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HEAVY FORTRESS 2: HEAVY HARDER
What is Heavy Fortress 2 you say!? Heavy Fortress 2 is a Sasha-based first-person shooter where you play as heavy weapons guy! We heavies do not play deathmatch! We play other little games like cap dis point or cap dat box...these are real games NOT FOR BABIES. There is much coward-killing inbetween as well. Ho ho ho. Unlike other shooter, HF2 make things easy for heavy. Everything look nice and simple, and it reminds heavy almost of old comic books from his childhood in the mother country. No matter, you no cry about cartoon look or I give you something to REALLY cry about. Now read!
Buying Heavy Fortress 2
You get Heavy Fortress 2 in 2 ways (hoho get it?). First is dis Orange Box deal, which you buy on much spoken about Steam thing for 39.99. It include two other games you probably won't play but they are ok. Heavy play them sometimes. It is good deal yes!? If you do not wish for other games, ONLY HEAVY FORTRESS 2, you can do that too for $19.99.
Personal Computer or Fancy gaming box?
HF2 come on either your computer in your home or on other box you may have under your tele-vision. Version does not matter, only Heavy Fortress 2 matters. Play what you may enjoy, but do know this...everyone on computer is having fun, everyone on fancy gaming box is sad
.Computer also has things like maps made by players and other things that you can change game with. And I must waarrrnnn you, many Penny Arcaders are on the computer and not box. So choose carefully ho ho ho. But all that does not matter. Dis here is COMPUTER THREAD! DIS IS FANCY BOX THREAD!
Arcade servers that cost a penny
Job's
Hyperbolic Drama Chamber
Normal server with sourcemod for votes. Recently has had lag problems.
66.55.142.242:27015
JonXP's
JonXP's Server
Regular vanilla server. No votes. Significantly less lag. It's a trade off.
tf2.finalmeasure.com
PMAvers's
House of Non-Conformity
PMAvers picks the good from the bad so we can enjoy the maps that matter.
208.167.243.68:27015
Download the Map Pack.
Extract to: Steam\steamapps\<your account>\team fortress 2\tf\maps
Password for all PA servers: wang (ho ho ho)
Meet the Team
Heavy Fortress 2 has a class grouped into dis category
Heavy
Meet the Heavy
Role: Suppressive fire, meat shield. Weapons: Chain gun, Shotgun, Ham-like Fists Hit Points: 300 Speed: 77% (27% when minigun is revving up) Special: Can right click to start up his gun. This allows for instant firing without slowdown. His speed dramatically decreases when firing or revving the minigun.
HF2 Wiki also have good info on Sasha's damage and other things as well.
Features
Look to Brighter Side: If your "round" is personal best (most damage done, cowards killed, time spent shooting), the game will tell you this when you are done.
Kill dat guy: You get look at your killer and maybe even take photo too! (Only if it funny though) Taunt your enemy!: Heavy has taunt for each weapon, taunt which he has practiced many time, so use them! They are funny and strike fear into other heavies.
CRITZ: Sometime Sasha like you more than usual and shoot bullets which do 150% more damage! Sasha will tell you when this happening by giving bullets a nice crackle noise and when enemy are hit they scream in anguish! Enjoy these moments while they last, for Sasha only give them about 5-20% of the time.
New stuff! Oh boy!
Unlockable Sashas: Good friend Medic, Squishy Pyro, and Little men each get three new weapons that I don't know what they use them for because this is Heavy Fortress 2. But they get these weapons after getting certain number of a-chiev-ments. Even more important tho is that HEAVY GET MORE STUFF TOO. LIKE FOOD AND GLOVES
Doctor unlockables:
Blutsauger The Blutsauger is a replacement for the Medic's Needlegun. It is unlocked after completing 10 Medic-specific achievements. This new weapon no longer has the ability to score critical hits against an opponent, instead it will draw health from enemies each time a syringe hits -- making it especially useful as a weapon to retreat away from the fight while staying alive.
