MorgensternICH BIN DER PESTVOGELDU KAMPFAFFE!Registered Userregular
edited March 2009
Man, this thread needs some red panda pictures stat.
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You can do 1-on-1 meets with the Red Panda for like $45 at the Wellington Zoo here (which is like $22 American with the awesome exchange rate right now)
give that red panda a Wall Street Journal and a cigar
That red panda just saw his stocks hit rock bottom and he's going to jump!
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Well that settles it. Red Pandas are my favorite animal.
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edited March 2009
Yea, same here.
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edited March 2009
Yeah, we have a lot in common. Headbutting asian girls for example.
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edited March 2009
Sometimes you can't beat headbutting Asian girls in the face. I do it down on Whyte Ave from time to time. They come out of LuLuLemon and I just give them the old whack.
Then I ask for their number.
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“Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
says the filthy disgusting creature that spits on people
least I don't destroy populations of native birds
yes, stoats/ermines and ferrets eat kiwis and their eggs
watch the kiwi video again, and think about that
there is only one breed of wild ferret and it's not even truly related to the domestic ferret. it's called the black footed ferret and it lives in the midwest united states and is currently endangered. domestic ferrets have been selectively bred for generations to be mousers for farmers. it's like you're comparing a wolf to a poodle. wolves hunt and eat rabbits, so poodles must as well.
check your facts, son.
a poodle let loose in a chicken coop could still quite easily kill a lot of chickens, and escaped pet ferrets do eat bird eggs. Domesticated cats kill a shitload of native birds too, to be fair.
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edited March 2009
Yea, Asian girls like that.
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“Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
says the filthy disgusting creature that spits on people
least I don't destroy populations of native birds
yes, stoats/ermines and ferrets eat kiwis and their eggs
watch the kiwi video again, and think about that
there is only one breed of wild ferret and it's not even truly related to the domestic ferret. it's called the black footed ferret and it lives in the midwest united states and is currently endangered. domestic ferrets have been selectively bred for generations to be mousers for farmers. it's like you're comparing a wolf to a poodle. wolves hunt and eat rabbits, so poodles must as well.
check your facts, son.
a poodle let loose in a chicken coop could still quite easily kill a lot of chickens, and escaped pet ferrets do eat bird eggs. Domesticated cats kill a shitload of native birds too, to be fair.
Birds are pretty gay though.
Most of 'em anyway.
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says the filthy disgusting creature that spits on people
least I don't destroy populations of native birds
yes, stoats/ermines and ferrets eat kiwis and their eggs
watch the kiwi video again, and think about that
there is only one breed of wild ferret and it's not even truly related to the domestic ferret. it's called the black footed ferret and it lives in the midwest united states and is currently endangered. domestic ferrets have been selectively bred for generations to be mousers for farmers. it's like you're comparing a wolf to a poodle. wolves hunt and eat rabbits, so poodles must as well.
check your facts, son.
a poodle let loose in a chicken coop could still quite easily kill a lot of chickens, and escaped pet ferrets do eat bird eggs. Domesticated cats kill a shitload of native birds too, to be fair.
says the filthy disgusting creature that spits on people
least I don't destroy populations of native birds
yes, stoats/ermines and ferrets eat kiwis and their eggs
watch the kiwi video again, and think about that
there is only one breed of wild ferret and it's not even truly related to the domestic ferret. it's called the black footed ferret and it lives in the midwest united states and is currently endangered. domestic ferrets have been selectively bred for generations to be mousers for farmers. it's like you're comparing a wolf to a poodle. wolves hunt and eat rabbits, so poodles must as well.
check your facts, son.
a poodle let loose in a chicken coop could still quite easily kill a lot of chickens, and escaped pet ferrets do eat bird eggs. Domesticated cats kill a shitload of native birds too, to be fair.
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edited March 2009
My dog follows me around the house and somteims farts when he stands right next to me. He then runs off and hides.
He's a son of a bitch.
