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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    I'm teetering on a line with Than, I'm guessing he'll either infract me, do something horrible to my profile, or steal the [chat].

    you are just mad because i once accidently stole your chat but it was funny.

    Than gave you my [chat], and I have not forgotten the dark and violent maw into which I stared that day. After a while... It stared back at me!

    if i gave you hookers and blackjack would you forgive me?

    Blackjack? .... and Hookers? ... 8-)

    All is good my friend.

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    DOH, IT WAS A TRAP!

    I've been Shenanigan'd.

    Johannen on
  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ronaldo has the craziest posts.

    I'm a weird, dumb idiot.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    yalborap wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    So. Question.

    About how long would be 'proper' to wait for the girl to email me before I contact her instead?

    2-3 days.

    This sounds good. Also, Yal, is there a reason you didn't exchange phone numbers instead?

    The biggest reason is just that I have no guarantee of my phone functioning on a day-to-day basis. I'm on a pay-as-you-go plan and money's tight, so often there's no pay, and thus no go.

    Ahh, makes sense then.

    Nocturne on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    I decided to get batman year 1 along with men at arms, jingo and the fifth elephant.

    Probably not a good idea getting all these books so close to exams.

    :D

    They are fantastic books though, good choices. I have the entire guards series along with a couple of others. They are by far the best though, just better and better the more you read them, although they haven't really done enough with Carrot for my liking, as he's become a bit of a tertiary character.

    The Brent Weeks and Joe Abercrombie books are fantastic though and I need someone else to read them so they can agree with me.

    I might pick those up then during the summer, be good for when I am going to be travelling a lot.

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  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So Mirror's Edge keeps having elevator problems. The doors just won't open.

    I swear, if this is their copy protection acting up even though I bought the damn game I'm going to shoot something.

    Aegis on
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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    I decided to get batman year 1 along with men at arms, jingo and the fifth elephant.

    Probably not a good idea getting all these books so close to exams.

    :D

    They are fantastic books though, good choices. I have the entire guards series along with a couple of others. They are by far the best though, just better and better the more you read them, although they haven't really done enough with Carrot for my liking, as he's become a bit of a tertiary character.

    The Brent Weeks and Joe Abercrombie books are fantastic though and I need someone else to read them so they can agree with me.

    I might pick those up then during the summer, be good for when I am going to be travelling a lot.

    Have you read Nightwatch yet? (I dunno when it came out so the question may be dumb.)

    Passerbye on
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Does anyone else get Idioteque stuck in their head when reading the title of the "Women and children first" thread?

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    I'm teetering on a line with Than, I'm guessing he'll either infract me, do something horrible to my profile, or steal the [chat].

    you are just mad because i once accidently stole your chat but it was funny.

    Than gave you my [chat], and I have not forgotten the dark and violent maw into which I stared that day. After a while... It stared back at me!

    if i gave you hookers and blackjack would you forgive me?

    He's not only living in the future, but he's also a bending robot? Wow. Joh's getting more and more fantastical as this [chat] goes on.

    Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

    Actually it's 'Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?'.
    <3
    Aaaah, I remember now.

    I think the robot devil is one of my favorite characters in the show. Damn, I love me some futurama, it's so much better than the Simpsons. Fucking Fox.

    Johannen on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ron - Your sig reminds me of that weird Link song I heard (and memorized) back at UH.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Aaaah, I remember now.

    I think the robot devil is one of my favorite characters in the show. Damn, I love me some futurama, it's so much better than the Simpsons. Fucking Fox.
    "I think you should figuratively make a deal with the Devil. And by 'Devil' I mean 'Robot Devil'. And by 'figuratively' I mean 'get your coat'."

    Still makes me chuckle.

    Richy on
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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Aaaah, I remember now.

    I think the robot devil is one of my favorite characters in the show. Damn, I love me some futurama, it's so much better than the Simpsons. Fucking Fox.

    The Robot Devil's ok. I think I like Farnsworth the best.

    Ok, less than a minute left. Bye-bye [chat]. Be good to each other.

    Passerbye on
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Yay, I got out of my programing class at a reasonable hour. Whooo

    Cinders on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Aaaah, I remember now.

