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Fuck your grandmother's cookies

ElkiElki get busyModerator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
edited April 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
Get that weak shit out of here! This is only for real men and real women and real nobodyknows who want to make their own cookie recipes.

Don't start cooking now, assholes. Wait. I'm gonna cook a patch, and send it to two people. Each cooks a patch, sends me half, and sends the other to a new person. The new person makes cookies, sends them to a new person and to whoever sent them cookies. And on and on. Eventually, people from the top of the Cookie Tree will get recycled down.

Sign up: Only when you have a recipe ready. Be ready!


Elki sending cookies to:

Ready Cookie Dude 1
Ready Cookie Dude 2

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  • psycojesterpsycojester Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So basically you've invented a cookie reverse pyramid scheme. Impressive.

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  • KevinNashKevinNash Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Can you have a patch of cookies? I thought it was a batch.

    Someone might poison me anyway.

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  • necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    The downfall of this project will likely be the survivability of baked goods in the U.S. Mail.

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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    My grandmother bakes and sends me cookies every Chirstmas just fine.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Batch. You cook batches.

    You sew patches.

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  • FalxFalx Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    If I lived in the US and had a working oven I might just have jumped on this, it sounds really interesting.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    This isn't the spell check thread, motherfuckers. Cookies!

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  • AroducAroduc regular
    edited March 2009
    While we're on it, shouldn't you be baking those instead of cooking them?

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2009
    I am predicting the first cookie related ban coming very soon.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Aroduc wrote: »
    While we're on it, shouldn't you be baking those instead of cooking them?
    Obviously we're not very good at this.

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  • AroducAroduc regular
    edited March 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    I am predicting the first cookie related ban coming very soon.

    Better to go out in a blaze of pedantry than to risk getting some kind of cookie abomination like snickerdoodles.

    Or anything that contains nuts.

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    When you say making their own cookie recipes what exactly do you mean? Cause like flour+egg+sugar are must-haves or should we try inventing new stuff that ends up being un-Cookie-like?

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So I can do something totally bizarre and evil by making a excellent cookie batch and a horrible batch either mix them together and send them out or send them out to two different people for a mixed review




    What if you make a cookie that contains things like walnuts and send them to someone who is allergic or dislikes it?

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  • FyreWulffFyreWulff YouRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    I would totally sign up for this if I hadn't been struck with a cookie-curse and all the cookies I baked didn't start tasting like soap

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hmmm. Perhaps today is the day that I experiment with the baking of cookies. It is not something I've tried before.

    How does the international community factor into this?
    Elki wrote: »
    This isn't the spell check thread, motherfuckers. Cookies!
    It's not far off.

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  • freelancerbobfreelancerbob UKRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ITT people prefer minutiae of grammar and spelling to cookies.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    My cookies are legendary, motherfucker, bring it.

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  • FalxFalx Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I could eat ginger cookies all damn day. Seriously, I've finished a two kilo bag once on my own because I didn't realize how much I was eating.

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  • ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    So like are you sending these cookies in vacuum sealed containers or what?

    What if someone makes the cookies from that semen recipe book posted a long while back?

    This could be a trap.

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  • clownfoodclownfood packet pusher in the wallsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I was just thinking that the world needs an epic macaroon recipe that drives the masses wild with lust.

    I am just the man to give them that recipe

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  • TaximesTaximes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    On one hand, I love cookies.

    But on the other hand...I don't know if I want Elki anywhere near things I might ingest. :P

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  • brandotheninjamasterbrandotheninjamaster Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I make a rather awesome variation to the snickerdoodle cookie. I don't know what their lifespan is though...they are always eaten within the first couple hours of their lives.

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  • The Raging PlatypusThe Raging Platypus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Taximes wrote: »
    On one hand, I love cookies.

    But on the other hand...I don't know if I want Elki anywhere near things I might ingest. :P

    D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

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  • brandotheninjamasterbrandotheninjamaster Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The Raging Platypus wrote: »
    Taximes wrote: »
    On one hand, I love cookies.

    But on the other hand...I don't know if I want Elki anywhere near things I might ingest. :P

    D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

    :!::!::!::!::!::!::!::!: I'm so sorry I clicked that link:!::!::!::!::!::!::!::!::!::!:

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sign me up. Recipe ready and all.

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  • iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Cornfield? Cornfield.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Matt, don't you work in a bakery? You cheatin' cheater. :wink:

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hey now, nobody said unfair advantages had to be fair.


    I won't use bakery stuff though, honest.

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  • TeaSpoonTeaSpoon Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Guys, is it possible to make cookies with squid and celery? Because I would like to try.

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  • brandotheninjamasterbrandotheninjamaster Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    TeaSpoon wrote: »
    Guys, is it possible to make cookies with squid and celery? Because I would like to try.

    Its possible yes, but how it will taste is something altogether different...

    Then again I have been proven wrong before.

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  • GungHoGungHo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    TeaSpoon wrote: »
    Guys, is it possible to make cookies with squid and celery? Because I would like to try.
    Only if you're from Japan.

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  • brandotheninjamasterbrandotheninjamaster Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    If Teaspoon did it, it would be a first. Google images didn't come up with anything when I searched for squid cookies.

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm gonna bake some motherfucking cookies and mail them all over the goddamn place. Sign me up, or I'll start sending out chicken cookies. You don't want to know about the chicken cookies.

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  • brandotheninjamasterbrandotheninjamaster Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    When does a cookie become a biscuit? At least by American standards anyway.

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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    brandotheninjamaster wrote: »
    When does a cookie become a biscuit? At least by American standards anyway.

    when it is savory and heavily leavened with baking soda. American biscuits are closer to rolls than cookies.

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  • brandotheninjamasterbrandotheninjamaster Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    redx wrote: »
    brandotheninjamaster wrote: »
    When does a cookie become a biscuit? At least by American standards anyway.

    when it is savory and heavily leavened with baking soda. American biscuits are closer to rolls than cookies.

    I always thought that cookies were sweet an biscuits/rolls weren't.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm not sure if I feel comfortable eating your cookies.

    :winky:

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The British distinction, as I've heard it, is that biscuits start soft, and get hard as they go stale, and cookies start hard, and get soft as they go stale.

    "Biscuits" in America though are the kind of thing you get at KFC, a hockey puck sized piece of soft dough, usually made with a lot of butter and no filling.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Goat face cookies are the best cookies.

    Also: Aroduc needs to die in a fire for defaming snickerdoodles. My wife makes the very bestest snickerdoodles.

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  • truck-a-saurastruck-a-sauras Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    while a fun idea this could end badly. you people better list your food allergies if you have any and send the recipe along also. The first person who croaks from some crazy peanut allergy is going to put a kibosh on this whole thing.

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  • fshavlakfshavlak Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    truck-a-sauras wrote: »
    while a fun idea this could end badly. you people better list your food allergies if you have any and send the recipe along also. The first person who croaks from some crazy peanut allergy is going to put a kibosh on this whole thing.

    Just make it a rule that you have to make the recipe public, and make it up to the cookie eater to make sure it's safe for him.

    This also gets rid of the chance that someone will send you semen cookies.

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