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Cobra Commander's New Business Venture

ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it onRegistered User regular
edited March 2009 in Social Entropy++
The ruined walls of the jungle fortress spoke to the harsh reality of the post millennial recession. It was not the wretched Joe that tore down these walls, but the indifference and incompetence of the world economy. It wasn't always like this. In the heyday of the 80's the commander always had a backup. Joe blows up your tank? Fly the helicopter. Lost your Jungle fortress? Move into your mountain citadel. But this, this was the worst of all times. He would be forced to go back to the thing that turned him to a life of crime. Back to the world where he endured endless screaming, constant fear, and tying other people's shoelaces.
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It was time to go back into the daycare industry.

So tell me SE++, what is the thing you are least proud of doing that might otherwise be respectable so long as someone else is doing it?

Alternatively we could complain about how bad the new GI Joe movie is going to be, but I am so uninterested I cannot even forge complete run-on sentences about

A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    what

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    She's my kind of caregiver.

    Macro9 on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    goddamn i would have a kid just so i could dro pit off at that daycare

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Those kids are pretty pumped, gotta admit.

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    What, what is this about? Cobra day care?

    Melding on
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Well I'd be pumped too if my daycare teacher was a hot chick in latex.

    Metzger Meister on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't understand the question you've asked in the OP

    but I am pumped for the G.I. Joe movie so fuck you

    Grey Ghost on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wait, strike that, i'll just steal a kid

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Zoel wrote: »

    Alternatively we could complain about how bad the new GI Joe movie is going to be, but I am so uninterested I cannot even forge complete run-on sentences about

    Shut your mouth, it will be good, cheesy fun.

    Antimatter on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    metzger don't kid yourself

    you would not know what to do with a hot chick in latex

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  • LoathingLoathing Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Zoel wrote: »
    So tell me SE++, what is the thing you are least proud of doing that might otherwise be respectable so long as someone else is doing it?

    Prostitution? Wait shit, wrong answer.

    Loathing on
  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I read a comic that had super-powered space kung fu cyborg daycare workers.

    But one wasn't a cyborg but a 700-year-old vampire.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    how could you watch the G.I. Joe trailer and not think it will be fantastic

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I regret watching the Twilight movie.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    spex what comic was this

    was it a dutchland only comic or could I actually buy it

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    I read a comic that had super-powered space kung fu cyborg daycare workers.

    But one wasn't a cyborg but a 700-year-old vampire.

    wait wut

    what was this

    Zoel on
    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    wait, strike that, i'll just steal a kid
    the great kid caper - starring Mysst as the caperee.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I got this guy last weekend:

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    He's great.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    how could you watch the G.I. Joe trailer and not think it will be fantastic

    Has there been anything but that TV spot so far?

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I was kind of disappointed by the tv spot because I couldn't recognize any of the

    But anyway the idea was you know, stuff that you've done (probably for money) that you would rather not have done, like work at McDonalds as a janitor, or sell newspapers door to door, or repossess property.

    I was a telemarketer for a long time. Ever rented a car through avis? You know how they tried to give you 'free' plane tickets right after? That was me. Ever activated a credit card and had someone try to convince you to buy privacyguard IDENTITY PROTECTION? That was me. Ever saw a late night tv spot advertising "free" health insurance? Also me.

    I wrecked lives and regret most of it, but not so much that I regret paying for college.

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I was job hunting today.

    Most of the shitty places didn't need anyone, but a local grocer/deli told me to come by tomorrow to see the manager, and I had a small interview with the manager at the movie theater, gotta call him on Monday.

    Graves on
  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    A dude on the subway stood up, announced he was looking for work, and started handing out resumes to random people today.

    I'm not sure if that's a popular way of looking for work, but it seems like there are better ways.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    graves get the dollar dollar bills ya'll

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I would very much like to do just that.

    In a half hour I'm going to watch an advanced mixed martial arts class.