    I think the robot devil is one of my favorite characters in the show. Damn, I love me some futurama, it's so much better than the Simpsons. Fucking Fox.

    The Robot Devil's ok. I think I like Farnsworth the best.

    Ok, less than a minute left. Bye-bye [chat]. Be good to each other.

    Tah and thanks. <3

    Incenjucar on
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Shit -- people are coming to Portland in May? This means I should clean my apartment before then, huh?

    The Green Eyed Monster on
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    I just TRI-TRI-TRIPLE KILLED the BOTP posts.

    Suckers.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Absurdhot Italian girl is intimidating because she's way nicer to me than absurdhot girls are supposed to be.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    I decided to get batman year 1 along with men at arms, jingo and the fifth elephant.

    Probably not a good idea getting all these books so close to exams.

    :D

    They are fantastic books though, good choices. I have the entire guards series along with a couple of others. They are by far the best though, just better and better the more you read them, although they haven't really done enough with Carrot for my liking, as he's become a bit of a tertiary character.

    The Brent Weeks and Joe Abercrombie books are fantastic though and I need someone else to read them so they can agree with me.

    I might pick those up then during the summer, be good for when I am going to be travelling a lot.

    Have you read Nightwatch yet? (I dunno when it came out so the question may be dumb.)

    The discworld books I have read so far are Small Gods, Guards Guards!, Feet of Clay, Nightwatch and I just finished Thud! today.

    It's hard to choose which one of those are my favourite at the moment.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Did I ever tell the story about the time I was in a college lecture and the professor passed around a sex education book from Sweden as an example of questionable child pornography, and it was totally the same one sitting on the bookshelf at my mom's house that I had grown up learning about sex from?

    Because that definitely happened.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Absurdhot Italian girl is intimidating because she's way nicer to me than absurdhot girls are supposed to be.

    If I'm entitled to two absurdhot girlfriends surely you can have one.

    Buck up my fine fellow, allow yourself a bit of confidence.

    Don't fuck it up.

    Incenjucar on
  • Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Games Dealer Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    If the pay as you go phone is breaking your budget, that doesnt set you up good for tail chasing.

    Dr Mario Kart on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't think that's what she wants from me. The events in question simply don't follow the established rules and this school's social-shit is very thoroughly rule-based.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    Shit -- people are coming to Portland in May? This means I should clean my apartment before then, huh?

    Date set and everything. It's on!

    Elki on
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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Shit -- people are coming to Portland in May? This means I should clean my apartment before then, huh?

    Date set and everything. It's on!
    I am planning my outfit as we speak!

    The Green Eyed Monster on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    Shit -- people are coming to Portland in May? This means I should clean my apartment before then, huh?

    Date set and everything. It's on!
    I am planning my outfit as we speak!

    G-string that looks like an elephant's face? Check.

    skippydumptruck on
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    I decided to get batman year 1 along with men at arms, jingo and the fifth elephant.

    Probably not a good idea getting all these books so close to exams.

    :D

    They are fantastic books though, good choices. I have the entire guards series along with a couple of others. They are by far the best though, just better and better the more you read them, although they haven't really done enough with Carrot for my liking, as he's become a bit of a tertiary character.

    The Brent Weeks and Joe Abercrombie books are fantastic though and I need someone else to read them so they can agree with me.

    I might pick those up then during the summer, be good for when I am going to be travelling a lot.

    Have you read Nightwatch yet? (I dunno when it came out so the question may be dumb.)

    The discworld books I have read so far are Small Gods, Guards Guards!, Feet of Clay, Nightwatch and I just finished Thud! today.

    It's hard to choose which one of those are my favourite at the moment.

    * Guards! Guards! 1989
    * Men at Arms 1993
    * Feet of Clay 1996
    * Jingo 1997
    * The Fifth Elephant 1999
    * The Truth 2000
    * Night Watch 2002
    * Monstrous Regiment 2003
    * Thud! 2005

    These are the only ones you need to read. Vetinari is awesome in Jingo, and I have never read Monstrous Regiment as I didn't know it was a Guards book.... hmmm..

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't think that's what she wants from me. The events in question simply don't follow the established rules and this school's social-shit is very thoroughly rule-based.

