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So, I'm relatively new to these forums, but I checked and I'm pretty sure this doesn't break any rules and I apologize if it does.
there was a paragraph about a keg school mascot, which probably says something about the school the mascot belongs to -orikae
there was a paragraph about a keg school mascot, which probably says something about the school the mascot belongs to -orikae
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i voted for the keg
and the nickname of their mascot, the blue hen
I did read that rule, but it's not a plug for my own personal site, it's a plug for my school's awesome mascot, so I thought it might be legit. Mods, lock/remove/whatever this thread if you feel it violates the rules. (but please vote for Keggy after you do.
you got a keg for a mascot
til the end
his brother and him made it a while back for a band. but they didn't use it. so now the brother just posts various pictures of my friend like every day
that's fucking retarded
you have a ripoff of a sesame street character. i have a walking keg.
yup.
My mascots are a Dragon and a Quaker.
but you are supporting them; it was supposed to be a generalized retort, sorry.
no college mascots make sense
at least off the top of my head
I think it's based off the Drinking Time skit by Jack-O-Lantern a few years back
Penn Quakers man.
Because Pennsylvania was founded by Quakers!
There is a catholic school in maine and their mascot is the fighting monk. Which is awesome in my book
i hate that argument, rob.
any school is likely to have a good portion of good looking women
even for a keg
proof of keggy's existence:
http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/666533/keggy1.jpg
http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/666533/keggy2.jpg
wrong no catholic school is awesome
sorry
I wasn't at Dartmouth then, but I'm pretty sure Keggy came first and they incorporated him into the skit. Keggy was created by the Jack-O-Lantern because we don't actually have a real mascot (outside of a certain on campus publication's attempts to revive the Dartmouth Indian.)
i should make this my avatar
That's what you get for being 75% greek and retarded. Now go to a real school faggot
probably shouldn't
I believe that is Dartmouth because I have eaten at that very cafeteria.
but I didn't see a keg when I was in that cafeteria.
Say what now? By real school, I'm assuming you're referring to the fine institution known as Harvard University.
Let's compare Dartmouth and Harvard experiences, shall we?
My ex is currently going to Harvard, and when we were still going out, I visited Harvard for Harvard-Yale weekend (which is essentially your version of homecoming). So, since this is a pretty big weekend at Harvard, we decided to go out and hit up some parties. First of all, Harvard doesn't even have frats, they have "finals clubs." Pretentious bullshit. Anyways, we decided to visit one of these finals clubs. There were four of us; myself, my then girlfriend, and two of her female roommates. I knock on the front door, and the guy who opens it ask me if I go to Harvard. I tell him, no, I'm visiting my girlfriend. He tells me to go around to the basement, and shuts the door in my face. So we go down to the basement. There, they ask me if I'm on the football team. I'm the guy in the grey sweater in one of the Keggy pics, I'm 6 foot and around 140 pounds, there's no way in hell I could make a football team. So I tell them that, and here's what they tell me: "Sorry, football players only in the basement, girls and members upstairs." Girls and members only. This house is basically a giant house of rape, which was confirmed by my then girlfriend's and her roommates' prior experiences at these finals clubs. I'm a guy trying to get in with 3 girls, and they still won't let me in. As we're walking away, a guy with 6 girls with him tries getting in. They let in the 3 girls who were walking in front of him, then clothesline him as soon as he tries to go through the door. These are some of the most arrogant, sketchy people I have ever had the misfortune of meeting in my life.
So, my ex came out for Homecoming weekend at Dartmouth. She shows up, we run around the bonfire, then decide to go out to the frats. My roommate and a couple of my guy friends and her try getting into one of the frats that's having a huge dance party. They ask for Dartmouth ID's. They ask for one from my ex. I tell them she's with me, and show them my ID. We get in.
Harvard is filled with pretentious assholes, as evidenced by your desire for me to attend your fine institution instead of my own, and your crass, prejudiced insinuation that I'm a homosexual. Dartmouth actually has people that you would want to be friends with.
NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Edit: I'm not saying everybody at Harvard is an asshole, there are certainly some very nice people there and I have several friends who attend that esteemed university, but they do have a much higher proportion of arrogant, pompous assholes who think they can rule the world just because they were born rich and think they're the second coming of Jesus Christ because they go to Harvard.