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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    that is the least hardcore thing ever rank

    thank god you can draw though
    it wasn't supposed to be hardcore

    it was just funny

    I was fuckin' wasted

    that show was great, though

    this one band played, called the Jim Jones Revival, that was the coolest fucking thing I ever saw

    that was the only show they ever played, it was this other band that decided to do this halloween show as a theme gig, and they fucking rocked my shit

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    neville wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    this just in

    Wyoming more advanced than australia

    No we just aren't afraid of other people's penises.

    fags

    Neville do you want to talk to me while holding your penis?

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I ate too many chocolate almonds and now I feel rumbly in the tumbly

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Shorty wrote: »
    There is a bathroom etiquette that all men learn about, and it amazes me that women don't understand it.

    It's pretty interesting, really.

    Like, women can talk to each other in the bathroom. When two dudes are talking, the conversation stops once you enter the facilities, and resumes once you leave. Possibly when you're done washing your hands.

    I love those little differences in culture. Like, when a dude makes eye contact with a stranger and holds it, it invariably means one of two things:

    1) I want to fuck you.

    2) I want to kill you.

    What does it mean for women? I dunno.

    I was taking a piss the other day and this english guy walked in with someone else and was talking about playing soccer, and just kept on going and stood at the urinal beside the other guy. I'm pretty sure the other guy was really uncomfortable about it, giving one syllable responses and shit. It made me uncomfortable too, it was just like what the hell are you doing this is all wrong.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    wam how do you feel about urinal etiquette

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    i like talking to dudes when they're pissing

    you can just see their entire piss plan dry up

    me and my friend stefan

    we got whole routines made up for urinal talk to freak out the guy in between us

    we even stare directly at each other while doing it

    it's awesome

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i didn't realize the mens bathroom was also the moral arena, where your peers give you a thumbs up or down

    Well, I remeber at pax 07-- There was this guy and girl getting into a stall, together. Everyone was chuckling and giving the visual thumbs up.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    There is a bathroom etiquette that all men learn about, and it amazes me that women don't understand it.

    It's pretty interesting, really.

    Like, women can talk to each other in the bathroom. When two dudes are talking, the conversation stops once you enter the facilities, and resumes once you leave. Possibly when you're done washing your hands.

    I love those little differences in culture. Like, when a dude makes eye contact with a stranger and holds it, it invariably means one of two things:

    1) I want to fuck you.

    2) I want to kill you.

    What does it mean for women? I dunno.

    I was taking a piss the other day and this english guy walked in with someone else and was talking about playing soccer, and just kept on going and stood at the urinal beside the other guy. I'm pretty sure the other guy was really uncomfortable about it, giving one syllable responses and shit. It made me uncomfortable too, it was just like what the hell are you doing this is all wrong.

    Locker room etiquette is funny, too. Like, conversation stops once one of the involved parties becomes naked. Naked Time is also Quiet Time.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    i like talking to dudes when they're pissing

    you can just see their entire piss plan dry up

    me and my friend stefan

    we got whole routines made up for urinal talk to freak people out

    you are terrible people

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    wam how do you feel about urinal etiquette
    overly well educated suddenly

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    World as Myth wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    wam how do you feel about urinal etiquette
    overly well educated suddenly

    Are you afraid to ever step in a mens restroom now, WaM?

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Shorty wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    There is a bathroom etiquette that all men learn about, and it amazes me that women don't understand it.

    It's pretty interesting, really.

    Like, women can talk to each other in the bathroom. When two dudes are talking, the conversation stops once you enter the facilities, and resumes once you leave. Possibly when you're done washing your hands.

    I love those little differences in culture. Like, when a dude makes eye contact with a stranger and holds it, it invariably means one of two things:

    1) I want to fuck you.

    2) I want to kill you.

    What does it mean for women? I dunno.

    I was taking a piss the other day and this english guy walked in with someone else and was talking about playing soccer, and just kept on going and stood at the urinal beside the other guy. I'm pretty sure the other guy was really uncomfortable about it, giving one syllable responses and shit. It made me uncomfortable too, it was just like what the hell are you doing this is all wrong.

    Locker room etiquette is funny, too. Like, conversation stops once one of the involved parties becomes naked. Naked Time is also Quiet Time.

    we never had that, locker room time was wartime at school. The walls between them didn't go right up to the ceiling, so all the lettuce sandwiches and shit that people didn't want to eat went over. I think somebody also ended up pissing on someone else's bag during PE once too.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    wam what is the correct response for when a man is eyeing your penis too eagerly

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    Viscountalpha wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i didn't realize the mens bathroom was also the moral arena, where your peers give you a thumbs up or down

    Well, I remeber at pax 07-- There was this guy and girl getting into a stall, together. Everyone was chuckling and giving the visual thumbs up.

    aw man what the fuck

    now i have to think about that and i was planning on eating in a minute

    Knob on
  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    Viscountalpha wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i didn't realize the mens bathroom was also the moral arena, where your peers give you a thumbs up or down

    Well, I remeber at pax 07-- There was this guy and girl getting into a stall, together. Everyone was chuckling and giving the visual thumbs up.

    aw man what the fuck

    now i have to think about that and i was planning on eating in a minute

    I'm really honestly surprised more people didn't hear about that incident. I wonder where else people snuck off to go have sex during pax.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I remember one time I was at a pub watching the rugby and I met this random huge maori bloke, 6 and a half feet tall humungously wide, all muscle. He was a funny bloke and I had a good chat with him.