Kritzkrieg The Kritzkrieg is an alternative to the Medic's default medigun. It is unlocked after completing 15 Medic-specific achievements. This new medigun uses its Ubercharge not for invulnerability, but to give its recipient 100% chance to fire critical ordinance, allowing an insightful medic and medic-buddy to rip through the opposition when used strategically.
Ubersaw The Ubersaw replaces the Medic's default bonesaw with a bloodstained monster. It is unlocked after completing 20 Medic-specific achievements. Each successful swipe of the Ubersaw will restore 25% of your UberCharge meter. The trade-off? The Ubersaw swings 20% slower than its more tamer cousin, taking away some of it's killing power.
Kritzkrieg The Kritzkrieg is an alternative to the Medic's default medigun. It is unlocked after completing 15 Medic-specific achievements. This new medigun uses its Ubercharge not for invulnerability, but to give its recipient 100% chance to fire critical ordinance, allowing an insightful medic and medic-buddy to rip through the opposition when used strategically.
Ubersaw The Ubersaw replaces the Medic's default bonesaw with a bloodstained monster. It is unlocked after completing 20 Medic-specific achievements. Each successful swipe of the Ubersaw will restore 25% of your UberCharge meter. The trade-off? The Ubersaw swings 20% slower than its more tamer cousin, taking away some of it's killing power.
Fireman unlockables:
Flare Gun The [strike]Tampon[/strike] Flare Gun replaces the shotgun as the secondary weapon. It is unlocked after completing 10 Pyro-specific achievements. This gives burn-happy pyros a chance to do what they've wanted for months - set people on fire from across the room, control point, or map. Excellent for annoying enemy snipers, but using this will leave you mostly defenseless if you're in or near the water.
Backburner The Backburner replaces the Flamethrower as the Pyro's primary weapon. It is unlocked after completing 15 Pyro-specific achievements. The Backburner lacks the fancy new Compression Blast ability of the original Flamethrower, but more than makes up for it with the brutal combination of a 100% crit rate when attacking the back of an enemy. If you're a backstabbing enthusiast who isn't playing Spy, this is your gun.
Axtinguisher Just as shiny, but wrapped in barbed wire, the Axtinguisher replaces the default Fire Axe. It is unlocked after completing 20 Pyro-specific achievements. The Axtinguisher compliments the Pyro's tendency to set fire to things by guaranteeing critical hits on any enemy that is on fire. As a tradeoff, it does half damage against enemies who aren't burning.
Backburner The Backburner replaces the Flamethrower as the Pyro's primary weapon. It is unlocked after completing 15 Pyro-specific achievements. The Backburner lacks the fancy new Compression Blast ability of the original Flamethrower, but more than makes up for it with the brutal combination of a 100% crit rate when attacking the back of an enemy. If you're a backstabbing enthusiast who isn't playing Spy, this is your gun.
Axtinguisher Just as shiny, but wrapped in barbed wire, the Axtinguisher replaces the default Fire Axe. It is unlocked after completing 20 Pyro-specific achievements. The Axtinguisher compliments the Pyro's tendency to set fire to things by guaranteeing critical hits on any enemy that is on fire. As a tradeoff, it does half damage against enemies who aren't burning.
MY unlockables:
Natascha: Sasha's younger, weaker, and slower cousin. She need much love from heavy but she will do good in stopping little men. Me, I no like her so much, but it all about preference.
Sandvich: Om nom nom nom
KGB: Anything that makes my fists bigger and hit harder is good for me!
Sandvich: Om nom nom nom
KGB: Anything that makes my fists bigger and hit harder is good for me!
Little man unlockables:
Force-Of-Nature: Is little shotgun that hits men back and does less damage with only two shots, but is very good gun for dos little men who like to shoot and RUN LIKE COWARDASDSAJHDsjahdjasndas
Sandman: Stupid bat thing don't use
Bonk: Super energy drink which make projectiles miss scout for a small period of time. Heavy wish he had this
Sandman: Stupid bat thing don't use
Bonk: Super energy drink which make projectiles miss scout for a small period of time. Heavy wish he had this
Payload!