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says the filthy disgusting creature that spits on people
least I don't destroy populations of native birds
yes, stoats/ermines and ferrets eat kiwis and their eggs
watch the kiwi video again, and think about that
there is only one breed of wild ferret and it's not even truly related to the domestic ferret. it's called the black footed ferret and it lives in the midwest united states and is currently endangered. domestic ferrets have been selectively bred for generations to be mousers for farmers. it's like you're comparing a wolf to a poodle. wolves hunt and eat rabbits, so poodles must as well.
check your facts, son.
a poodle let loose in a chicken coop could still quite easily kill a lot of chickens, and escaped pet ferrets do eat bird eggs. Domesticated cats kill a shitload of native birds too, to be fair.
cats kill for fun too. fuckers.
that's pretty much exactly what llama just said?
oh, yeah i suppose he did. but yeah, cougars are cocks. all slaughtering whole herds of sheep in some crazy berserk rage.
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My dog follows me around the house and somteims farts when he stands right next to me. He then runs off and hides.
He's a son of a bitch.
My dog does this, as well. It's too annoying for words to convey accurately.
He's done it before when my girlfriend and I were on the couch watching tv, and he's up there with us. Suddenly he lets one out, jumps and walks off and we don't notice the fart for about 10 seconds.
She's blamed it on me several times before.
This dog is a son of a bitch. I need to say it again.
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I want the screenplay for Space-Bat: The Movie on my desk by noon tomorrow, you all got that?!
We have to make something to commemorate this brave little soul and his flight to the heavens
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Yea, that's what I was going for.
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edited March 2009
Holy fuck. If we made a movie out of this, we'd make millions. Maybe billions.
We'd need a happy ending, though, so he will have to be high fiving the moon at the end.
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Holy fuck. If we made a movie out of this, we'd make millions. Maybe billions.
We'd need a happy ending, though, so he will have to be high fiving the moon at the end.
see it's bound to work because it will be an animated movie about a bat who made all his own rules, a bat who wouldn't resign himself to hanging upsidedown in caves and eating insects, a bat who had a dream.
Holy fuck. If we made a movie out of this, we'd make millions. Maybe billions.
We'd need a happy ending, though, so he will have to be high fiving the moon at the end.
see it's bound to work because it will be an animated movie about a bat who made all his own rules, a bat who wouldn't resign himself to hanging upsidedown in caves and eating insects, a bat who had a dream.
and it's based on a true story
watchmen spoilers!
my favorite part of the opening of the watchmen movie is when the soldiers shoot the guns at the people putting flowers in them.
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edited March 2009
#pipe, I like your style.
I may not agree with you about the drummer for Saosin, but I like your style when it comes to how we're going to pitch this thing to the big players.
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That red panda just saw his stocks hit rock bottom and he's going to jump!
Then I ask for their number.
a poodle let loose in a chicken coop could still quite easily kill a lot of chickens, and escaped pet ferrets do eat bird eggs. Domesticated cats kill a shitload of native birds too, to be fair.
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
Most of 'em anyway.
cats kill for fun too. fuckers.
He's a son of a bitch.
oh, yeah i suppose he did.
burnin up his fuel out there
GOD SPEED YOU, LITTLE GUY
He's done it before when my girlfriend and I were on the couch watching tv, and he's up there with us. Suddenly he lets one out, jumps and walks off and we don't notice the fart for about 10 seconds.
She's blamed it on me several times before.
This dog is a son of a bitch. I need to say it again.
Why yes
Yes he is
PSN ID : DetectiveOlivaw | TWITTER | STEAM ID | NEVER FORGET
We have to make something to commemorate this brave little soul and his flight to the heavens
i'll call dreamworks.
I am easily manipulated emotionally, I suppose
PSN ID : DetectiveOlivaw | TWITTER | STEAM ID | NEVER FORGET
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
Flies on the moon? Fuhgeddaboutit
We'd need a happy ending, though, so he will have to be high fiving the moon at the end.
How much money will you give me
PSN ID : DetectiveOlivaw | TWITTER | STEAM ID | NEVER FORGET
30 thousand sound good to you? Any more and you'll be breaking my balls Olivaw... just breakin' 'em
edit: well, you think about it, and tell me later how much having a job is worth to you. I have to go find someone for casting...
see it's bound to work because it will be an animated movie about a bat who made all his own rules, a bat who wouldn't resign himself to hanging upsidedown in caves and eating insects, a bat who had a dream.
and it's based on a true story
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
watchmen spoilers!
I may not agree with you about the drummer for Saosin, but I like your style when it comes to how we're going to pitch this thing to the big players.