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I would like to introduce to you a new game of my own invention. It is called Wikiwackin' and is quite easy to play. The rules are extremely simple:
1) Start at Wikipedia.org
2) Click on a Random Article
3) Without using the search feature or random article feature again try and masturbate to orgasm
No external sources are allowed, only wikipedia.
It's like 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon, but with more jizz.
I can beat it to an abstract desire for pleasure, no problem. I just clear my mind like a jedi, will the yang out of my dantien and into the Generalissimo and imagine a world where I am blowing a load.
Posts
to
Roman Catholic Church
to
Modern Sex Scandal
to
Sexuality
BOOM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.mg
to
Internet
to
Pornography
to
Daft Punk
to
Julliette Lewis (could stop here technically)
to
Brad Pitt (could stop here technically)
to
Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston or or or or
Lucy (film)
Lucille Ball
Alternatively, look it up. (I was going to post a link to the appropriate wiki article, but it's quite NSFW).
look at this hilarious self-portrait! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Rembrandt_aux_yeux_hagards.jpg
rembrandt was a gangsta
twitterfacebooksteamsomemusicofminetoomuchgunshegeekshow
to Jacksonville,_Florida
to United_States
to Crime_in_the_United_States
to Rape
to candyland
to Types_of_rape
to Statutory_rape
to Britney_Spears
to Lesbian or or or
to Bell Mobility
to Blackberry
to US Department of justice
to President of the USA
to Barack Obama
to Michelle Obama
You didn't just stop at "horse breeder?"
I host a podcast about movies.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Departments_of_France
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Constituent_Assembly
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_Antoine_Marie_de_Cazal%C3%A8s
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1792
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Republican_Calendar
oh god yes democratic revolutions
once your random comes up, you can only press 6 times before you must drop loads on your keyboard.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Kelly
to American_football
to List_of_American_football_players
to List_of_current_NFL_team_rosters
to Reggie_Bush
to Ciara or Kim_Kardashian
First one was 1950 French open tennis tournament. Few clicks later and there I was.
lucky bastard
to Japan
to Anime
to Nose bleeds
to Vitamin C
to Vitamin C (singer)
Coran Attack!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tributary
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drainage_basin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wetland
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riparian
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrophilic
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cell_membrane
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friction
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lubricant
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_lubricant
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex
-> Egypt -> Media -> Film -> Pornographic Film
JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
I host a podcast about movies.
to Australia
to Cate_Blanchett YES!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_Giants
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Football_League_Cheerleading (Did you know the St. Louis Rams cheerleaders were called the "Embraceable Ewes" in 1974?)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dallas_Cowboys_Cheerleaders
And done.
blog facebook steam twitter
callius what is this
what are you doing
to us
to st. petersburg
to sean bean
swoon
I'm creating a new super race of ultraspankers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauce
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_sauce
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amateur
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_movies
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebrity_sex_tape
JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
All jokes aside
I don't need any imagery
I can beat it to an abstract desire for pleasure, no problem. I just clear my mind like a jedi, will the yang out of my dantien and into the Generalissimo and imagine a world where I am blowing a load.
In the words of the villain from The Substitute
Power Perceived . . . is Power Achieved.
I host a podcast about movies.