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Wanna see a famous lady fuck a squid?

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    wam i want to hear about the lore

    the lore for your whale game

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    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    the lore is evolution

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hahahaha. Oh god.

    That humanimals thing is more horrible/hilarious than S_O's. Wait until we get Goatmon or Lucky Cynic in here.

    That giraffe has such a long, slender neck though. Mmm.

    Fake edit: Change the thread title to "Wanna see a (not) famous lady as a squid"

    Real edit: I am removing the squid lady. Instead, I will follow through and post some good humanimals:

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    AMP'd on
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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I thought we already had a Japan thread.

    NeoToma on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    oh sweet, green porno rules and I'm glad they're doing more

    thanks for the heads up Rank

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I just told you not to click the link

    not only did you click the link

    you bring it back here

    for shame

    MrMonroe on
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    this girl is famous?

    Zombiemambo on
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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    I just told you not to click the link

    not only did you click the link

    you bring it back here

    for shame

    It's like looking at the sun because your parents told you not to, and I'm not sure whether or not I regret it.

    Plus the squid was topical.

    AMP'd on
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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    that doesn't look like the kind of thing you can link!

    redhead on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    redhead wrote: »
    that doesn't look like the kind of thing you can link!

    Is there a rule against linking NSFW stuff within an NSFW warning?

    It doesn't matter, S_O's massive archives are working again so anyone who wants to post real humanimals can, and I can remove that link if it's gonna be an issue.

    AMP'd on
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    that doesn't look like the kind of thing you can link!

    Is there a rule against linking NSFW stuff within an NSFW warning?

    It doesn't matter, S_O's massive archives are working again so anyone who wants to post real humanimals can, and I can remove that link if it's gonna be an issue.

    remove it asap

    Antimatter on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    this girl is famous?
    by "this girl" do you mean isabella rossellini

    answer is yes

    World as Myth on
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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fuck ... between the "It's a porpoise you <insert expletive involving your mother>!" argument and ... that thing ... I've almost choked twice now on my dinner of Coco Crispies, and a few of them are plastered to the monitor.

    Thank you SE++

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    maybe this will teach you to eat healthier

    World as Myth on
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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hey, sugar-infested cereals are clearly the biggest part of the food group.

    Pass the chocolate milk

    MetroidZoid on
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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    this girl is famous?
    by "this girl" do you mean isabella rossellini

    answer is yes

    no, zombie is talking about you

    the answer is still yes

    because of how high up the picture of your tattoo is on the GIS results for "gayest tattoo ever"

    (I shouldn't have to tell you not to GIS that at work)

    MrMonroe on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    this girl is famous?
    by "this girl" do you mean isabella rossellini

    answer is yes

    she loves her Big Beef and Cheddar

    Centipede Damascus on
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Actually, y'know what? I'm gettin' behind this idea now. I think it could be great.

    Thing is, I'm not sure if the market would accept fully inhuman player characters. Consumers need something to identify with, right? So, here's the deal, take a page from Endless Forest's book and give the whales human faces.

    S_O can do the character design.
    this sounds unendingly creepy

    humanimals.jpg

    If S_O is reading this I hope he knows that his non-functional website is the only thing preventing me from posting so many beautiful humanimals.

    ok wow

    I was like "that site isn't down, I was looking at it earlier at work"

    if you do google humanimals

    don't click on the first link

    seriously

    it's a terrible place
    http://i39.tinypic.com/aze7gk.gif

    edit: oh this is above 500k gay

    Zephyr on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    this girl is famous?
    by "this girl" do you mean isabella rossellini

    answer is yes

    no, zombie is talking about you

    the answer is still yes

    because of how high up the picture of your tattoo is on the GIS results for "gayest tattoo ever"

    (I shouldn't have to tell you not to GIS that at work)
    I'm not in the results anymore! noooooooooo

    World as Myth on
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  • Teslan26Teslan26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    this girl is famous?

    I was thinking that, with an added dose of 'Why?'

    Teslan26 on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    did you guys grow up in a goddamn cave

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabella_Rossellini

    she's ingrid bergman's daughter for starters

    World as Myth on
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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    did you guys grow up in a goddamn cave

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabella_Rossellini

    she's ingrid bergman's daughter for starters

    i just like saying her name. it's like my tongue is...having...sex, or something.

    with itself.

    aaanyway

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2009
    SHE WAS IN FUCKING BLUE VELVET, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS

    SHE'S JACK DONAGHY'S WIFE!

    Rankenphile on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Blue Velvet was pretty good

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    SHE WAS IN FUCKING BLUE VELVET, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS

    SHE'S JACK DONAGHY'S WIFE!

    Rank your thread is making me mad at people

    Poorochondriac on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    isabella rosselini has not aged well

    PiptheFair on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    she was also in Big Night which is one of the best movies that nobody has ever heard of

    PiptheFair on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I tried to introduce my friend to this by referencing Isabella Rosselini's appearance in Napoleon, because we had to see it in school and she totally hams it up as Josephine.

    AMP'd on
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    SHE WAS IN FUCKING BLUE VELVET, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS

    SHE'S JACK DONAGHY'S WIFE!

    Rank your thread is making me mad at people

    Alternatively:

    Heinken?! Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

    Poorochondriac on
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What the hell, this isn't my porno at all

    Green on
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    isabella rosselini has not aged well

    You think? I was just thinking she looks pretty great. I mean, I'd fuck her.

    These Green Pornos are the greatest things, either way. The Anglerfish is astonishingly creepy.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    If I were a firefly, I would light up my ass at night.

    Hahaha!

    But then:
    If I were an earthworm [...] I would have a slimy body, like a Jew.

    What?

    AMP'd on
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  • Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I was listening to an interview with this lady on NPR today and they nearly got through without saying the word penis.

    Jacques L'Homme on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2009
    SHE WAS IN FUCKING BLUE VELVET, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS

    SHE'S JACK DONAGHY'S WIFE!

    Rank your thread is making me mad at people

    Alternatively:

    Heinken?! Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
    Show it to me

    Rankenphile on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    isabella rosselini has not aged well

    what the hell is the matter with you

    Centipede Damascus on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    isabella rosselini has not aged well

    what the hell is the matter with you

    I have eyes and good taste

    PiptheFair on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Pip I don't think your opinion is valid here

    Centipede Damascus on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2009
    Blue Velvet is so awesome

    because David Lynch is a fucking freak retard guy

    and made Dennis Hopper into the scariest grandpa I ever hope to have

    Rankenphile on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I haven't seen Blue Velvet but I read Roger Ebert's review of it and honestly I do not feel compelled to see it at all

    Centipede Damascus on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2009
    why

    are you fag?

    Rankenphile on
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