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There is no good reason not to eat bacon, end of story.

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    That fuckload of people need to be sent to the Sun. Bacon is delicious. Maple-cured bacon, doubly so.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Bog is retarded
    fat is flavor

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I am a heathen who prefers their bacon to be not so crispy

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i also hate pickles. like when a place serves a whole pickle with a burger, i get slightly irked when the pickle juice gets sopped up by the bun. yuck.

    you are such a girl

    I despise pickles.


    Hardest part about living down here. Pickles on everything.

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    I'm going to make it my fucking mission in life to educate people on why they are so often wrong when it comes to food.


    God has chosen me.
    Stale you jumped into my mind when I was typing up the Pork chop thing. My buddy that used to work at a Maple Leaf plant made some great pork chops and a crown roast and it shut him right up.

    Now I want to make up some proper food for him so he can realize that he's writing off some of the best food available to a man.

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    britinichubritinichu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I felt very similarly about tomatoes up until very recently. It's kinda weird to admit that my tastes and tastebuds have changed over the course of my life.

    but it has to be a really crisp tomato or prepared really well - four times out of five, I'll still take the tomato off of my burger; but I can now appreciate a good caprese salad.

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    AgentofOrangeAgentofOrange Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm going to be pissed off all day, thinking about mushrooms.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i also hate pickles. like when a place serves a whole pickle with a burger, i get slightly irked when the pickle juice gets sopped up by the bun. yuck.

    Hell yeah

    Pickles are groooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosss

    So is beef jerky, I hate beef jerky.

    pickles and cucumbers are both awesome.

    pickle juice is delicious as well, I will just dump that shit out of the jar into a glass and drink it.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    There is no good seafood.

    Except, you know, basically ALL OF IT.

    Everything that comes from the ocean tastes, smells, and feels gross

    Nope, it's something wrong with you.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i like pickles on their own but not on a burger

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I like only dill pickles, and generally only by themselves. I love gnawing on a good kosher dill.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The one thing I can not stand are pickles. I just hate them so much. If I don't like something and I get them on a burger I can usually just eat it. But pickles. Never

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i also hate pickles. like when a place serves a whole pickle with a burger, i get slightly irked when the pickle juice gets sopped up by the bun. yuck.

    you are such a girl

    I despise pickles.


    Hardest part about living down here. Pickles on everything.
    Now I know going in I'm going to get shit for this, but I had fried pickles at Hooters a while ago that were... mind-blowing. I would never have thought it, but this was... there are no words. Fucking delicious.

    Dipped in Chipotle-esque sauce.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i also hate pickles. like when a place serves a whole pickle with a burger, i get slightly irked when the pickle juice gets sopped up by the bun. yuck.

    you are such a girl

    I despise pickles.

    Hardest part about living down here. Pickles on everything.

    Is that why McDonald's threw some pickles on a McChicken and called it "Southern Style"?

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    TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fat IS indeed flavor. But not fucking pure unprocessed fat. Like.. when it's still in the meat.. most disgusting thing ever. Like you bite into it and it's that soft and yet crunchy texture. Makes me wanna fucking puke. Maybe if you ground it up it might be tolerable.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I hate really common foods.

    Like Hot Dogs, Macaronni and Cheese, or ravioli.

    I cant explain why, other than eating them makes me sick :S

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    AgentofOrangeAgentofOrange Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You know they pretty much grow mushrooms in shit. Like, actual poop. Gross.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't care much for raw tomatoes.

    I love cooked tomatoes though.

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    Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i don't like tomatoes in and of themselves, but i like them if they are on something (like sandwich/burger).

    I love bananas, but i hate anything with fake banana flavoring.

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    seafood is the best food by far

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm going to be pissed off all day, thinking about mushrooms.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't like eating tomatoes, but I like tomato soup, ketchup, and such.

    They just have a weird texture to me. Same with onions and mushrooms.

    hey

    you

    stop being me

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You know they pretty much grow mushrooms in shit. Like, actual poop. Gross.
    Yes and its not like it is cleaned at all, right?