    Then focus on things other than her being hot, yeah?

    Is she also a pleasant person when your eyes are closed and your cock in your pants?

    Incenjucar on
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Monstrous Regiment isn't a guard book. It's a stand-alone story with one-shot characters, that just happens to feature Sam Vines for a bit.

    Richy on
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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I don't think that's what she wants from me. The events in question simply don't follow the established rules and this school's social-shit is very thoroughly rule-based.

    Then focus on things other than her being hot, yeah?

    Is she also a pleasant person when your eyes are closed and your cock in your pants?

    The hot is the part that breaks the rules, though, and no one breaks the rules here. Without the hot her being nice to me would be pretty much normal.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2009

    The hot is the part that breaks the rules, though, and no one breaks the rules here.

    Maybe she's one of the crazy ones.

    Crazy girls are fun. <3

    Incenjucar on
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Richy wrote: »
    Monstrous Regiment isn't a guard book. It's a stand-alone story with one-shot characters, that just happens to feature Sam Vines for a bit.

    Good, because I remember reading that it wasn't one of the better books he's done.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »

    The hot is the part that breaks the rules, though, and no one breaks the rules here.

    Maybe she's one of the crazy ones.

    Crazy girls are fun. <3

    Only for fucking. I'm not fucking anyone.

    ViolentChemistry on
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »

    The hot is the part that breaks the rules, though, and no one breaks the rules here.

    Maybe she's one of the crazy ones.

    Crazy girls are fun. <3

    Only for fucking. I'm not fucking anyone.

    They get a lot crazier after you fuck them.

    Johannen on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The Discworld "Children's" Books are amazing to.

    The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents
    Hat Full of Sky
    Wintersmith
    Wee Free Men


    they're out of order there but they're excellent.

    Actually most of the Granny Weatherwax books are good as well.

    Ludious on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »

    The hot is the part that breaks the rules, though, and no one breaks the rules here.

    Maybe she's one of the crazy ones.

    Crazy girls are fun. <3

    Only for fucking. I'm not fucking anyone.

    They get a lot crazier after you fuck them.

    Or they just stop in the middle and go cry in a corner for no reason. Russian roulette is a stupid game.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »

    The hot is the part that breaks the rules, though, and no one breaks the rules here.

    Maybe she's one of the crazy ones.

    Crazy girls are fun. <3

    Only for fucking. I'm not fucking anyone.

    I've never had sex with my crazy girl and she's still incredibly fun and awesome.

    Incenjucar on
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Johannen wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »

    The hot is the part that breaks the rules, though, and no one breaks the rules here.

    Maybe she's one of the crazy ones.

    Crazy girls are fun. <3

    Only for fucking. I'm not fucking anyone.

    They get a lot crazier after you fuck them.

    Or they just stop in the middle and go cry in a corner for no reason. Russian roulette is a stupid game.

    Wait? What? Did you play Russian Roulette with your penis instead of a gun or something? :P

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    The Discworld "Children's" Books are amazing to.

    The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents
    Hat Full of Sky
    Wintersmith
    Wee Free Men


    they're out of order there but they're excellent.

    Actually most of the Granny Weatherwax books are good as well.

    I really enjoyed Wee Free Men actually. I really have no problem with reading books way too young for me, I just read them very quickly as a short bit of escapism.

    Johannen on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Absurdhot Italian girl is intimidating because she's way nicer to me than absurdhot girls are supposed to be.

    If I'm entitled to two absurdhot girlfriends surely you can have one.

    Buck up my fine fellow, allow yourself a bit of confidence.

    Don't fuck it up.

    I read this as absurdist girlfriends and I was like "hell yeah!" but then I read it again and was like "oh. :|"

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Absurdhot Italian girl is intimidating because she's way nicer to me than absurdhot girls are supposed to be.

    If I'm entitled to two absurdhot girlfriends surely you can have one.

    Buck up my fine fellow, allow yourself a bit of confidence.

    Don't fuck it up.

    I read this as absurdist girlfriends and I was like "hell yeah!" but then I read it again and was like "oh. :|"

    Well one of the absurdhot girls is absurd and the other is an artist and could probably use the absurdist style if I sexed her up enough.

    Incenjucar on
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