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As it turns out, those shitty B-movies can end up being really entertaining. I'm sure that the folks on PA know this better than most. You've got the hammy acting, the terrible score, the effects which make up 90% of the budget and the beyond-awful plots. I wouldn't have it any other way.
You've got the classics, such as:
CHUD
Night of The Creeps
Plan 9 from Outerspace
Return of The Living Dead 1 & 2
Killer Klowns from Outerspace
Army of Darkness
Evil Dead 1 & 2
Chopping Mall
They Live
And the legendary MANSQUITO
I just finished watching Night of The Creeps, which is like an 80's teen movie mixed with zombies and a wise-ass suicidal detective.
So, SE++, what is your favorite? Aside from Mansquito, of course.
the punisher fights parkour gangsters and as one is jumping through the air, doing a cartwheel towards another building completely unaware of frank, he is hit by a rocket from an rpg
he promptly explodes as everyone acts confused as fuck
Hard Rock Zombies
Rock and Roll Nightmare
Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn
Bubba Ho-Tep
Blood Diner
Man-Thing
Blood Feast
Slaughter High
Return of the Living Dead 3
Class of Nuke 'Em High
Class of 1984
Dracula 3000
The Killer Shrews
Invasion of the Bee Girls
The Abominable Dr. Phibes
Bad Taste
Ultrachrist
Cheerleader Ninjas
Split Second is a favourite for its accurate depiction of the apocalyptic hellscape of London in 2008 and Rutger Hauer playin a stone cold badass cop that fights the super devil.
the punisher fights parkour gangsters and as one is jumping through the air, doing a cartwheel towards another building completely unaware of frank, he is hit by a rocket from an rpg
he promptly explodes as everyone acts confused as fuck
Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter. That was an incredible film.
It was a better concept than actual movie.
Yeah, it rambled, and it was retarded that they gave Jesus a haircut, but it's still totally worth seeing just for the two soliloquies by that insane priest at the beginning and end, if for no other reason.
the punisher fights parkour gangsters and as one is jumping through the air, doing a cartwheel towards another building completely unaware of frank, he is hit by a rocket from an rpg
he promptly explodes as everyone acts confused as fuck
which was also my response
I actually saw this in theaters (only my group of three people in the whole damn theater on opening night, by the way).
And when that happened, my jaw just kind of dropped. They take so long on the damn sequence before it, so when it finally hits I was just like "brilliant."
I can't remember what movie it was, but some guy was driving and he was about to crash, and right before he does his eyes becomes huge for like half of a second
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Usually when I see a movie that's "so bad," it's "bad."
A majority of them suck hard, but there's a few watchable movies in the lot with some good lines and corny, hilarious special effects.
Vampire Sisters, the one with the two vampire sisters who run a porn site where they somehow seduce men to their own deaths?! Fucking magical.
OP failed.
oh man how did I forget that one? I'll add it
It was a better concept than actual movie.
Check out the main cast. Aw yeah.
all B-movies are funny, but it has to be unintentional
Hellzzzzzzzzz yeah.
That was the shit.
Not really a B movie, though.
What was the one, with that guy? The black-and-white one?
really having a B-movie thread and leaving out Bruce Campbell is just not right.
the punisher fights parkour gangsters and as one is jumping through the air, doing a cartwheel towards another building completely unaware of frank, he is hit by a rocket from an rpg
he promptly explodes as everyone acts confused as fuck
which was also my response
a short list of ones I loved:
Hard Rock Zombies
Rock and Roll Nightmare
Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn
Bubba Ho-Tep
Blood Diner
Man-Thing
Blood Feast
Slaughter High
Return of the Living Dead 3
Class of Nuke 'Em High
Class of 1984
Dracula 3000
The Killer Shrews
Invasion of the Bee Girls
The Abominable Dr. Phibes
Bad Taste
Ultrachrist
Cheerleader Ninjas
and i laughed really hard at the box art
dang it!
those fuckers wanted to watch that movie so bad
Can you find a youtube clip of that anywhere?
Please tell me someone else has seen this masterpiece.
Yeah, it rambled, and it was retarded that they gave Jesus a haircut, but it's still totally worth seeing just for the two soliloquies by that insane priest at the beginning and end, if for no other reason.
that part is the part you pick?
not the fact that the villain is hitler
not the fact that they win via the power of rock
not the part where eva braun is a werewolf for no good reason
but you pick this part?
I actually saw this in theaters (only my group of three people in the whole damn theater on opening night, by the way).
And when that happened, my jaw just kind of dropped. They take so long on the damn sequence before it, so when it finally hits I was just like "brilliant."
the other best part was the black guy from 300 acting confused at everything frank did
it is totally your kind of movie
but the other best part was frank decapitating a senior citizen mob boss within ten minutes of the film
Why must you turn this place into a thread of lies.
Yes. It's pretty awesome.
My decision was made for when the zombies offered him a corpse to much on.
I caught it and I fell to the floor laughing
I think it was Mad Max
larlar it has tits
ninjas
and an x-wing
these are things you like