is like cataloging Nazi war crimes. The things you discover are awful, but, you just have to.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Man now I know why Cobra never beat joe, they were all too busy fucking the baroness. Thank you internet!

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    So we're getting settled in the new apartment, and I go to take a picture off the wall that the previous tenant forgot to take with him.

    The landlady failed to mention that this particular scenic shot is a permanent fixture, since when you take it down about a 15" square piece of the wall comes with it, revealing the recessed circuit breakers and creepy brick and pipe.

    o_O

    Is that even up to building code? Because that sounds like it's not up to building code.

    I dunno that it's really a safety issue. I imagine they just didn't want to take out the breaker and move it 18" away from the wall, and this was the most decorative solution.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    So we're getting settled in the new apartment, and I go to take a picture off the wall that the previous tenant forgot to take with him.

    The landlady failed to mention that this particular scenic shot is a permanent fixture, since when you take it down about a 15" square piece of the wall comes with it, revealing the recessed circuit breakers and creepy brick and pipe.

    o_O

    Is that even up to building code? Because that sounds like it's not up to building code.

    I dunno that it's really a safety issue. I imagine they just didn't want to take out the breaker and move it 18" away from the wall, and this was the most decorative solution.

    But they could at least patch up the wall there

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man now I know why Cobra never beat joe, they were all too busy fucking the baroness. Thank you internet!

    I need to make sure to see that movie.
    baronesss.jpg

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man now I know why Cobra never beat joe, they were all too busy fucking the baroness. Thank you internet!

    I need to make sure to see that movie.
    Baroness.jpg

    Man all that leather would be hard to take off when you want to get your fuck on.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man now I know why Cobra never beat joe, they were all too busy fucking the baroness. Thank you internet!

    and practicing yelling while firing.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man now I know why Cobra never beat joe, they were all too busy fucking the baroness. Thank you internet!

    I need to make sure to see that movie.
    Baroness.jpg

    Man all that leather would be hard to take off when you want to get your fuck on.

    Particularly since she seems to be wearing a gun.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Going through my checklist of gear...

    I can't believe that bringing 4,000 paintballs just for myself for the tournament tomorrow is considered like, bringing the minimum...

    So nervous.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009

    Particularly since she seems to be wearing a gun.

    Bah she's cobra she couldn't hit you if you were trying to rape her.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man now I know why Cobra never beat joe, they were all too busy fucking the baroness. Thank you internet!

    I need to make sure to see that movie.
    baronesss.jpg

    She... doesn't look like the Baroness at all.

    I ran into a girl who was like 5'4" who looked more like the Baroness at the market yesterday.

    She lookes like Cindy Crawford with shitty valley girl oversized sunglasses and an X-Men: The Movie outfit.

    This is like what they did to Elektra.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    Particularly since she seems to be wearing a gun.

    Bah she's cobra she couldn't hit you if you were trying to rape her.

    According to the more recent comics, that's only true of members of G.I. Joe.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man now I know why Cobra never beat joe, they were all too busy fucking the baroness. Thank you internet!

    I need to make sure to see that movie.
    baronesss.jpg

    She... doesn't look like the Baroness at all.

    I ran into a girl who was like 5'4" who looked more like the Baroness at the market yesterday.

    She lookes like Cindy Crawford with shitty valley girl oversized sunglasses and an X-Men: The Movie outfit.

    Cartoon women lack facial definition, real Russian women do not. That's why real Russian women > cartoons.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    Particularly since she seems to be wearing a gun.

    Bah she's cobra she couldn't hit you if you were trying to rape her.

    According to the more recent comics, that's only true of members of G.I. Joe.
    Wait there's GI Joe rape comics? Yesssssss


    I mean nooooooo

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    Particularly since she seems to be wearing a gun.

    Bah she's cobra she couldn't hit you if you were trying to rape her.

    According to the more recent comics, that's only true of members of G.I. Joe.

    Comic apologists!

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Cartoon women lack facial definition, real Russian women do not. That's why real Russian women > cartoons.

    Dude, there are overweight cosplayers who look more like the Baroness than that woman.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »

    Particularly since she seems to be wearing a gun.

    Bah she's cobra she couldn't hit you if you were trying to rape her.

    According to the more recent comics, that's only true of members of G.I. Joe.

    Comic apologists!

    You really should check out the most recent run of the G.I. Joe comic. The first issue was actually pretty awesome.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Cartoon women lack facial definition, real Russian women do not. That's why real Russian women > cartoons.

    Dude, there are overweight cosplayers who look more like the Baroness than that woman.

    Overweight cosplayers also often lack facial definition (fat hides the bone-structure). This really just goes to support my argument.

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    WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I come from the future! My proof?

    My avatar is from Monday's strip.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    never seen G I Joe. not even once.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Cartoon women lack facial definition, real Russian women do not. That's why real Russian women > cartoons.

    Dude, there are overweight cosplayers who look more like the Baroness than that woman.

    Overweight cosplayers also often lack facial definition (fat hides the bone-structure). This really just goes to support my argument.

    There are also cute ones.

    Maybe if they straightened and darkened her hair and gave her the right glasses and had higher cheek bones.

    Fuck, just put Cher in the role.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    never seen G I Joe. not even once.

    it was basically a half hour toy commerical

    so you comin tonight?

    No one else will be there just me and jess.

    Up to you really

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    never seen G I Joe. not even once.

    This is the only GI Joe you need to see

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I've decided that I think animals do have a soul, purely because this is the opinion that I think will annoy the most people.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Variable wrote: »
    never seen G I Joe. not even once.

    it was basically a half hour toy commerical

    so you comin tonight?

    No one else will be there just me and jess.

    Up to you really

    did JK die?

    if that's the case I may not. not to just bale on it but my cousin is having a birthday thing I was going to skip (not a big thing just going to a bar) but maybe I'll go over to that instead. especially since we have medo coming next week so there will be hanging to be done.

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