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Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered User regular
edited April 2009 in Social Entropy++
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GODDAMNIT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.


Now that that's taken care of, we all enjoy a little smoke now and then.


Whether yer a blue collar, hard workin' Murrican man, who smokes these.
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Or an early-20th century business mogul/all around classy guy/black dude and smoke these!
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Smoking can be rewarding on many levels.

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Maybe you smoke on of those classy fuckers!

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Or maybe you're a goddamn criminal.


I prefer cigars, myself. Or menthol. Love me my menthol. Mm-mmm.

Anyway, post ya smokes!

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    die in a fire of your own creation, Wyoming child

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I SMOKE FOOLS LIKE YOU ON THE B-BALL COURT

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I like cigars but am very new at it. Anybody have any good brands they can recommend at a fair price?

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'll smoke cigs if I'm real fucking drunk.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Neville you enjoy smoking too. Just a different kind. Don't hate.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well played Cloudman.


    Also @neville: D:

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  • FFFF Once Upon a Time In OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    God damn you. I quit/was forced when I got a shitty cold last week. I've had 1 in 7 days.

    Fuck I want one.


    Fuck.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
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    ha ha ha ha

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Why do some smokers feel it to be necessary to try and recruit non smokers in the smoking cult?

    Because it has to be a cult. The first cigarette was horrible and also the last one.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    SMOKE THIS

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I'll smoke cigs if I'm real fucking drunk.

    when I do this I start vomiting everywhere

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    I like cigars but am very new at it. Anybody have any good brands they can recommend at a fair price?

    Actually, the brand in the picture! Ashton cigars, particularly the wood cabinet or heritage selections. Rocky Fatel is pretty hyped as well as good cigars. Romeo y Julietta maduros are good.

    Not cheap, but, it's hard to find a good smoke. My advice? Swisher Sweet wood tips. Good, cheap every day cigars.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    my friend likes to smoke clove cigarettes and I would rather a damn cigar

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I am He Who Smokes Bitches.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i smoke marlboro menthol lights and camel menthol lights. not too many in one day, just first thing in the morning to get me going and just enough to get me my work smoke breaks and when i'm stuck in traffic and after a delicious meal. contemplating cutting down even more because goddamn they jacked prices up on a pack so its now like $6 and up for one. ugh. gotta keep my eye out for the 2 or 3 pack deals

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    These right now. They are good but fuck expensive

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    I like cigars but am very new at it. Anybody have any good brands they can recommend at a fair price?

    Actually, the brand in the picture! Ashton cigars, particularly the wood cabinet or heritage selections. Rocky Fatel is pretty hyped as well as good cigars. Romeo y Julietta maduros are good.

    Not cheap, but, it's hard to find a good smoke. My advice? Swisher Sweet wood tips. Good, cheap every day cigars.

    excellent, I will look into this

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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Smoking is nice when you are not getting taxed to hell and back

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I'll smoke cigs if I'm real fucking drunk.
    You ever had a clove?

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    Lovely

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I'll smoke cigs if I'm real fucking drunk.
    You ever had a clove?

    yup

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    yup
    Aren't they damn tasty?

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Neville you enjoy smoking too. Just a different kind. Don't hate.

    no smoke = ain't smokin'
    and the same could be applied to ladies as well, but nobody does.

    thus, attempt at joke REJECTED

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Neville you're both smokin' and you smoke pole.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Djarum Black: The official cigarette of douchey faggots everywhere

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  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Cloves are fucking atrocious.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Also

    INVEST IN A FUCKING CIGAR CUTTER. Trust me.

    The guillotine cigar cutter is generally accepted as the best.

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    They look like this.

    I have one that looks like a wee tiny pair of scissors that cost like a buck twenty that works fucking great. You don't need to spend a lot of money, remember that.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Neville you're both smokin' and you smoke pole.

    I'll allow it!

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    why would you cut a cigar

    you're cutting off stuff you want to smoke

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Djarum Black: The official cigarette of douchey faggots everywhere
    I prefer Djarum Specials.

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    to...to light it?

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    why would you cut a cigar

    you're cutting off stuff you want to smoke
    You, um, don't know how cigars work. Do you?

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    smoking is bad >:(

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    why would you cut a cigar

    you're cutting off stuff you want to smoke
    You, um, don't know how cigars work. Do you?

    nope

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Djarum Black: The official cigarette of douchey faggots everywhere

    why didn't you tell me this sooner

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Kazhiim, providing advice on things he has never actually attempted since 1986

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Kazhiim, providing advice on things he has never actually attempted since 1986

    sweep the leg

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I smoke half a pack of Camel Menthols a day. I love those fuckin' things.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Djarum Black: The official cigarette of douchey faggots everywhere
    but they're tasty

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