    Anyway later on I was at the urinal doing my thing and I hear the dude from earlier go "This doors stuck aye?" to the toilet stall door. So he puts a hand at the top of it and rips it right off the hinges."

    Turns out it was suck because someone was sitting down and was taking a dump only to have a gigantic Maori man rip the door off to where he was shitting.

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    If your going to shit your pants, atleast thats the best possible place to do it.
    I'm soo sorry. I'm a bad person

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Viscountalpha wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Viscountalpha wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i didn't realize the mens bathroom was also the moral arena, where your peers give you a thumbs up or down

    Well, I remeber at pax 07-- There was this guy and girl getting into a stall, together. Everyone was chuckling and giving the visual thumbs up.

    aw man what the fuck

    now i have to think about that and i was planning on eating in a minute

    I'm really honestly surprised more people didn't hear about that incident. I wonder where else people snuck off to go have sex during pax.

    Maybe the majority of them were social retards and therefore the closest they got to hooking up at the convention center was masturbating in the stalls.

    Seriously though stall sex is pretty seedy.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    wam what is the correct response for when a man is eyeing your penis too eagerly
    probably subtle slurping sounds

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    this just in

    Wyoming more advanced than australia

    No we just aren't afraid of other people's penises.

    fags

    Neville do you want to talk to me while holding your penis?

    nah im cool

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I remember one time I was at a pub watching the rugby and I met this random huge maori bloke, 6 and a half feet tall humungously wide, all muscle. He was a funny bloke and I had a good chat with him.

    Anyway later on I was at the urinal doing my thing and I hear the dude from earlier go "This doors stuck aye?" to the toilet stall door. So he puts a hand at the top of it and rips it right off the hinges."

    Turns out it was suck because someone was sitting down and was taking a dump only to have a gigantic Maori man rip the door off to where he was shitting.
    good thing he was sitting on a toilet already

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    who wants to know way too much information about my asshole

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    who wants to know way too much information about my asshole
    I'm going to regret this, but make it fast, I gotta hit the sack

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    i got a goddamn hemorrhoid and it fucking SUCKS

    where are the dudes that had a hemorrhoid

    CAN I JUST POP THIS THING OR WHAT

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    goddammit knob eat right and don't not shit for days

    do yogapooping

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    wear one of those assflaps that gutterpunks always got

    they say it keeps the hemorrhoids from forming because it keeps their ass warm when they sit on concrete

    just get a big old Conflict back patch or something and sew it to the bottom of your hoody

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    it feels like someone took a power drill to my cornhole

    and it makes farting really unpleasant

    WAY TO RUIN THE BEST PART OF MY DAY, HEMORRHOID

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    man fuck it's like one am

    I gotta get some sleep, I gotta do animation all day tomorrow

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i think if it's just one, it'll go away after a while if you don't mess with it, or use some ointment or something, knob

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I remember one time I was at a pub watching the rugby and I met this random huge maori bloke, 6 and a half feet tall humungously wide, all muscle. He was a funny bloke and I had a good chat with him.

    Anyway later on I was at the urinal doing my thing and I hear the dude from earlier go "This doors stuck aye?" to the toilet stall door. So he puts a hand at the top of it and rips it right off the hinges."

    Turns out it was suck because someone was sitting down and was taking a dump only to have a gigantic Maori man rip the door off to where he was shitting.
    this is a good story.

    much better than when I was 9 or so and had to shit at a park, only to find that the stalls had been wholly torn out of the supports, so the toilets were just sitting out in the open.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Once in elementary school I made a kid poop in a urinal.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Classy!

    There was never that sort of option in the ladies'. I guess they figured elementary school girls wouldn't be interested in that sort of bullying.
    I totally would have been

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Well I didn't bully him into it. We were on a field trip to the beach and there was only one working toilet to each restroom, and I was in it.


    the stall, not the toilet itself.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I would have pooped in the ocean, add to it

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Could have grown into a reef

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I remember one time I was at a pub watching the rugby and I met this random huge maori bloke, 6 foot 4 and full of muscle.

    Anyway later on I said do you speaka my language and the dude from earlier just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

    Turns out it he came from a land down under.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    wear one of those assflaps that gutterpunks always got

    they say it keeps the hemorrhoids from forming because it keeps their ass warm when they sit on concrete

    just get a big old Conflict back patch or something and sew it to the bottom of your hoody
    The ass-flaps are also for absorbing moisture and preventing swamp-ass.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    wear one of those assflaps that gutterpunks always got

    they say it keeps the hemorrhoids from forming because it keeps their ass warm when they sit on concrete

    just get a big old Conflict back patch or something and sew it to the bottom of your hoody
    The ass-flaps are also for absorbing moisture and preventing swamp-ass.

    Hey Cal, you and Natasha should come to my show next week. Also, Neville's party tomorrow.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Captain Cthulhu wrote: »
    Hey Cal, you and Natasha should come to my show next week. Also, Neville's party tomorrow.
    Unfortunately, Natasha already agreed for us to go to her coworkers birthday party tomorrow. See, since Neville never invited us, we didn't know...

    Also, your show is next thursday, yes?

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Captain Cthulhu wrote: »
    Hey Cal, you and Natasha should come to my show next week. Also, Neville's party tomorrow.
    Unfortunately, Natasha already agreed for us to go to her coworkers birthday party tomorrow. See, since Neville never invited us, we didn't know...

    Also, your show is next thursday, yes?

    Yes! It's going to be really really good too.

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