    Graves on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Does doing bad things make the stuff a person produces bad?

    ie- Miles Davis was a woman beater.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    bet on the kid who looks like Ralph Macchio to win

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    Does doing bad things make the stuff a person produces bad?

    ie- Miles Davis was a woman beater.
    if I was a woman I would take it solely for Bitches Brew.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Zoel wrote: »
    Those kids are pretty pumped, gotta admit.

    "I went to a really cool preschool. We had arts and crafts and all that shit."

    "Yeah? My preschool teacher was a fucking supervillain"


    "...




    ok, you win"

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wait, I'm sorry


    Villainess

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    Does doing bad things make the stuff a person produces bad?

    ie- Miles Davis was a woman beater.
    if I was a woman I would take it solely for Bitches Brew.

    Shit is so good

    Swill on
  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    spex what comic was this

    was it a dutchland only comic or could I actually buy it

    The comic is from Japan and it is called Battle Angel Alita: Last Order

    it is from Japan but it is lacking in all things that make people dislike things from Japan.

    It's been translated, so you can read it if you can find it.

    Spectre-x on
  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    spex what comic was this

    was it a dutchland only comic or could I actually buy it

    The comic is from Japan and it is called Battle Angel Alita: Last Order

    it is from Japan but it is lacking in all things that make people dislike things from Japan.

    It's been translated, so you can read it if you can find it.

    But is it good?

    Zoel on
    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • kdrudykdrudy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    I read a comic that had super-powered space kung fu cyborg daycare workers.

    But one wasn't a cyborg but a 700-year-old vampire.

    I like that I read this and knew exactly what you were talking about, love me some Gunnm

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    spex what comic was this

    was it a dutchland only comic or could I actually buy it

    The comic is from Japan and it is called Battle Angel Alita: Last Order

    it is from Japan but it is lacking in all things that make people dislike things from Japan.

    It's been translated, so you can read it if you can find it.
    Is BAA the one that has been running for absolute eons?

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  • kdrudykdrudy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    spex what comic was this

    was it a dutchland only comic or could I actually buy it

    The comic is from Japan and it is called Battle Angel Alita: Last Order

    it is from Japan but it is lacking in all things that make people dislike things from Japan.

    It's been translated, so you can read it if you can find it.
    Is BAA the one that has been running for absolute eons?

    Ran through the early 90s, the creator almost died of disease so he rushed an ending, then he got better and started again in 2001.

    kdrudy on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    mcp wrote: »
    A dude on the subway stood up, announced he was looking for work, and started handing out resumes to random people today.

    I'm not sure if that's a popular way of looking for work, but it seems like there are better ways.
    I guess if your criteria is that you just want a job no matter how terrible it is, that might work. Otherwise it's a pretty shitty idea and a waste of time.

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  • HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    A dude on the subway stood up, announced he was looking for work, and started handing out resumes to random people today.

    I'm not sure if that's a popular way of looking for work, but it seems like there are better ways.
    I guess if your criteria is that you just want a job no matter how terrible it is, that might work. Otherwise it's a pretty shitty idea and a waste of time.

    If he really wants to work. He should maybe stand his ass in front of a Home Depot. Atleast he speaks English, which he use as a perk.
    I really want to be spanked by that daycare teacher.
    Hard
    And maybe a punch or two.

    Highfire on
  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Zoel wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    spex what comic was this

    was it a dutchland only comic or could I actually buy it

    The comic is from Japan and it is called Battle Angel Alita: Last Order

    it is from Japan but it is lacking in all things that make people dislike things from Japan.

    It's been translated, so you can read it if you can find it.

    But is it good?

    Yes.

    Spectre-x on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
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  • Drunk PooroDrunk Pooro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    WHAT IS UP SOCIAL ENTROPY

    I HAD SOME G.I. JOE TOYS, BUT MY FAMILY WAS POOR, SO IT WAS ALL MISMATCHED. I KEPT TRYING TO SHOVE MY SNAKE EYES FIGURE ONTO SNOWBLIND'S SNOWMOBILE, AND HE NEVER FIT. BUT I TRIED LIKE HELL.

    I TRIED.

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