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Lobsters and crawfish I can't eat. Something about eating the meat out of a sea bug is just weird. And I can't eat scallops or fish that isn't fried. I eat sushi, but it feels weird without a lot of wasabi/soy sauce.

    I love the fuck out of shrimp though.

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    TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mushrooms are great, but they can be overdone. For a while my mom was on a mushroom kick, just stuffing everything full of mushrooms.. Nothing but mushrooms. Ugh... But they're a great complement to stuff like sausage.. on a pizza...

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    My philosophy is basically that mushrooms, being fungus, are not something that people should be eating.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    no really, this is how i feel about pickles inside

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjxOt2u2BGM

    i've just learned to keep my disgust bottled up

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    TheBog wrote: »
    Fat IS indeed flavor. But not fucking pure unprocessed fat. Like.. when it's still in the meat.. most disgusting thing ever. Like you bite into it and it's that soft and yet crunchy texture. Makes me wanna fucking puke. Maybe if you ground it up it might be tolerable.

    you must be culled from the human race for being retarded

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    Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i also hate pickles. like when a place serves a whole pickle with a burger, i get slightly irked when the pickle juice gets sopped up by the bun. yuck.

    Hell yeah

    Pickles are groooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosss

    So is beef jerky, I hate beef jerky.

    pickles and cucumbers are both awesome.

    pickle juice is delicious as well, I will just dump that shit out of the jar into a glass and drink it.

    ever had a pickleback? It's a shot of jack, followed immediately by a shot of pickle juice.

    It's actually pretty good.

    also, fuck those bacon haters. More bacon for me!

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Bedlam wrote: »
    I hate really common foods.

    Like Hot Dogs, Macaronni and Cheese, or ravioli.

    I cant explain why, other than eating them makes me sick :S

    how can it be possible to hate ravioli

    each one is like a separate christmas and the present is cheese

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    guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I've never really liked cucumbers

    they are slimy and taste weird

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You know they pretty much grow mushrooms in shit. Like, actual poop. Gross.

    You have heard of like...fertilizer right?

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I can only eat seafood that doesn't terrify me when it's alive.

    That cuts out a lot, but I'm getting braver.

    I had calamari a while ago that the chef didn't cut, other than removing the head.

    Just a whole squid tentacle set deep fried. My girlfriend lost her appetite and I was horrified. I told the waitress who was really good then some dude came out and said "yeah our calamari is made with tentacles"

    Yeah dude, it all is. Most people just do it one at a time!

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    hey, people that don't like bacon

    PM me, so I know who to stab

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You know they pretty much grow mushrooms in shit. Like, actual poop. Gross.

    that goes for most produce you know


    you do realize what fertilizer IS, right?


    I mean, berries are grown in beds of shit and straw.

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    AgentofOrangeAgentofOrange Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    If someone took a big 'ol dump on one of my favorite plates, and let it age for 4 months, there would be no amount of scrubbing and rinsing that would permit me to consider eating off of it.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    I don't like eating tomatoes, but I like tomato soup, ketchup, and such.

    They just have a weird texture to me. Same with onions and mushrooms.

    hey

    you

    stop being me

    well, I'll try

    but I can't promise anythng

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    britinichubritinichu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Bedlam wrote: »
    I hate really common foods.

    Like Hot Dogs, Macaronni and Cheese, or ravioli.

    I cant explain why, other than eating them makes me sick :S

    ok, but what if someone makes them fresh and really well/expertly for you? I can't stand most places' mac & cheese, but I love making my own with fancy cheeses from the fancy cheese store and noodles that are fun shapes that I like to eat. PLUS breadcrumb crust on top.

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    AgentofOrangeAgentofOrange Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Plus, it's like totally a fungus. Icky.

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I have trouble getting past the fungus part. Like the same shit that grows on your feet and all that shit. Man, that shit is fucked up.

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