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Why You Should Never Sleep With A Woman Who Is Having A Movie Made About Her Life

Actinguy1Actinguy1 Registered User regular
edited April 2009 in Social Entropy++
(EDIT, more than a year later):

While I hope that my subsequent posts have proven this was not some crazy marketing shill, just a completely true story about my random and crazy life, I'm going to go ahead and delete it...since it turned into Pokemon shit anyway.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    why am I supposed to give a fuck?

    sounds like you need to get over her

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    jesus christ what is this

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    She was thanking God for the orgasm she was, hopefully, about to receive.

    It's like saying grace before eating, don't be so intolerant.

    Seriously on
  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Worst bel air ever.

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  • ubernekouberneko Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "'Eyy Chad, I fucked Katie too."

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Holy shit man

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    HAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

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    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I swear this was locked once already

    the wook on
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2009
    I read all of that

    This is phenomenal

    And I fully support every second of it

    I didn't click on any links though, fuck that bullshit

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  • LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Clever marketing.

    Legacy on
    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Worst bel air ever.

    The new Bel Airs don't actually have any Will Smith lyrics.

    Seriously on
  • Futt BuckerFutt Bucker CTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    There are too many line breaks in that post.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Legacy wrote: »
    Clever marketing.
    totally

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Seriously wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Worst bel air ever.

    The new Bel Airs don't actually have any Will Smith lyrics.

    That some sort of post modern thing?

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  • LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    I agree.

    And I'm a guy that loves them.

    Line breaks, that is.

    Legacy on
    Can we get the chemicals in. 'Cause anything's better than this.
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What the hell is this shit

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What part of "Don't hype your own websites" when you're new is hard to understand?

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    your links are broken

    also...congratulations, I guess?

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Most of those links dont even work for me.

    All 404'd and errythang.

    Bedlam on
  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BigDes wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Worst bel air ever.

    The new Bel Airs don't actually have any Will Smith lyrics.

    That some sort of post modern thing?

    It's an attempt to break out of restrictive doctrine and embracing new ideas and new ways of thinking. It's a crazy time man.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    neville wrote: »
    What part of "Don't hype your own websites" when you're new is hard to understand?
    what?

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  • Futt BuckerFutt Bucker CTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    If I had the power to lock a thread, it would be this one.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BigDes wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Worst bel air ever.

    The new Bel Airs don't actually have any Will Smith lyrics.

    That some sort of post modern thing?

    This guy gets it!

    It is a commentary on the whole paradigm. Stereotypes. Subverting expectations.

    Seriously on
  • Actinguy1Actinguy1 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Swear this isn't my own movie. I can kinda see where you would think it might be, since I'm new here, but I've been lurking for a while and thought this might be the kind that my fellow nerds would get a kick out of. :P

    It was locked before, because I put it in the wrong thread. Had a message saying this would be a better place for it, so here it is.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yeah that movie synapsis dosent show anything having to do with pet killing and this is probably just a clever marketing ploy.

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    That title is way too long too.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    What part of "Don't hype your own websites" when you're new is hard to understand?
    what?

    THE RULES wrote:
    Plugging your personal website
    This comes off rather badly if you do it too soon after joining. It is known as "site-whoring," and you will be flamed. If you want to plug your (or anyone else's) site, put a link in your sig

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  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    If I posted about all the times I had sex with a lady who went on to kill and keep animal carcases then this fucking forum would explode.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Seriously wrote: »
    BigDes wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Worst bel air ever.

    The new Bel Airs don't actually have any Will Smith lyrics.

    That some sort of post modern thing?

    This guy gets it!

    It is a commentary on the whole paradigm. Stereotypes. Subverting expectations.

    It's an example of the newly forming post new wave Bel Air.

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  • simosimo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    didn't really read much of the op but i am going to assume it's about shirley temple

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Yeah that movie synapsis dosent show anything having to do with pet killing and this is probably just a clever marketing ploy.

    Clever?
    Uhh.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Handsome Costanza wrote: »
    If I posted about all the times I had sex with a lady who went on to kill and keep animal carcases then this fucking forum would explode.

    No it wouldn't

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    neville wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Yeah that movie synapsis dosent show anything having to do with pet killing and this is probably just a clever marketing ploy.

    Clever?
    Uhh.
    I couldnt think of a better word so I echoed legacy's statement :<

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Handsome Costanza wrote: »
    If I posted about all the times I had sex with a lady who went on to kill and keep animal carcases then this fucking forum would explode.

    If I posted about all the times I had sex with a lady well... I... I... Definitely wouldn't waste anyone's time.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    For some reason the thread title is making me think of Delocated.

    But I don't like Delocated.

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  • Actinguy1Actinguy1 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The movie was actually in production when she was arrested for killing animals, so it's not in the film.

    Also, that would drastically change the whole, "hey, love is good and stuff" plot of the film, from what I've read.

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  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dr.Funkenstein wrote: »
    Handsome Costanza wrote: »
    If I posted about all the times I had sex with a lady who went on to kill and keep animal carcases then this fucking forum would explode.

    No it wouldn't

    Yes it would

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  • TasteicleTasteicle Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Man thats pretty crazy, did she ever hint about her love of killing things

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2009
    Dammit

    All my reading and not clicking links has turned on me once again

    Curse you!

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  • TasteicleTasteicle Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    like on your penis

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