Gold Rush is first new map to use dis gametype. BLU team must push bombcart to checkpoint to get more time to push it to final checkpoint where bomb finally blows up LIKE BOMB SHOULD! RED team try to stop BLU team just because. The bombcart will stop moving if RED team come near it. Do not ask heavy why, heavy do not know. Bombcart give you ammo and healing so it is smart for heavy to stay near cart.
Arena
Twelve against twelve in ultimate cage dog eat dog super-slam match up of the century! No respawning for cowards, and heavy always wins! If your team loses, you sit out the next round and winner keeps winning until everyone leaves da server. After a certian amount of time, a single cap point will open up for teams to cap, and first to cap it or kill da other team wins the match!!!
!!! See Heavy Fortress Blog at http://www.teamfortress.com/ for information and many many good picture-shows! Watch the Meet the Heavy video in all the languages, is good fun !!!
Stuff for when you not playing Heavy Fortress 2
Stat-tis-tics for HF2
Heavy Fortress 2 Shirts and stuff! Is good!
Arcade of Penny's HF2 Shirt! Is of heavy!
Of-fish-cal HF2 stats
Fair warning to others, these kinds of HIJINKS will get you BANNED! Funny to watch, not funny to happen to
TF2 GriefingPart 2 PICTURES! You find them in Program Files\Steam\steamapps\<account name>\team fortress 2\tf\screenshots . Type bind f5 jpeg in console to take screenshots as nice and good .jpg instead of stupid bad .tga. Use dis Paint.NET to convert .tga files to other format. If pictures are not enough for babies like you, there is always RandomEngy's guide to capturing HD movies for HF2
Finally! Pictures of heavy!
AND REMEMBER KIDS
SteamID- Enders || SC2 ID - BurningCrome.721 || Blogging - Laputan Machine
Orikae! |RS| : why is everyone yelling 'enders is dead go'
When I say pop it that means pop it
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(old OP here: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=85599&page=97)
I intend to craft a new OP from scratch anyway, only using the important bits from the old. To save trouble just link to the old thread if people really want to see my OP.
Great election slogan you got there buddy
I honestly thought " Oh god who did what ".
But it was a false alarm.
I'm taking the metaphorical approach
Use the grease of the people to slide to victory
Steam - Minty D. Vision!
Origin/BF3 - MintyDVision
I don't see how that could ever be a problem.
I can do that.
This is my second favorite heavy picture after the one where his medic is getting killed by the scout
shenanigans
OBEY
None of the things in this post address my point or answer my question.
let's play in the early afternoon today as school released me early
e : it used to but was patched out. enders is just awful
EDIT: I AM THE LAW
I AM THE LAW
I AM THE LAW
I AM THE LAW
I AM THE LAW
Because Zen knew what we would say already.
Maybe if you ran on the Titus Pullo platform people would actually be impressed. Maybe.
Basically, you are seeing things. The op has no mention of +50 to the pyros health.
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I don't see any mention of +50hp. You too are seeing things.
shhhhhhhhh
I will also perform sexual favors.
Also I'm just the best anyway, so nominate the best, there is no other way.
I will delete the +50hp thing
edit: enders, a reliable, quick to fix leader. VOTE FOR ENDERS AS ADMIN
Do I actually want to know what he is saying?
What Life Would Be Like With Enders As Admin: A Cautionary Tale In One Act
The People: "Hey Enders, that dude is cheating"
Enders: "BANNED"
The People: "Enders why did you ban him, we were only joking. Don't you ever check your facts first?"
Enders: "OOPS I R DUM"
Fin
AKA [PA]Ilovepandas
personally I'm not sure if we should put someone with ties to extremism in power.
then I forgot how to be an admin