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[Mini-Phalla] The Plains of Phallamyre: GAME OVER: Wash Away Grief

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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    LET ME POINT OUT, OH CLAN OF EVIL DOERS, THAT THAT FUCKER DAC VIN IN THE TRIBE OF CANDY THIEVES ANNOUNCED HE'S SENDING AN ARMY AFTER KIME.

    JUST SAYING. HE'S PRETTY FUCKING KILLABLE.


    Make me. We may be thieves, but we are men of finesse. Unlike, oh say, a certain berserker fellow.


    So, let' say,


    Men of culture, tribes of art, contact me! We need to be strong to uphold the mantle of good.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It's not my fault! It was hard :(. . .

    So question Ryan. If Dac Vin stays attacking me, and no one supports him, will he die? Since his army will be on the field of battle with me, he will be defenseless back home, right?

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dac Vin, wanna make a clan for the soon to be dead?

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    LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Assist Dac Vin!

    Kime has made it clear that he wants to die at our stick filled hands. We will help fulfill their wish!

    LightRider on
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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dac Vin, wanna make a clan for the soon to be dead?

    Is your soon to be dead clan a cultured one?

    Dac Vin on
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So now it's a draw? LightRider defends against Daius, and I defend Dac Vin? Of course, I already have a clan. Which means I still have another army to work with! Assuming I don't get ditched. . ..

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    Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    kime wrote: »
    It's not my fault! It was hard :(. . .

    So question Ryan. If Dac Vin stays attacking me, and no one supports him, will he die? Since his army will be on the field of battle with me, he will be defenseless back home, right?

    An army sent out to attack another player will not be there to defend the village back home.

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    While Dac Vin is out trying to hassle Kime, I'll be in his village raping his women and desecrating his fine art works.

    Boy, Druid life sure is sweet.

    Daius on
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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    Dac Vin, wanna make a clan for the soon to be dead?

    Is your soon to be dead clan a cultured one?

    We are descended from The Spork, that's a silly question.

    SpectralSpork on
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    While Dac Vin is out trying to hassle Kime, I'll be in his village raping his women and desecrating his fine art works.

    Boy, Druid life sure is sweet.
    Well, except for LightRider's army. Anyone want to attack LightRider for the fun of it? It's free pillaging.

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Daius wrote: »
    While Dac Vin is out trying to hassle Kime, I'll be in his village raping his women and desecrating his fine art works.

    Boy, Druid life sure is sweet.
    Well, except for LightRider's army. Anyone want to attack LightRider for the fun of it? It's free pillaging.

    So is looting Daius's hood.

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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    !Attack LightRider

    BLOOD AND DEATH

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    LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    I assure it that it is NOT free. The cries and lamentation of your women will be your ultimate price!

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    LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    SCREAMING AND YELLING!

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    LightRider wrote: »
    SCREAMING AND YELLING!
    Have you seen him talk? Promising him the sounds of screaming and yelling his entire life is probably a gift. . .

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    A gift? Isn't it his life as it is?

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    phallamyre.jpg

    And if you look at Exhibit A, things don't look good for the artsy-fartsy cultural tribes when you consider that we have Mr D. waiting in the shadows ready to bring the pain.

    We are men of War! Do not attempt to play us at our own game!

    Daius on
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    LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    His short and violent and lound and ending life!

    Defend!

    Dac Vin, you're on your own.

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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    Dac Vin, wanna make a clan for the soon to be dead?

    Is your soon to be dead clan a cultured one?

    We are descended from The Spork, that's a silly question.


    Forgive for asking.

    One more for the cultured goods!

    Dac Vin on
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    GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    phallamyre.jpg

    And if you look at Exhibit A, things don't look good for the artsy-fartsy cultural tribes when you consider that we have Mr D. waiting in the shadows ready to bring the pain.

    We are men of War! Do not attempt to play us at our own game!


    Best. Phallustration. Ever.

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Wait I joined what?

    Also Daius needs to do a campaign map for every battle ever in this phalla.

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    LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Meh, I can draw in the sand with my stick a better and less lie-filled representation of the situation.
    That's freakin' awesome!

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I second both of the above posts, that was great!

    OK, ignore LightRider's post. He doesn't count. Except for his spoiler, which I also second.

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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Wait I joined what?

    Also Daius needs to do a campaign map for every battle ever in this phalla.


    The war on the uncultured! They kidnapped your wife, go save it!

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Wife? The Sons of The Spork have no wives, merely Axlotl Tanks. What are you an uncultured heathen as well?

    SpectralSpork on
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    Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I briefly toyed with the idea of keeping an actual visible battle map at the end of each narration, I soon figured out how much of a bitch that would be. Narration wouldn't be until hours after vote close.

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I briefly toyed with the idea of keeping an actual visible battle map at the end of each narration, I soon figured out how much of a bitch that would be. Narration wouldn't be until hours after vote close.

    Thus you force others into doing it for you.

    Worked for the British...untill that one war they kinda ended up kinda-sorta winning.

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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Wife? The Sons of The Spork have no wives, merely Axlotl Tanks. What are you an uncultured heathen as well?


    Well you've got a wife now, and her name is Culture!

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I will happily fill the void and provide crude, biased, MS-Paint battle maps every day.

    Daius on
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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    I will happily fill the void and provide crude, biased, MS-Paint battle maps every day.

    You're my new hero.

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    OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    I will happily fill the void and provide crude, biased, MS-Paint battle maps every day.

    You're my new hero.

    This is unquestionably awesome

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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ohtsam wrote: »
    Daius wrote: »
    I will happily fill the void and provide crude, biased, MS-Paint battle maps every day.

    You're my new hero.

    This is unquestionably awesome

    Darn shame about the evil bit because we all need battle schemas in our lives.

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    WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    GrimmyTOA wrote: »
    Daius wrote: »
    phallamyre.jpg

    And if you look at Exhibit A, things don't look good for the artsy-fartsy cultural tribes when you consider that we have Mr D. waiting in the shadows ready to bring the pain.

    We are men of War! Do not attempt to play us at our own game!


    Best. Phallustration. Ever.

    That's pretty fucking awesome

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    My half-arsed attempt at an update. Notice there are some Hidden Temple people in the bottom right, cheerfully beating Spork to a bloody pulp.

    They are a credit to Warfare.

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Daius wins the game regardless of who wins.

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    Fatal3RR0RFatal3RR0R Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Awesome map if outdated.

    I'm no longer on reserve and I'm part of the big defender babies group.

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I singled you out so that people would be more likely to mess you up, Fatal3rror.

    Be sure to thank me later.

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    Fatal3RR0RFatal3RR0R Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My penguins will live on to avenge me.

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    KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Good lord y'all got chatty all of a sudden. Glad I got on now so I had a chance to catch up....

    For now I will !Defend and say that the maps are bloody awesome. I suddenly feel the urge to make my own.

    Keika on
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    OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Edit
    : removed tasteless joke

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