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Cobra Commander's New Business Venture
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The ruined walls of the jungle fortress spoke to the harsh reality of the post millennial recession. It was not the wretched Joe that tore down these walls, but the indifference and incompetence of the world economy. It wasn't always like this. In the heyday of the 80's the commander always had a backup. Joe blows up your tank? Fly the helicopter. Lost your Jungle fortress? Move into your mountain citadel. But this, this was the worst of all times. He would be forced to go back to the thing that turned him to a life of crime. Back to the world where he endured endless screaming, constant fear, and tying other people's shoelaces.
It was time to go back into the daycare industry.
So tell me SE++, what is the thing you are least proud of doing that might otherwise be respectable so long as someone else is doing it?
Alternatively we could complain about how bad the new GI Joe movie is going to be, but I am so uninterested I cannot even forge complete run-on sentences about
A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
goddamn i would have a kid just so i could dro pit off at that daycare
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ZoelI suppose... I'd put it onRegistered Userregular
edited March 2009
Those kids are pretty pumped, gotta admit.
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A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
Alternatively we could complain about how bad the new GI Joe movie is going to be, but I am so uninterested I cannot even forge complete run-on sentences about
I read a comic that had super-powered space kung fu cyborg daycare workers.
But one wasn't a cyborg but a 700-year-old vampire.
wait wut
what was this
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A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
ZoelI suppose... I'd put it onRegistered Userregular
edited March 2009
I was kind of disappointed by the tv spot because I couldn't recognize any of the
But anyway the idea was you know, stuff that you've done (probably for money) that you would rather not have done, like work at McDonalds as a janitor, or sell newspapers door to door, or repossess property.
I was a telemarketer for a long time. Ever rented a car through avis? You know how they tried to give you 'free' plane tickets right after? That was me. Ever activated a credit card and had someone try to convince you to buy privacyguard IDENTITY PROTECTION? That was me. Ever saw a late night tv spot advertising "free" health insurance? Also me.
I wrecked lives and regret most of it, but not so much that I regret paying for college.
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A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
Most of the shitty places didn't need anyone, but a local grocer/deli told me to come by tomorrow to see the manager, and I had a small interview with the manager at the movie theater, gotta call him on Monday.
was it a dutchland only comic or could I actually buy it
The comic is from Japan and it is called Battle Angel Alita: Last Order
it is from Japan but it is lacking in all things that make people dislike things from Japan.
It's been translated, so you can read it if you can find it.
But is it good?
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A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
A dude on the subway stood up, announced he was looking for work, and started handing out resumes to random people today.
I'm not sure if that's a popular way of looking for work, but it seems like there are better ways.
I guess if your criteria is that you just want a job no matter how terrible it is, that might work. Otherwise it's a pretty shitty idea and a waste of time.
A dude on the subway stood up, announced he was looking for work, and started handing out resumes to random people today.
I'm not sure if that's a popular way of looking for work, but it seems like there are better ways.
I guess if your criteria is that you just want a job no matter how terrible it is, that might work. Otherwise it's a pretty shitty idea and a waste of time.
If he really wants to work. He should maybe stand his ass in front of a Home Depot. Atleast he speaks English, which he use as a perk.
I really want to be spanked by that daycare teacher.
I HAD SOME G.I. JOE TOYS, BUT MY FAMILY WAS POOR, SO IT WAS ALL MISMATCHED. I KEPT TRYING TO SHOVE MY SNAKE EYES FIGURE ONTO SNOWBLIND'S SNOWMOBILE, AND HE NEVER FIT. BUT I TRIED LIKE HELL.
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However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
but I am pumped for the G.I. Joe movie so fuck you
Shut your mouth, it will be good, cheesy fun.
you would not know what to do with a hot chick in latex
Prostitution? Wait shit, wrong answer.
But one wasn't a cyborg but a 700-year-old vampire.
was it a dutchland only comic or could I actually buy it
wait wut
what was this
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
He's great.
Has there been anything but that TV spot so far?
But anyway the idea was you know, stuff that you've done (probably for money) that you would rather not have done, like work at McDonalds as a janitor, or sell newspapers door to door, or repossess property.
I was a telemarketer for a long time. Ever rented a car through avis? You know how they tried to give you 'free' plane tickets right after? That was me. Ever activated a credit card and had someone try to convince you to buy privacyguard IDENTITY PROTECTION? That was me. Ever saw a late night tv spot advertising "free" health insurance? Also me.
I wrecked lives and regret most of it, but not so much that I regret paying for college.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
Most of the shitty places didn't need anyone, but a local grocer/deli told me to come by tomorrow to see the manager, and I had a small interview with the manager at the movie theater, gotta call him on Monday.
I'm not sure if that's a popular way of looking for work, but it seems like there are better ways.
In a half hour I'm going to watch an advanced mixed martial arts class.
ie- Miles Davis was a woman beater.
"I went to a really cool preschool. We had arts and crafts and all that shit."
"Yeah? My preschool teacher was a fucking supervillain"
"...
ok, you win"
Villainess
Shit is so good
The comic is from Japan and it is called Battle Angel Alita: Last Order
it is from Japan but it is lacking in all things that make people dislike things from Japan.
It's been translated, so you can read it if you can find it.
But is it good?
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
I like that I read this and knew exactly what you were talking about, love me some Gunnm
Ran through the early 90s, the creator almost died of disease so he rushed an ending, then he got better and started again in 2001.
If he really wants to work. He should maybe stand his ass in front of a Home Depot. Atleast he speaks English, which he use as a perk.
Yes.
I HAD SOME G.I. JOE TOYS, BUT MY FAMILY WAS POOR, SO IT WAS ALL MISMATCHED. I KEPT TRYING TO SHOVE MY SNAKE EYES FIGURE ONTO SNOWBLIND'S SNOWMOBILE, AND HE NEVER FIT. BUT I TRIED LIKE HELL.
I TRIED.